I GOT A MATCH WITH A CUTE AZN COSPLAY GIRL ON TINDER WHAT THE

send her a link to this post

realize most people who are Asian and cosplayers are usually batshit insane and bitches and will talk to guys behind your back

>>38317323
If she ask her about cosplay its fucking simple

>>38317323

Realise she's on tinder which means she is trash tier

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La scelta e ovvia, amico.

i found a qt undercover weeb on tinder as my first match ever. i had to scrub through her social medias to find this out. i just sent an UwU i hope it works

>>38317323
Have a wank and then admit to yourself you don't even have a small chance of even touching a chair she sat on

>>38317346
>>38317355
I don't care. I'm horny. I don't care if she's getting railed by Chad right fucking now and a psychopathic arsonist.

>>38317358
I'm not jacking off until I know this isn't happening.

>>38317323
Good luck, anon. I wish I could only be so lucky.

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cosplay girls are thots

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>>38317468
GOOD

JESUS SHE'S IN A BUNNY GYARU OUTFIT IN LIKE HALF OF THESE

>>38317485
Post them niggero

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>>38317485
you can't just say these things and not post pics

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>>38317499
>>38317515
HOREY SHITTO

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>>38317737
She looks like a distant cousin of the Bogdanoffs

>>38317737
WOULD.
originally of course.

>>38317737
Dat nose lmao it's like a mii character's nose.

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>>38317737
her face got slapped with a frying pan... repeatedly
Keep your virginity anon, do you really want to lose your chance at sweet magical powers over this low-tier succubus?

Your reply should be "my wizard robes shall protect my chastity"

>>38317786
yeah its the only thing. dont look at it. look down. block it out. FOCUS.
FOCUS.

>>38317822
Ok besides that she's pretty thick but she doesn't look unobtainable. Take it easy anon. Don't sperg

>>38317777

Checked

origano commentarano

>>38317818
>implying I'm even a virgin
Wizard powers are gonna elude me either way, and I'm horny as all hell. I'm gonna go for it. No fucking clue what to say, though.

>>38317786
>>38317775
She's my only match in ages and I think she's cute. Besides, cosplay. I'm gonna go for it.

>>38317837
I'm fucking going for it. Hell, one of her pics is at one of my favorite hangout spots in town. I saved my cum for this.

>Don't sperg
I'm literally autistic. This is the hard part. Aside from my dick.

>>38317777
Quads of luck confirm.

>>38317875
WAIT ANON, run us through what you're planning at the very least.

>>38317907
I'm gonna concoct an opener and invite her to hang out at the spot in her pic since it's within walking distance.

>>38317923
Well before you hit send tell us what you're gonna type out. I wanna go through it and see.

>>38317929
I...don't know. "You're cute?"

>>38317967
Nah man that's way too simple man.