Anyone hump the ground as a way to masturbate?
13 years of bare dick rubbing against carpet is catching up to me.
>>38334524
Holy shit. You shredded that motherfucker. Don't you ever get rug burn? That's just gross
>>38334524
Eww, you got carpetitis. Go to the doctor anon, that's not right and I'm not sure how you can fix it.
Who /prone masturbator and dont care about TMS/ here?
You notice it's got the same texture as whatever that bright green patch is at the bottom of the pic? Is that what you hump? Stop it.
>stop biting your cuticles too, your hands are also in a fucking dreadful state
>>38334524
that shit looks like Nemos house
>>38334630
What's TMS
>>38334524
my head itches
>>38334707
A made up disease called Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome
>>38334524
That's exactly what I imagine The Thing's penis would look like
>>38334524
you're not that penor's owner.
It looks... fluffy. Jesus Christ anon, go to the fuckin doctor, they might be able to laser all of those nodule things off or something.
>>38334524
seen that image b4 that's not you