>Be me
>Descendant of the sun god Ra
>Literally die by being tricked into going into a box
>and drowning
>a fucking box
This is why Anubis is the best Egyptian god of the dead
Discuss Egyptian gods
Egypt is gay, Celtic gods are where it's at.
Eat a dick, stupid fucking Anubisposter
>>38425346
I would like for thoth to sit on my face
>let me take seat so I can bump this thread real good...
>deep inhale
...bump
>>38425346
Only good thing about Osiris was when he was a stand in JoJo's
>>38425921
I don't sit for that kind of mess sonny boy
>Anubis
Yes please~
I would like to tongue Anubis's asshole
"Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry. Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. Envelop the desert with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe. Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win. Appear in this Shadow Game as I call out your name, Winged Dragon of Ra!"
>>38425936
>I'm not strapped in for MY safety
>>38425958
Good God son..
>>38425829
>He's actually this retarded
Very original Egyptian post
>>38425958
I hope Thoth writes tales of your degeneracy, so we have a reminder of the worst place a human can go
>>38425973
remember to keep your heart in the cards son
time to abandon thread son. It was nice being here with you.