Fapping Secret

>>38425111
>Also wouldn't the floor vibrate with me rocking it back and forth and the wall echos that?
I literally hump my bed to get off. Is that bad?

>>38425134
No but i'm pretty sure if you have rooms next to each other the person in the other room can hear you pumping your bed if it's dead silent in the night

Relax, honey, it's just the building settling.

>>38425177
You don't understand I have a feeling a family member can hear me fapping late at night

>>38425134
It's unhealthy for your dick and you will have enormous erectile dysfunction issues if you get with a woman. Speaking from studies and personal experience. Just start jacking with your hand now if you know what's good for you.

>>38425111
Going through this right now. I could never be completely sure why they seem to leave and go to the bathroom or something the minute right after I cum. I can only think of the sound of my clothes rubbing or the chair moving giving it away.

>>38425235
I've started to do that. It felt weird and was difficult at first but now I'm proficient at it. I never have lube or lotion though, that's fine though, right?

>>38425111
Great, OP.
Thanks for posting an image like that, now I have to stealth fap.

>living on couch feels

>>38425280
I usually get completely naked and stand ontop of the cumrag. So I'm standing there fapping naked. So I don't know if the person in the other room can hear the slapping going back and forth or feel the slowly vibrations from the ground shaking.

>>38425302
How do you fap while living in the couch? Not afraid of someone walking in/by you?

>>38425301
Yeah, I do the same actually, more of a personal preference. Proud of you, anon, I know it's a pain in the ass to switch but it ain't worth it going on like that.

>>38425319
Listen closely and edge for hours through clothing/sheets if you have to.
You gotta be smart and be ready to move your hand away at the slightest of door openings

>>38425382
What? I usually roll my chair to the door so no one can open it if they tried. I can't listen or feel closely because I'm not in the other room so can't hear how loud i'm doing it.

>>38425111
>slapping sound
>being heard from the next room

Literally what the fuck are you people doing?

>>38425428
you never hear the lewd wet sound when you pull your foreskin back and forth real fast?

>>38425401
If you're behind closed doors, try using a fan or other background noise device that's inconspicuous. That's what I do while in the living room.

They won't be able to hear you then.

>>38425451
Ok they might not be able to hear me then but what about the shaking/vibrations from the floor? I'm sure me fapping hard will create ripples on the ground the other room maybe might hear/feel it?

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>>38425361
To be fair, trying to hump the bed gets very sweaty and tiring after a while, and it can even cause back pain if you do it for a long time. Not to mention it takes more time to stop if you have a roommate to watch out for.

Although I'm happy to learn I won't be getting erectile disfunction because I've stopped, I still have yet to solve the problem of fapping in the first place.

>>38425428
cutfag detected
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>live with roommates
>have the smallest and cheapest room
>next to the shared bathroom and kitchen
>jack off at night sometimes
>when my dick is covered in pre it makes noises
>don't really know if roommates can hear me jacking off
>still jack off anyways
They don't hear me massaging my 6in do they...
right???

>>38425468
You gotta find a way to stay grounded to the floor without your chair moving.
Normally, though, people wouldn't be able to understand that ceiling/wall vibrations are fapping unless you're making tons of noise with the furniture you're on/you're on squeeky floorboards

>>38425508
If it's deadsilent at night they can probably hear the echos if your precum soaked dick makes wet sounds. I would suggest muting your porn and playing some music in the background. That way they can't hear you fapping since the music masks the sound.

>>38425510
I don't fap sitting in my chair. I fap standing up.

>>38425544
Standing up has a far less chance of causing sound. Good strategy

>>38425550
Yes but you rocking back and forth can make the ground shake.

>>38425569
Put one foot on your desk, then.

>>38425650
desk to high my dude