Okay robots what's the best superpower ? I say the power

The power to kill every human being in the world with a single gesture. If I had that power I would use it without hesitation even if it killed me along with everyone else.

How is it possible for you to move when time is stopped? How do you breathe still air, that would be a ton of striain on your lungs. Friction burns from air also.

This can be explained away by the fact that its a super power but i thought it'd be fun to think about.

Omnipotence obviously.

>>38471482
>need money
Rob a bank In broad daylight

>hungry
Walk into a grocery store and grab whatever you want

>horny
Wait til a girl bends over and there ya go. You can finally see Stacy's tits to

>bored
Steal fast cars and drive on opposite side of street. Walk into random people's home and explore. Go to an amusement park and mess with all the stuff , get on rides, etc.

>angry
Steal a big gun and shoot it in the air or just shoot people

You can do anything you want, with no one knowing you did it

Time doesn't exist. You're thinking of >>38471523

The power to have all the other powers.

>>38471518
Timestop is my favourite power, but nothing makes sense about it. What moves and what doesnt? If "You" move, how about your clothes?
Does that mean that anything you touch can also move? But then shouldnt the whole planet move since youre touching that?
Another good one is what you just mentioned: air. Does the air inside your lungs move? If the airmolecules outside dont, then you would just suffocate.

>>38471518
Maybe time isn't necessarily stopped just super super slow. Think the flash, he can't stop time but he can run so fast everyone is standing still.

>>38471482
The best super power is having a natural 20 + 8 in all charisma rolls.

The power to make even one person on earth like me

Any other planets too I wouldn't mind an alien buddy

>>38471482
Regeneration like wolverine
>inb4 normie

Super Intelligence
you could create slaves that have the other powers

Mind control. Being able to make anyone do what you want. Become rich, get a harem of Stacies, do whatever the fuck you want.

>>38471605
What does that even mean you fucking faggot

>>38471677
fucking kill yourself, you god damn normie

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>>38471482
Do i need to do the jojo reference joke?

>>38471677
Dungeons and Dragons, dumb fuck

>>38471670
That is actually a pretty good one

>>38471482
>power to null all other powers
not to be edgy.

>>38471482
I just want this power to rape

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>>38471677
>The kids don't know about dice rolls

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>>38471689
>>38471718
>>38471799
>t-they fell for the bait!

>>38471482
But you don't have the power to restart time, so enjoy your eternal limbo.

>>38471869
why would you restart time? to live forever? most people would rather die before starting all over again like if it was a loop

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Spidermans power set would be the best. If not then mind control.

>>38472015
Anon, he's joking that you can stop time, but only stop it. You can't make time resume as normal. He's not talking about looping.

>>38471482
Only if I don't age while time is stopped.

I'm actually upset that I'll never be able to experience stopping time at will to get away with whatever I want. I'll always be boring old anon. Poor, working a job he hates, intact virginity. The ability to stop time would solve all of my problems. I couple spend subjective days in the sun, getting free food and joyriding other peoples cars.

>>38471482
Ability to manipulate reality and/or outcomes. Instant GG desu

The power to delete websites.

Super luck. The chance for you, no matter what happens, to come out on top because the universe, reality, fate or whatever you want to call it, aligns just right in your favor.

I'd want my power to be where you can choose to keep reliving the same day over like in Groundhogs Day, except you choose when you want to move on to the next day (so you could learn a whole language in a day because you spent years on that one day). Or you can go back to a previous day, etc. I guess that is just time travel or time manipulation or whatever. But that is how I would use it.

The power to travel through time.

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>>38471482
The power to greentext properly.

But yes, I agree.

The power to see the future. You could become the world's most powerful man if you knew what would happen and act upon it.

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The power to giv gf

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The power to be attractive and make friends

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I would pick biological manipulation. Turn my body into a nanomachine factory that can clone itself, absorb other life, shapeshift freely, etc. etc.

Obviously it's overpowered for normal superpowers but weak to god-like super powers such as time manipulation, but that just makes it more interesting to me. Superman is boring cause hes too powerful.

>>38474839
>getting flashbacks from Stargate SG-1
pls stob

Infinite momentum or the ability to use magic

>>38471482
Molecular and Energy manipulation would be a nice set of powers being able to do whatever you want, from straight up killing anything, to transmuting things.
Other good powers would be things such as telekinesis, telepathy, super intelligence

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>>38475285
Is this you?
organism

>>38471482
Immortality. You can just fuck around forever.

>>38471482
>stop time
>move
>resume time
>you moved at an infinite speed
>entire universe explodes

>>38476439

Enjoy dementia you retard. Lol

>>38471518
maybe you need to look up the definition of time.

none of the shit you said even make sense, time is a construct and before 'time' was labeled, shit still move as usual.

fuck me, this moron is stupid as fuck

>>38471482

Teleportation duh

(Jumper style, or even nightcrawler

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>>38471482
power to rewind time
>move backwards in time and prevent others from finding superpowers

>>38471605
The bonus to roll wouldn't even matter because you got a natural 20

>Omniscience
THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE ARE MINE TO KNOW

>>38478202
Also, I'd know how to get all the other superpowers myself