>people actually put milk in their coffee

>>38472350

>people actually drink coffee with milk in it without ice cubes.

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It gets worse.


>people actually put whipping cream in their coffee
>sugar too

At that point, why not just drink a cup of hot chocolate? Anyone who doesn't drink black is a fucking child

I bet you put orange juice in your coffee YOU PERV

>>38472375
>Anyone who doesn't drink black is a fucking child
very ironic because a baby's brain literally cannot comprehend the fact that others have preferences different to their own

>people actually have coffee with water

grow up manchildren and eat your beans

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>>38472362
>putting ice cubes in coffee
is that an american thing?
>>38472375
>not putting sugar in your coffee
why not just down a cup of liquefied shit then?

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>drinking coffee
tea is far greater

>>38472388
By adding sugary compounds to coffee, you're masking and ruining its unique taste. At that point, you might as well be drinking any other drink and swallowing a nodoze

>>38472389

Kekeke, good show old boy

>>38472389
I actually used to snack on coffee beans. They're pretty good.

>>38472409
do you think everyone's tongue, pallet and taste buds are the same? what might be too sweet for you might be perfect for someone else. You probably don't understand

>>38472409
>unique taste
It's bitter. What else is there to taste?

>>38472394
Cheap shit like Folgers doesn't taste great when black. Try architects and engineers "Jet fuel". I bought it as a joke awhile back, but it's actually really good. The best coffee I've had, even.

>>38472375
i put maple syrup in it too fuck you

>>38472446
Does the syrup compliment your coffee well? Would you recommend it?

>>38472437
The smell has a lot to do with it. One of the reasons why I liked the Jet Fuel, very pungent.

>>38472446
>maple syrup
>in coffee
I understand a few teaspoons of sugar, but that's just overboard.
Are you a leaf?

>>38472394

>is that an american thing?

no. its called an iced long black. it is a refreshing beverage.

>>38472408

i drink both daily. gotta go fast while doing nothing.

>>38472436
>>38472437

i think theres a particular gene that determines if bitter things taste pleasurable to you or not.

>>38472469
yeah its good but it sinks to the bottom if you don't mix it and it tastes bad and kind of burns your throat if you drink the very bottom of the cup
>>38472494
no I just really like sweets

>>38472559
i dunno, i aint ever heard of no gene before

>>38472350
I only add milk if somebody serves me a coffee of inferior quality to mask the taste. You think I'm happy with the fact most people serve shitty watery coffee?
I only drink it to be polite, but even then I cannot keep a grimace away without adding milk. Fucking incompetent millenials, I swear.

I add a dab of honey to my coffee and tea, as the Romans would have done.

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>>38472580
>i aint ever heard of no gene before

>not combining tea and coffee when in need of caffeine
>not making czaj when really desperate

>>38472660
>czaj
what is this?

>>38472580

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenylthiocarbamide

Who the fuck cares what people put in their coffee if they like it

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>>38472836
people shouldn't do things different to what i do

>>38472727
few tea bags, few spoons of coffe and around 1/3rd of a cigarette all in a very small amount of water
traditionally made from madras tea, it was invented in prison

>>38472446
>maple syrup in coffee
what the fuck, canada? is there anything you leafs won't put maple syrup in?

>>38472897
How do you integrate the cigarette? You just unroll it and dump in some tobacco? I would like to try this.

>>38472897
if you drink that will you die?

>>38473009
Im a romanian thats lived in the USA for my entire life I just like sugar fuck you too

>>38473064
Really think about that anon. Do you die if you drink a cup of coffee, and a cup of tea back to back? No? Now add one third of a cigarette to that.

My god, I had to spell it out.

>>38473029
just unroll it

>>38473064
it would be extremely energizing

>>38473099
that's a big cup

coffee gives me this sick kind of polluted, poisoned feeling. even decaf. it's a shame because i like the taste of it.

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>>38473085
>cigarette
pretty sure you'll die from that one

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>Americans put butter and coconut oil into their coffee
A truly disgusting nation.

>>38473114
fourth thou

>>38473134
Eventually. A slow and boring death, I'm content with that homie.

>>38473152
That's mostly a keto thing not an American thing

>>38472350
I've never drunk coffee. I mean I tried but it was bitter and gross, how do I fix that?

>>38473355
You could originally try growing some testicles

Yes, but's even better with cream.

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>>38472350
it's much weirder in tea, coffee is awfuul without it,..but tea with milk...

>>38472350
I get diarrhea if I don't add milk. I'm not going to purposefully do that to myself if I know a way to prevent it.

>you aren't a REALLLL MAN unless you drink HOT coffee with NO SUGAR (OR OTHER ADDED THINGS FOR TASTE) AAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP DRINKING STUFF I DON'T LIKE DRINKING

WHY DONT YOU DRINK STUFF YOU DONT LIKE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>38472350
Coffee without milk tastes awful

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>>38472350
I'm actually one of the few people who make their coffee like this: 1/4 of the mug is water, coffee and sugar; the rest is milk.
If the milk is cold from the fridge it tastes really refreshing almost like a frappe or whatever you fags call them

Anybody who goes on about black coffee is mentally a child. It doesn't matter if you think you're cool for drinking it, you are objectively inferior to those who can appreciate coffee in a variety of forms. I love black coffee, but I'm never opposed to a sweet creamier coffee drink when it's available.

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>getting this mad
>over a hot beverage

i like to add shit and paint thinner to mine