You can't be a robot if you're over 4 inches.

>>39533613
"Anon," she said to me, "before I lower your panties, I want you to tell your sister 'Thank You' for letting you wear her bra and these nice panties. I also want you to thank her for offering to share her clothes and lingerie with you. You might not think it's a big deal right now, but, it will mean so much to you in the future."

>>39533613
penis size does not matter if you are a robot.

>>39533680
If you have over 5 inches you can't and never will be a true robot.

time to leave I guess
>t. 8 inches

>>39533704
Gtfo normalfag before I shoot myself in the head

>>39533691
if you are already a robot no female would solely date you for a cock that is 5 inches

>>39533767
But degenerate roasties will suck your cock or at least be interested in a good old fashion fug, regardless of how ugly.

Why are none of the erections crooked and facing directly upwards?

>>39533791
sounds like a meme to me dude

>>39533791
Hefty 7.5 who is also attractive according to /soc/ here, you'd be suprised at how powerful a detterent autism is.

>>39533831
and being a manlet

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>>39533791
You don't actually originally believe this do you?

I am 7 inch 6'2 with a very defined face and weigh 150 and I started >>39532849

go fuck yourself normie

>>39533691
lol no, 5 is still dicklet tier
If you are 6 and over, you can be a robot. Even in your pic, 6 touches the line.

>>39533899
Just so you know I think youre a worthless human being for getting to 39 and having no life skills. Im 18 and am already a builders apprentice with 30k in bank, you dont need functional parents to learn shit, just initiative.

>>39533930
t. normie

go fuck yourself chad

>>39533899
>it's a Normie loser posting on r9k episode
You are not special.
You can be a Normie and a loser.

>Metric fag
>All this time thought I had a 5.5 dick by guestimating off porn
>Im actually a 7
Ive never been fucking happier.

>>39533941
If I was chad why the fuck would I be here? Bullying means nothing when youre picking on the worst of the worst and you dont even get credit for it.

>>39533951
I bet faggots like you are the type of faggots who sat shit like " dur women's can't tell"

>>39533613
kek
1" dicks don't really exist, right? I mean, how would you even fap?

>>39533960
How would I know? Im 3 times the virgin then anyone else on here.

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>>39534035
You rub it like a clit.

>>39533791
you are socially retarded, more so than an average robot.

>>39534069
I probably am desu. I truly believe what I said though

>>39533613
I'm 6.6 inches, is this a good size? Is it possible to stretch dick to 7 inches?

>>39534079
Wtf, why does it say desu? I put in desu, and am on a keyboard so I know it didn't autocorrect. What in the actual fuck.

>>39534091
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS HORSESHIT

>>39534082
Go for gold anon, just be sure to stick to roasties incase you hurt people.

>>39534106
Jesus, normalfag confirmed. The anon you were arguing with was right. Time to leave.

>>39534091
:^) xD XD Xd friendo

>>39534091
That's a wordfilter for you, newfag.

>>39534117
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. All of my friends say they are 7 inches, I measured my dick as 17.2 cm. Sorry if I sounded like a prick.

>>39534079
why would anyone even know my penis size?
you think i willingly talk to roasties, let alone about sensitive info?

>>39534133
I figured it out, I just downloaded a sketchy program though so I didn't know if my computer was getting raped or not

>>39534091
>>39534106
baka desu newfag

>>39534158
Are you 9 years old by any chance?

>>39534059
>that pic
Weird. I had just finished fapping to that vid.

>>39534176
18, also downloaded program from a discord with people on this board sooooooooo

What kind of dick points down when it's erect

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>>39534183
Its a video? Is she actually a 9 year old?

>>39534254
Why would you post this if the boy is 9 years old? This isn't the early 2000s anymore anon

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>>39534209
>>39534254
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph591c505f33053

Here you go, famm. No, she's not really 9, she's just really petite.

>>39534370
Thanks anon, I deleted my post like a pussy just in case it was cp

>>39534158
>I just downloaded a sketchy program
how dum can u be

>>39534370
Fuckin wow. Too quality shit on their channel. Thanks for this anon.