post one true thing and one false thing

>>38548243

I am in a happy homosexual relationship

I'm a top 500 widowmaker eu

>>38548640
deffo widowmaker no one is happy in a relationship least of all fags

>>38548243
raped
>>38548640
happy relationship

I am 5'2

My penis is only 3 inches long erect

>>38549330
Height is more likely.

i'm a married femanon with a child

penises under 5 inches are satisfying

>>38548243
>i've killed people before

>I'm turning 37 years old this year

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>>38548243
>i have killed someone

>i raped a dog

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>>38549502
>>38549523
going to have to go with the murder on both

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>>38548243
I made out with a girl while drunk


I made out with my oneitis

>my mother is a camwhore
>my sister is a camwhore

>>38549669
Sister's more likely, but mother would be more interesting. I'm going to say mother

>>38549543
Ring a ding ding we have a winnerrr
I killed a mexican with a knife in an alley after school when he tried to mug me.

I'm dying

My father's dying

>>38549820
you're dying. everyone is dying unless they are dead.

>>38549682
yep. She takes requests and I watch her almost every time shes live. Every now and then I suggest that she should get someone from her family to fuck her on cam, but she isnt taking the bait.

>>38549691
I'll go with your father since he's at least 10 years older.

>>38549875
This originaly meant for
>>38549820

>>38549865
Sure, but I'm headed to the grave a lot faster than you

>>38549875
Nope, it's me, bowel cancer. My dad's been fairly healthy his whole life despite being a smoker and drinker.

>>38549943
I know it's a bit of a personal question, but what does it feel like to die soon?

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>>38548243
What the fuck is going on in that image desu