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>Tfw you'll never live in medieval Japan
>you'll never be a samurai
>you'll never bow to the emperor
>you'll never fight Mongols wearing your sick samurai armor
>you'll never bang a 10/10 Japanese gf
>you'll never commit ritualistic seppuku with your sword
Dude this sucks
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>>38596725
>medieval Japan
literally the worst time period in Japan
Sengoku, Tokugawa, Meiji or late Showa are the best.
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>>38596725
>You'll never have to kill yourself because your master died from some accident
>You'll never regularly get fucked in the ass by superiors
>You'll never sneeze during an important meeting and be forced to take your life to cleanse your honor
Feels bad
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>>38596725
>Tfw you will never be a farmer in France at the border of Holy Roman Empire during the 17th century
Be optimistic !
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>>38596725
Neither of the two Mongol invasion attempts took. Weather proved disagreeable.
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>>38596725
> you will never be a poor man living in India in 2017.
Sucks to be me.
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>ywn be Japanese youth in the 90s
>ywn drive shitty ricer car
>ywn watch laserdisc anime
>ywn play 32 bit dating sims
>ywn listen to retro jpop
>ywn go to an arcade
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>you'll never be a savage eating raw meat in paleolithic age
Why live?
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