What is the worst thing you have ever done?

Told a girl I'd give her the old lickaroo but it was actually the new lickaroo

wasting my youth on 4chan

once I shit on my brother's head

I killed a couple of cats. Don't feel bad about it, but some of you anons think its the end of the world ro kill those parasites

Not really interesting butt fuck it
> be me
> 10-11 yo idk
> in school
> 2 minutes before recces teacher annouced to class that a student lost his keys to his house
here in school
> tells us to look everywhere in the class and tells that we can't go outside unless somebody finds them
>fucking bitch
> desperately search for the keys and put all my energy in it because recces is the only time I feel happinnes in this shitty ass school
> recces is already over and we hear children come back from outside to their class, the whole class is upset about it
> finally I found the keys under a bookcase
> decide to take revenge on the shitty kid, never liked him anyways, humiliated me in front of class once
> take the keys and put them in my pocket, keep ''searching'' after 10-20 minutes the teacher decides to give up and to continue class
> when school ended I immediatly ran as fast as I can to my house
> live close to a river and threw the kid's keys in the river
> This fucker couldn't enter his house and had to sleep in somebody elses
> fun fact, me and him are actually good friends today, never told him tho

>>38663558
Why don't you kill you self now? Go to China since you like killing them and get hit by a Chinese car or a elevator and die

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>>38663165
>be me
>there is a weird girl
>start asking her shit
>tells me she has a black dad who owns katanas
>ask her where her real dad is
>doesn't tell me
>later find out her dad fucking raped her when she was younger
>try to conceal laughter

It is not really the most fucked up thing I have done but thought it was appropriate

>>38664181
>elevator

why are they so shit in asia? as well as escalators