Our guy boogie is on the table, lads
>>38784472
good for him, i'm glad the owners finally decided to put him down
>>38784472
Unironically want it to go well for him. I want to see boogie at 200 pounds
>>38784472
How is that cuck our guy?
Unlike us he was blessed with luck but managed to fuck it all up and marry a gold digger
he's gonna be able to fly with all that loose skin
Taking the easy quitter way out. Ate garbage all his life with no regard for anything, took all the tax payers money supporting his useless ass, and now he is going to get a magical procedure over night to become normal weight. What a fucking loser. He didn't earn his weight loss, I have no respect for anyone who had to resort to getting weight loss surgery. They didn't earn anything and didn't work hard for their bodies.
Boogie is a very nice man and is very humble. He, unfortunately, is crippled from social anxiety and fear because of his past experiences and his family. He has great ethics and morals. He reminds me of a robot from /r9k/.
Fat faggot, at least he didn't chicken out of the surgery and eat his worries away when his whale life decided to leave him.
I hope he survives the surgery so I can laugh at his misery for years to come.
>>38784576
He says in a video that as a kid he found it weird to watch TV and see families eating vegetables. Apparently his mother deliberately fed him shitty food so that he'd struggle to get independent and would always need her.
>>38784472
>some surgeon has to cut all the way through him to get to his gut
>>38784472
Good, I hope the fat fuck dies
hope he dies so we make fun of him on every board
I really don't like that guy. Why couldn't he have died instead of chester?
why doesn't he just stop stuffing his fat fucking face?
I don't hope he dies, but i hope the surgery goes well and he's filled with hope.
Only for complications to arise later, rendering him critically ill. His wife won't be around and he'll die alone, crying while begging for more money to his pathetic viewers and while streaming his misery in an attempt for sympathy.
The memes that mock his death will thrive afterwards, with eventually his fat fucking existence vanishing from the internet dweller mind.
>>38784576
>wahhh u didnt earn weight loss why dont u be a miserable manlet gains goblin like me who takes hours out of his day to lift objects and cry >:(((((((((
>>38785128
>on't hope he dies, but i hope the surgery goes well and he's filled with hope.
>Only for complications to arise later, rendering him critically ill
just imagine him dyeing live on stream:^)
>>38784472
>boogie
>/ourguy/
Fuck off faggot. He's a fat piece of shit.
>>38784472
I hope this fat dickless wonder suffocates on the table or his heart explodes like a meat grenade and splatters the entire operating staff with gore
>>38785128
Fucking kek
That would be the greatest
>>38784472
SOMEONE HAS TO PAY
>>38785128
fucking this
that would be so satisfying
Haha. Hive mind? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wav7x_qwwdo
>>38784472
The buffet table?
I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF
I THOUGHT I COULD LIVE FOR NO ONE ELSE
https://youtu.be/tVNjiid4e5Y
>>38785128
>>38785447
Fug. I forgot to link it up. Kek.
>>38784472
that blubbering mess is not /our guy/ lad.
>lose 5 pounds in 2 years
>think surgery will do the weightloss for you
it doesn't work like that boogie
>>38785128
Please for the love of God, let this happen
Let this fat fuck die of sepsis and anal cancer or something
>>38785447
>someone bullies this nerd into a locker
>he let's out a linkin park tier REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>our lord lol
worthless piece of shit that doesnt even try to lose weight
>our boy
I don't want anything to do with that fat priviledged fuck.
>>38784472
I hope that fat fuck pustule of human waste dies.
>>38784472
Would be a shame if the surgeon slipped and accidentally cut his jugular
>>38784515
49 outta 50 women who'd marry someone that fat would only do so if he were well off, not Boogie's fault that women literally evolved to hide their gold digging ways.
>>38785763
If he dies on the table, I'll be convinced this was a plot by his doctor to end him
>>38784472
Lets hope that when he comes off it, it's because he's on a reinforced gurney, heading toward the morgue.
Here is the surgeon operating on Boogie!
I hope all of YOU GUYS die.
>>38784947
>mfw this sounds like my childhood
>>38784472
Mercy killing?
>>38784472
Wouldn't it be great if this was his last picture?
>>38784472
inb4 he starts gaining weight like crazy again since he didn't have the discipline to lose his weight before.
I bet he still continues to overeat and his bypass bursts or some shit.
What was his trauma again? his mother force fed him so he deals with that trauma by..overeating till he nearly dies.
>>38784947
ah yes, the blame someone else for your own inability to eat logically tactic
this guy is a fat fucking oxygen waster
>>38786142
What he's getting makes that impossible without dying, literally cutting out more than half of his stomach.
>>38786124
GOITA GET PAID TO GET LAID YAAAH!
>>38784947
What stopped him at middle school or high school to start working out? Unless this blob's mother also kept watching him couldn't he just pretend he was going to hang out with friends and jog for a while or somehing? Maybe join a gym club? At least do just enough exercize so you wouldn't be so fucking fat you can't even walk up to a stage to get an award.
>>38786091
We're all human. Death is going to happen to all of us.
Best of luck boogie
>>38786250
It's called not being self-aware. I know the feeling.
I hope this piece of garbage fucking dies.
>"PAY FOR MY HEALTHCARE"
>drinks a tub of mayonnaise
To hell with this piece of shit
>>38784482
underrated
epoikjgheoi
>>38786389
So you're telling me no one through middle and high school made fun of him for being a fat fuck? Neither did you? Not one person told him or you "you're fat"? Neither of you looked at other people and thought "Maybe this guy is right I am fat" and did something about it?
I was being made fun of for being a scrawny kid so I started doing really basic exercize like curls and bodyweight exercize to get "bigger" and it worked. I wasn't aware of it either but people told me and I realized that yes, I was scrawny compared to others.
There's a moment where it's not you being not self aware but flat out refusing to acknowledge you're different and that you need to do something about it.
Cant wait for boogs to demolish a burger king as his celebration meal
>>38784576
after a while of suffering, you'll take any solution.
boogie acknowledges hes pathetic at least.
Someone post the pic of his wife with the black "roommate"
>he survived the surgery
If digits, he suffers a fatal heart attack during surgery.
>>38786487
Again, it's not being self-aware. It's delusion, practically brainwashing. It's what overbearing, fat, single mothers do to their kids.
>>38786797
The operation's done, his wife says he's fine
>>38786822
Source?
For all we know, she is receiving bbc from that """gay""" black """friend""".
I hope her makes it through the surgery
But I also hope that because he is a disgusting manatee that he neglects changing his surgical dressings or sponge bathing so his wounds become infected. Because fat fucks have shitty immune systems, he will get gangrene and not even realize it until it is too late, he gets septicemia and his cholesterol laden blood turns to pus and he literally rots to death in incredible pain, his fever dreams giving him horrific misery while his life slips away
>>38786855
Shouldn't be hard to guess where I got ithis twitter
>>38786822
So like does he still keep all that fat excess skin or do they cut that off as well?
What about the fat on his face?
>>38786855
https://twitter.com/dez2988/status/892511810615693314
Sadly
>>38786165
>get shot
>'ouch holy fuck'
>wow always blaming others for ur problems
>>38786886
I don't use twitter but thanks.
>>38784472
So happy for her! It takes a lot of balls to transition.
>>38786924
If boogie lost some weight, applied makeup correctly and grew out his hair he'd pass.
So now he survived surgery, who will pay for his alimony?
>>38785128
he must suffer because he's a fat chad, an insult to our very existance
>>38786822
Didn't his wife also fucking leave him because she "couldn't handle the stress" or some shit?
>>38786976
No he said he made it all up because of "his anxiety" and was freaking out over nothing.
I think it really just was to get some attention and some sweet twitch money though, why would he stream himself ranting about that and not just posting it on twitter or his reddit?
So how much is he going to weigh after the surgery?
>>38786889
They don't remove any fat. They made his stomach smaller so he won't be able to eat as much, and will in turn lose his weight.
>>38784947
>>38786165
According to this I should be an agressive alcoholic who's only tactic to get some money is to fool people.
>>38784482
fucking kek I'm dying here.
>>38784472
>surgically shrinking your stomach without beating your food addiction
The surgery is a paradox. If Boogie overeats now, he dies. If Boogie could control himself around food he wouldn't be morbidly obese, and wouldn't need surgery. He's gonna die.
>>38784472
Hope he stays there I don't want to see when his career goes to more shit and its just kind of sad let him leave on a decent note
>>38784472
>Gray hairs in beard already
Lol, is his body stressed out that badly by his fat? Sad
Or it could be just dried mayo, more likely
>>38788422
oh shit nigga
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DON'T DIE BOOGIE
>>38788574
>Lol, is his body stressed out that badly by his fat? Sad
I thought the same as you, but then I learned that he's 42. He looks pretty good for his age.
>>38788343
you really have to have mega issues if you somehow power through having a stomach the size of a hockey puck
>>38788574
I'm only 25 and found a grey hair yesterday.
>>38788422
YES SIRINO, 10-4
He isn't our guy. He is a fat, lazy, normie piece of shit that is only popular because people pity him and feel good about themselves by supporting him. You wouldn't want to be a fat shaming person in the current year now would you.
>the abbreviation for gastric bypass is GBP
>mfw Boogie is literally getting GBP
>>38784995
Surgeon here, it's easy money, have a nice day,
>>38788788
Those 8s! C h e c k e d
>>38788808
I hope he comes out of the surgery alive, but with his asshole sown shut so he has to feel the need to take a shit for the rest of his life. He is already full of shit in every conceivable way so it won't change anything on that front, but at least he will be uncomfortable for all eternity.
>>38784472
Here's his wife coog with the incident...
His wife is very fat.
>>38788943
CANT RESIST THAT BBC WHITE BOIZ ON SUICIDE WATCH
The fat fuck hasn't changed a single one of his habits. He still has his food addiction which he can't break because he's a useless nu-male. Just wait for the gastric band to burst and he fucks himself up even more.
>>38789018
You are right...but you have no idea.
>>38789025
He's obviously fay, this nigga. He lifts.
>>38789043
Shit, you're right. I had no idea. I thought I was being a cunt, actually. I thought she was kind of chubby.
Damn...
>>38784472
He's not "our guy" he's an emotionally manipulative waste of space and you've fallen for him.
>>38789038
>The fat fuck hasn't changed a single one of his habits
he's actually way fatter than his boogiedown days
>>38787033
>They made his stomach smaller so he won't be able to eat as much
Soda could literally kill him right now
>>38784472
He survived but I bet you guys 10 dollars that he's going to die in the next 2 weeks. Ffs he shouldn't even have been ok'd for the surgery
>>38789154
He can't even eat solid food for over a year or something.
>yfw boogie turns into chad and dumps his wife after her support
>>38789198
anyone think he can actually manage this?
>>38789195
This
He's a morbidly obese man, he couldn't loose weight because he didn't want to and now he's gonna have another one of his "depreshon" attacks and he's gonna start eating again like a pig and his stomach will explode
Remember when his wife apparently said she was going to leave after the surgery? well he probably threatened her by saying he was going to kill himself if that happened, he's a real piece of shit, fat people are terrible human beings, that's the reason why they are fat and resentful towards non fat people
>>38789293
No not really.
I'm not a fat obese food addicted fuck and even I can't help but just have something tasty in my mouth every now and then, even if I'm not hungry.
Boogie can't even process sugar for awhile if i recall correctly, so he cant even chew on gum to satiate that urge.
My opinion? He'll fucking break due to his food addiction getting the better of him, eat something, then fucking die.
>>38789293
fuck no.
How the hell is he even going to
>>38784576
shut the fuck up you faggot
who cares what the path to your goals is as long as you get there eventually
>>38789364
>shut the fuck up you faggot
You seem like more of a faggot than him
>>38789364
Boogie defence force out in full.
It's amazing how this guy is able to manipulate people emotionally into defending him and thinking he's a good guy.
>>38789595
I think people root for him because he's a fat nerd who 'made it'.
https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/892540081361350657
Fuck he survived
>mfw boogie will never lose a significant amount of weight and will die before he's 50
>mfw his fanbase will continue to make excuses for him after he dies
>>38789734
I'm gonna send him some but I'm going to say that I'll pay when the pizza gets here. Who else here feeling /devilish/
>>38789845
>Who else here feeling /devilish/
I am!
Godspeed anon, you're doing the lord's work.
>>38789734
>mercy
true mercy would be killing him whilst he was under
What's with the pic of him swallowing all the nut though. Can someone put that into context for me?
>>38784472
>Our guy
No lazy socialist will ever be "my guy". If you're just lazy fine, you reap what you sow. If you're a socialist, but you work hard and really believe in that retarded system, fine you're a historically illiterate optimist. But if you're both, you're a scumbag.
I say euthanize him and render his fat into glycerine for bombs and drop them on brown people.
>>38785128
I think it'd be funnier if he just got fat again and disappointed all of his fans and his family and himself and then he killed himself. Much more likely.
Any update? Is he dead yet?
>"I'm willing to do ANYTHING, willing to do ANYTHING"
Apart from put down the cheeseburgers eh?
>Still alive
>Still fat
>>38790300
Was this even fat reduction surgery?
>>38790317
Nah stomach shrinking, hes on a liquid diet for a year now and no fizzy drinks or alcohol
>>38790336
OH so this whole thread was just a meme?
>>38790355
Not a meme, worse.
Pure stupidity
>>38786913
THANK YOU HOLY FUCK
UNDERRATED
>>38784482
fpbritish petroleum
>>38788856
I was under the impression that surgeons were payed a salary.
>>38790079
and >>38790300
>>38790317
I guess
>>38790336
6 months actually, still impressive for him though
for fuck sake, he got a gastric bypass not a liposuction, his stomach as been reduced to the size of a hockey puck, if he eats the same amount as he did last time he'll writhe in agony and vomit it back up unless he literally stuffs himself until his stomach explodes.
his far more likely to kill himself at this rate.
>>38790691
So when his stomach is physically full, does he starve psychology or does his body hurt from not getting a fatass serving of nutrients that it's used to?
>>38785204
which color
>>38786165
>blame someone else for your shortcomings
and that's why he is literally /OURguy/
>>38784482
hahaha holy kek
FPBP
>>38786487
You sound like a real gem.
you all need help ffs let the dude improve himself
>>38784472
ok im a newfag why does everyone hate him?
>>38789306
>This
>He's a morbidly obese man
only morbidly obese people get that surgery, usually. It actually works pretty well. I know many people who were boogie-sized and lost all the extra weight. I know a woman who actually had to gain like 20lbs so they would do the surgery to her.
Is it an easy way out? Yes. But it does work, at least most of the times.
>>38791029
This isn't self improvement, this is him taking a quick fix that won't last.
Self improvement starts from within, and he doesn't want to change.
>>38784576
The results are what matter, not how they were gotten. That said I hope he has severe complications after this procedure just because I hate him for blaming him being a fat piece of shit on anything but himself.
>>38791242
>not how they were gotten
But that's not true. Healthy habits have to start. You can't skip them and then expect lasting results.
What if he loses the weight than picks up another vice like smoking or drinking?
>>38791295
He'd be more entertaining if he was hammered.
>>38791265
It's almost impossible not to get lasting results with that surgery, since it makes you physically unable to eat as much as you did before. From now on, if he overeats, he'll vomit before his stomach explodes. His mentality might never change, but his body will be forced to do so.
>>38791353
they can stretch it back out if they're not careful. Quite a few rebound from it but it does take a year or two
>>38791555
I recall him saying he could stretch it out to normal size over 2 years if he tried to eat as much as possible.
Inb4 he becomes a loose skin boogie monster.
>>38791632
What do we call him then? Lil boogie? Baggie?
>>38791612
>if he tried to eat as much as possible.
So it's a guarantee then.
>>38789018
does that poster on the left say cuck? guess his wife is leaving lil hints all over before she finally leaves and takes half his shit
>>38791829
Looks like a shitty edit. Nice catch though.
>>38784472
What's happening? Is he going to die from being too fat?
>>38785128
>His wife won't be around
She already fucked off and the surgery is his last ditch attempt at getting her back.
>>38791966
I agree that's gotta be a shitty edit. Dubs confirm.
>>38792005
he's very close to that
> Boogie
> Ourguy
FUCK OFF OP
>>38790875
red-->blue-->black
>>38786913
>park ferrari in the hood
>leave it unlocked overnight
>it's gone
not much more I could've done there I guess :/
>>38788670
>tfw also 25
>tfw also find stray strands of gray hair
a-at least my hairline isn't receding I guess
>>38788670
>>38793020
That's prety normal i'd imagine
you white fucks just don't notice because your hair is almost all the same colour
I've had odd rare gray hairs since i was like15 - 20
but i'm a wizard now and there's definitely more than a few kek
i still don't pull em out though cuz fuck that
>>38788856
Are you inspired, mr Surgeon?
>>38788343
>you see ivan, if you want to lose weight like me, you will never overeat the too much because of fear of dying painfully
>>38785447
Chester was a cutie I woulda crushed so hard on him in hs. :(
>>38788613
You're kidding, right?
My parents are in their 50s and don't have any grey hair. Boogie's beard in particular shows the amount of stress he is putting his body through.
What fucks me up about this guy is the comment sections on his videos. Thousands of people giving this guy money and making excuses on his behalf. Just saddens me that people are willing to support this parasite.
>>38788422
Witnessededed.
>>38786250
Eating fresh food is extremely hard to do when you have been raised on heavily processed foods. Your body isn't used to it and it's not satisfying to taste because it's not as fatty, sugary , and salty as everything you're used to.
>>38788943
back dude is a homo.
watch the H3H3 podcast, boogies wife isnt cucking boogie.
>>38785128
His wife already left him
>>38794926
>watching h3h3 unironically
>>38786165
This surgery is anything but the easy way out. It requires an insane amount of discipline in eating healthy post-op and makes it impossible for him to eat any solid food basically for the rest of his life. He pays his taxes and doesn't fuck around in other people's business like you do. Fuck off and die, this board isn't for you.
>>38785231
>implying you aren't a fat piece of shit
>>38784472
der untermench
>>38784472
>/ourguy/ meme as if we are all a hivemind
>boogie's insufferable lazy crybaby attention whore ass out of all people
Haha, no.
>>38793054
>you white fucks just don't notice because your hair is almost all the same colour
Most White people have brown hair you dumbass
>>38785128
Oh god, yes.
I love it!
>>38788670
My first gray hair was when I was 11, my uncle and grandfather are bald.
>>38795014
I really want Ethan to cuddle me and take me on dates to McDonald's
>>38789043
WHAT THE FUCK!
she's almost as fat as him
Sure are a lot of bitter faggots in here. This is why you're all alone lol
>>38795101
>white people
>brown hair
You what mate
>>38784472
good luck fatass youll need it
>>38786855
How do you people not realise that guy is a huge fag? Look at his twitter. Look at the fat Mexican's twitter who is always with. His profile pic is of him and gay nigger cuddling. Cmon man
>>38795101
>brown hair
even if all your hair is exactly the same uniform shade of brown, brown hair still catches the light differently and your white hairs can hide way easier
>>38785128
kek. I love how being edgy is completely fine as long as it's humorous
>>38785526
5 pounds in 2 yrs
dude i lost 30 pounds in 3 months
>>38796447
How'd you drop all that weight so fast anon?
>>38796520
i was deluded and thought if i lost weight i would become a chad.
i did it by basically starving myself and exercising. if i were to lose the weight again now, it would be extrmeely hard just by pure motivation due to being red pilled.
i would probably use lots of nicotine, caffeine and green tea.
maybe LSD or some shit
I hepe he actually gets fit just so /fit/ gets BTFO. I don't give a fuck about boogie personally
T H O R O U G H L Y C U C K E D
>>38796520
Eh I've seen people lose 20 pounds Ian month..10 pounds a month isn't that much
>>38796736
that guy looks so gay, just look at his trimmed eyebrows and that shirt
>>38796736
This nigga is gay. He's dating a fat Mexican man lol
He looks just as fat
>>38784576
>maaad saltii~~~ bcuz 2 poor to afford surgery
ahahaha stay mad cuck
>>38790774
It's very likely both will happen
>>38797107
He got a gastric bypass you retard
>>38797129
that makes since because hes so fat they need a way to get around him lol
fucking fat piece of shit thinks making his stomach smaller is magically going to make him lose weight. why are fats so retarded? the only thing that surgery is going to do is force him to be unable to eat solid foods. he'll say at the same weight or even gain more weight by drinking shit like soda all the time. fucking retard fats. how about stop eating without the surgery? it's the same fucking thing except you won't be vomiting and risk your fucking stomach breaking apart and kill you you ... oh wait ...
>>38797156
This is the shittiest fucking bantz I've ever seen. You're clearly not Australian
>>38785198
gains goblin is someone who stops gains not someone who makes sick ass gains
>>38797174
im just as australian as the day i was born
>>38797190
>pretends to be Australian
>can't bantz
Don't lie to me you little shit.
>>38797202
what was wrong with it i thought it was pretty good like u could do better
alright how about this
boogy is sooo fat that the doctors needed to place a gastric bypass inorder 2 get around hinm
>>38797190
>im just as australian as the day i was born
So not at all the, ya cunt?
>>38797246
all the what i dont now what you mean
>>38797222
Still shit.
You are originally an unfunny faggot.
>>38797246
Go back to sucking off Stanley you sad cunt
>>38797310
i used 2 b yea im glad u think ife turnt it around though
>>38797319
>I used to be funny
I know this feel.
>>38797331
no i mean i used 2 b unfunny im a pretty funny guy now
>>38797338
>deliberately shitty to the point to where it's funny again
Well this post made me giggle so I guess you're right.
>>38784472
>get surgery to lose weight
>right after he is most like gonna eat like trash
>gain all that weight
>mfw jessy weighs in back to the doctors office
>>38797311
Wow, you're as bad as he is, in the sense that you're always on r9k no matter what time of day.
>>38784482
Lmao famalam
He dead and they need to open him up? Finally.
>>38797544
But not in the sense that I've gotten laid, women want me, I'm at uni, I have a job, friends, so basically everything lmfao
>>38786913
..........that's not even a remotely relevant analogy.
I bet you're fat.
Threadly reminder that you cannot be a right-winger in good standing if you're overweight. You're a lefty by default, as you're a drain on the state.
>>38788670
>a few greys by your 20's
That's normal, faglets. Fucking millennials t b h desu to be honest with you to be h.
>>38789306
>fat people are terrible human beings, that's the reason why they are fat and resentful towards non fat people
This. Fat people are inherently inferior in all ways. Their inferiority manifests itself physically.
>>38797588
Yeah buddy, I'm sure women crave your micro dick day in and day out
>>38784472
>/ourguy/
lulno, kid
>>38797708
I'm glad you believe me. That went much better than it usually would have with robot spergs.
PAY FOR MY HEALTHCARE
SOME HAS TO PAY
>>38797737
>admitting you have a micro penis
>>38784482
fpbp famalamadingdong
>>38797872
Oh. No. None of what you say matters. It was the part where you agreed with your betters that was relevant.
>>38785128
I just hope he gains all the weight back in a month jej
>>38798754
Imagine being so unhappy and so retarded that you not only wish this on someone else but you also think it's possible
>>38790336
>Liquid diet for a year
What the fuck. I had jaw surgery last year and was on a liquid diet for 2 weeks. I couldn't fucking wait to just bite into a steak or some chicken and eat normal food. I also lost several kilos in the process. How the fuck is he gonna last a year on a liquid diet especially when he could barely stop shoving his face before this? Why couldn't he just eat less food? Why does he need to go through all of this? Is it a mental thing that prevented him from losing weight? Is having the threat of your stomach exploding the only way he can eat less food?