Do people really have sex outside of porn? I literally can't

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Your guess is as good as mine. I've never witnessed it with my own eyes, so it could just be a meme.

>>34040685
there are probably several thousand people fucking as I type this

>tfw it is all a lie and no one actually has sex, it's just a cruel joke to make us feel bad and babies come from that bird thing that drops you off in the window

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>>34040685
Some other anons have postulated this theory before. There is a massive conspiracy targeted at robots, to keep us depressed and stop us from seeing the true nature of reality

The best theory I have so far:
People actually don't have sex, they just lay together in the same bed, and through a processes similar to osmosis a man his 'seed' into the women. 9 months later the baby is born. I need to do further research though, but I fear they'll silence me if I continue to seek the truth

I often think sex isn't real, subconsciously but still. I've literally never seen sex outside of porn and I think I'd go insane if I saw two people having sex in reality. Just the concept that two people are actually doing this in the real world would baffle me

>>34040685
What a fun idea.

No one could ever present you with any evidence that people have sex outside of porn, because photographing, filming, or the live exhibition of the sex would make it porn.

>>34040685
Sex is normal you beta cucks.

Once you had a couple of time it loses its mystery.

>>34040685
It's nothing at all like porn. Porn looks like terrible sex for both parties.

>>34040685
duh, haven't you watched homemade sextapes? it's way superior to production porn

They do, but it's usually in the dark and missionary. I've seen normies do it, that's how I know

>>34040939
How come the penis can fit into the vagina? Does this speed up the rate of osmosis?

>>34040846
Maybe that's why I hardly resemble my family

>>34040685
Yes sir. I'll be having it tonight with the gf after we see a movie.

>>34041128
Merely a coincidence, it has no effect on the the rate of osmosis. It's the same principle as to why the penis fits in the anus or the mouth. The vagina is meant purely as a birth canal in the same way the anus is mean to excrete feces

i've had sex, three times, with three different girls.
all of them said the experience was fun and satisfying, but i never came and think jerking off is better.
not worth

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>>34040685
>I literally can't imagine having sex with a girl. The idea seems completely alien to me.

There was a time in my life when I had so little contact with them, that at some level my consciousness barely even recognized women as the females of my species. It's like they were just another version of human I had to deal with.

I barely watched any 3DPD porn back then, so that may have had something to do with it.

>>34041153
can i watch? i'll be quietly jerking off in the corner

Yes my girlfriend does all the time. I hear that sex feels quite good

>>34041199
>I barely recognize women as the female of my species. It's like they're just another version of human I have to deal with
Holy shit that's how I fucking feel most of the time

>>34041381
I once had a dream once that girls at a party saw my dick was big because I had no pants for some reason so then they all started respecting my unpoliticaly correct opinions and telling me that I'm smart and that they agree with me, and then all the girls started turning into small green cricket-like insects

and my interpretation is that I see women as inferior like insects

that's one of my favourite dreams because of the hilarious symbolism

>>34041471
it was like a coming of age type dream because I had just turned 18 and just started to have a big dick
I guess I felt like I became a man and women were nothing more than insects to me now

No, sex is an invention by the porn industry to keep us from accomplishing meaningful tasks.
You were brought by a stork my friend.
Your parents only used their genitals to make the peepee

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>>34040685
I don't know, but I like exxxtra small and punish teens.

>>34040823
>thousands
Millions, fucking millions

>>34041566
Maybe a few hundred thousand at the most. there is no way there's a million at this very moment

>>34041609
There are over 7 billion people on earth
It takes two people to have sex

2 million people having sex RIGHT NOW is noot a lot at all. Sex is as common as masturbation

>>34041659
>2 out of 7people are fucking right now
dude, you're like literally autistic

>>34041722
I said 2 million, not 2 billion you baiting moron

>>34040685
TFW gf has the flu

I haven't had sex in like a whole week... Fucking hell.

>>34041659
>Millions
I think you mean billions. If someone is not in your presence, chances are they are having sex

>>34040685
me and my gf (male) have had sex almost every day of 2016 - sex isn't like you imagine it if you have not experienced it though

>>34041733
There's only like 300 million people actually

>>34041659
There are 7 billion people in the world.
Let me guess that the average person has sex once a week for half his/her lifespan.
That means that every week there's 0.5*7 billion = 3.5 billion people having sex.
There are about 10.000 minutes in a week; so on the average 350K people start having sex every minute.
The average sex-act may last for 15 - 30 minutes.
Fucking dumb ass
>>34041609
This

Why don't people read before they type things?
Is proof reading not common anymore?
What the FUCK

>>34040685

Jog for a couple minutes then jerk off, boom you've got the same feeling as if you'd just had sex

>>34041808
Actually according to The Penguin Atlas of Human Sexual Behavior...

Sex occurs 120 million times a day.
240 million people have sex daily (roughly).

That's...

10 million people an hour.
or
166,666 people a minute.

>>34041808
You still don't seem to understand that sex involved 2 people. Smart but lazy right...

>>34041844
Still not millions it's thousands

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>>34041659

>Sex is as common as masturbation

Well meme'd

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>>34041659
REEEEEEE GET OUT GETOUTGETOUT THIS IS BAIT THIS CANNOT BE FACTUAL FUCK YOU NORMIE SCUM REEEOEOEOEOOEOEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>34041916
>>34041977
>>34041808
Doesn't take into account the pooor fucks in nations within africa and SEA

Easily millions

>>34041808
>>34041837

You both realize that people have sex for longer than one minute right? So besides the few hundred thousand that started this minute there's another hundred thousand that started one minute ago and so on. So at the very least multiply both your numbers by 10.

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>>34040685
Do girls even actually have vaginas? I've never seen one, I have no proof.

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>You will never experience sex in your life
>Others do it casually like it's no big deal

>>34040685

It is really different, and very funny. You have a good time with your buddy

>>34042338
of course you have,
You have probably fapped to hundreds of different chicks on the internet

>>34040813

I went on holiday with my friends once and I heard my mates shagging their girlfriends multiple times. They moan and everything.

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>>34043257

Perhaps the biggest feel of them all

>>34040685

The real question is, do people really have sex like the pornos. It seems like all women do bjs and anal and I wonder if real sex is just like the pornos, hard and fast until the guy cums. I wouldn't be able to do that type of stuff, I'd probably be unable to just have hugging missionary sex.

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>>34044640

i should clarify, I had a wank over the sound of a mate of mine shagging his bird. He is the one I get on with least and I thought he would never get a bird but as fate turns out I had to listen to him shagging her.

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>>34040939
Does that mean hugging a girl or simply standing next to her could risk pregnancy?

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>>34044690
Women will do it if that's what Chad wants.

>tfw women will lick Chad's filthy asshole but won't even give you a hug

>itt Does the moon shine if no one is looking at it?

>>34040685
Well unless you hatched from an egg or something your parents had sex with each other. And all those kids you see are the result of sex. Indeed, my wife and I have sex a lot even though we have had all the kids we want.

I just lost my virginity so yeah I guess it's real.
It's fun you guys should try it.

>>34041058
>What a fun idea.

No, you're just autistic.

Porn is, itself, evidence of people having sex. That's what porn means.

Anyway, the only way you can completely latch on to this idea that nobody has sex outside of porn is to imagine that:

1) Nobody ever has sex for any reason except to record it

2) All sex that happens everywhere has therefore been recorded

This whole theory falls apart with even the slightest bit of scrutiny.

>>34046308
Porn is fake. It's all been digitally altered.

>>34044508
But what if it's all shoop?

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>>34041748
Fuck you man, I just pictured me having a gf and taking care of her while she's sick.

>>34040685
Yes they do, but it's boring, tiring and smells and feels weird. I'd rather just masturbate.

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How do people decide to have sex? I mean like, going from sitting in a room together to fucking. Does the guy kiss the girl out of nowhere and then they start groping one another?

>>34046650
You can find out all these questions if you stop being a cuck.

>>34046650
Stop with the degenerate porn thing, but yes that's usually how it starts. One of you just initates and the other either opts out or goes along with it.

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>Nomies are having sex RIGHT NOW
>You are not having sex, have not had sex, and will never have sex at any point in the future

Uhhh, what exactly is going on? Are we not human?

>>34046743
Physically we are human but our brains must be alien or something.

>>34040685
I have the same feeling. Maybe ours brains just uses this method, to not think to sex as a real thing to not feel like a complete shit all day.

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We do, and it's fun. Where do you think chads and stacies come from ? They're not assembled, like robots, they are born.

>>34046650
Yeah it seems weird doesn't it?
Next time you see a girl imagine her having sex with any guy in bed, moaning and shit.
It's seems so weird, like two different people.

name of the girl in this photograph, anyone?

>>34046743
I am pretty sure that this world is some kinda retarded experiment. That everyone besides robots are NPCs and this is all a simulation.

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>>34041609

My mate in some part of the world at all times it's around late evening, peak fucking hour. If America isn't fucking then Australia is and vice versa.

There are literally dozens of nations filled with hundreds of millions of people who have nothing better to do right now than fuck. Then you have all the day fuckers on top of that, bro there's probably tens of millions doing it as we speak.

That's actually sort of horrifying. This planet is just teeming with monkeys fucking each other 24/7.

and we will NEVER be one of them

Currently with my first girlfriend for a few months now. Honestly sex isn't all that great. The first time was magically, after that, it became kind of routine where I get her to cum and then we're done.

Obviously might just be that the woman is boring me sexually. I love her to death emotionally though.

>>34041808

>sex happens once a week

top jej m7

>>34047028
Geez, I wonder how you could improve your sex life... How about trying new things, anon? Do something you haven't tried before, don't forget to ask if she likes it in between o rto talk about it beforehand if it's something insanely kinky. Also positive feedback is a thing if you want her to be more active or do things differently.

>>34047028
She cums once per session? I don't feel accomplished unless the girl has cummed at least like 4 times. Sometimes my current gf cums 10-20 times in one go. Try new positions, change your angle up, fuck harder.

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>>34040685
Yup.
You do know where babies come from, right?

>>34047028
>gj

FUCKING NORMAL FAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34046743

At some point we have to ask ourselves this. There comes an age where sex is just assumed. Like people just assume you do it, because it's normal and human, yet we don't.

So what are we? We are like people who don't eat or sleep. We do not perform a basic function that is seen by most as being inherently human. We look like them, but we are not them. Inside of us there is a different framework, one that is cold and unfeeling. We are the robots.

>>34041609
According to one analysis on average every day about 240 million people (120 million couples) have sex. Roughly evenly divided that is about 5 million couples per hour. Intercourse lasts, on average, 20 minutes so right now about, oh, 2.5 million people are having sex

>>34047059
Would like too, but she's 25 and much more experienced than I am, so I feel like I have no ground in asking or such.

>>34047087
She's said before that she is a once and done kind of person when it comes to sex nowadays. There were a few times I made her cum twice, but despite me being able to go for much longer, after she cums that's the end of the fun.

>>34047106
kys

>>34047097
Storks bring them, duh

>>34044690
There's tons of amateur couples with channels on pornhub. They do it all, and better than pros.

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>>34041808
cut and pasted from Quora, but edited to cut off that this means about 3 million people are having sex during any given moment

>>34047143
>dating an experienced girl
>she won't let you do things that others have done to her

you can't make this shit up

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>>34047028
9 billion people on earth. probably amongst that 3 billion peopole in relationships, and many other billions just having casual sex with people.

>do people actually do sex

jesus op you must be autistic.

>>34047142

You aren't considering that most sex happens at night time. Peak fucking hours are between like 10 and midnight. It happens all at once in the different timezones.

So if It's between those hours where you are you're surrouded by millions of people fucking

When one time zone finishes, the other starts. It goes around the planet like a wave, a big wave of people fucking, eternal and forever. Never stopping.

>>34040685
It happens, it looks like porn but without such violence.
Happens to me sometimes, there is never any camera

>>34047210
That is exactly what I was talking about, fuckwit.
Worldwide about 240 million people have sex in a 24 hour period, etc.
So right now about 2.5+ million people are having sex, most of them in in Eastern Europe and middle Africa.

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I was in this situation (not believing in sex) and so cocksure I bet my 18 year old chad brother that sex isn't real and he can't have sex in front of me. Even paid for a prostitute.

He fucked her in front of me for like 40 minutes. Then I gave him 50 dollars for the bet.

Honestly worst moment of my life. If sex was a lie I'd feel less like I had failed.

>>34047349
>getting cucked by your own brother with a prostitute for $50
how can you even.

>>34046650
I usually just tell my wife is wanna fuck. Sometimes she comes on to me though.

>>34047349
Why didn't you have a go yourself? Are you gay?

>>34047210
Actually the population isn't spread equally, so there should be times, when the number of people having sex is lower, and times when are higher.
Source: http://artscience.cyberclip.com/world-population-by-time-zone

>>34047349
sex could still be a lie. You basically just made him do porn but didn't have a camera.

>>34047279

Wow, name calling isn't needed -_-

>>34047210
And one more thing for the >>34047472 post.
We can conclude that the wave have some peaks and troughs.

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>>34040685
>You will never have a cock THAT thick

Feels bad man
feels sad man

>>34047349
You can't prove this happened.
You can't prove this is real.

>>34044715
elliot roger go to bed b4 u kill someone

heh, just realized i havent talked to a girl that isnt related to me in about 2 years now

sex isnt real it's all fake lads. r-right

>>34041199
>There was a time in my life when I had so little contact with them, that at some level my consciousness barely even recognized women as the females of my species. It's like they were just another version of human I had to deal with.

A whole new level of feels have been reached

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>>34047653

>you will never have a cock that thick
>I will never suck your thicc cock

Wew lads. Depression time

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>>34047777
Quads of truth confirm

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>>34048005
Sucking cocks that thick will leave you jaw sore for days anon

No, seriously

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>>34048351

Don't rub it in, anon. I'd say the opposite if you had a thicc cock like the one mentioned above.

>>34040685

I also believe sex is mostly a meme.

>>34048645
I'm not >>34047653

But, that's ok I guess
Whatever it floats your boat

>>34044640
>>34044715
That's hardly evidence. Next time try barging in with a camera.

Bist finished fucking my gf in the ass.
I was a Virgin until 25 and she was 17 years and a virgin. We have been together since, shes 19 now and a legit 9/10 qt.

There is always hope, even for 25+ virgin.

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>>34049040

I hope you get cancer, normalfag

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>>34040685
I don't give a fuck anymore. I just want to see girls the girls that I know getting fucked by their normie boyfriends.

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>>34041153
i wanna watch

>>34040685
This is me. Sex is just some weird concept in the back of my head, something I'm only vaguely aware of. When friends talk about "oh, he's not coming because he's having sex with his gf", I'm actually taken aback because it's like "oh right... sex is a thing..."

I can see my self doing it with a qt I'm in a relationship with, I would prob make her wait longer than she would want but I need to make sure I know her pretty well before committing my self to her, and sex in a way is that, least to me it is, long term commitment not just something to get out of the way since everyone else is doing it.

It's crazy when you think about how different people's lives are from yours. Like, most people by the time they are 20 years old have a favorite kind of sex. Imagine that shit. Robots can't even grasp the practicalities of how it actually works, it may as well be a fictional thing from a film.

>>34041825
Wrong.

Confirmed for autistic virgin NEET.

For a small amount of men and most women, sex is literally nothing to them. Like going without sex for a week would make them go insane. Its like how for you going to the store and getting fresh food is normal, yet to an african tribe member it sounds out of this world.

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I just can't fathom people having a regular sex life. It doesn't even seem realistic to have sex 3+ times a week, like its a movie where it's all fictional.

Maybe it's because I can't imagine a girl actually liking me to the point where she would let me see her naked and put my penis inside her. But there are people who do this every day, like it's a normal routine. I can't even look at porn because I get very lonely watching two people make love, then I get furious that I can't experience it

Normie lurkers with gfs, what's it like having a regular sex life?

>>34041088
I've had sex twice. It's been 19 months. It still bothers me

>>34050565
I imagine having sex only once or twice is probably worse than never doing it.

>>34050634
It's pretty shitty. Both times left something to be desired.

I hate hearing people bitch about going two weeks about sex. It was two years before the last time when I lost my virginity. I'd like to have sex more than once every two years

It makes even more of an impact knowing that the whole universe is just one giant cesspool of sex and billions upon billions of non-living and living things are fucking on the bed, in the forests, in the cosmos, and to top it all off there are trillions of tiny little organisms fucking each other inside of your nose! All around you, each and every second of your meaningless existence there is sex.

>>34051233
Thanks for that. Now I feel extra shitty for being a khv

>>34040685
Actually doing it for the first time is both exhilarating and weird if your only experiences before that have been porn.

Expect to blow your load within minutes of putting it in. The foreplay and BJ will probably be a lot longer than the actual sex the first time (or first few times, even). I felt really embarrassed when I cummed in like three minutes my first time, but the escort I was with was pretty understanding and said that it happens a lot.

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>>34050634
it's awful especially when you don't last very long on either occasion

and then you're left in this hell where everybody on /r9k/ sees you as a class traitor, but you're still essentially an autistic robot to the general population

>>34046650
i have no idea, but normies must be on some FUCKING strong anti anxiety drugs everyday,