Straight men of /r9k/, have you ever fiddled your butt before,

>>34040506
Yes, I have. I like it.

I tried

I couldn't find my "G spot" or prostate or whatever. Just felt like I had to take a shit.

>>34040506
Yeah, it doesn't do anything though. Waste of time.

>>34040506
>Straight men of /r9k/, have you ever fiddled your butt before, and if not, why not?
I have, I stuck my fingers up there in the shower

>Are you afraid it'l make you a fag?
I am a fag

Yes, multiple times, never found the prostate though, so I stopped.

How do you all miss the prostate? It's really very obvious and pretty hard to miss

>>34040528
>>34040537
>>34040563
That's a shame. Its usually best to try when you're already fairly aroused. Doing it just to do it tends to not go as well, even if its something you've done before and enjoyed.

>>34040506
my butt is an Output-only Peripheral.

It outputs solids, liquids (sometimes), and (mostly) gases.

And I'm totally happy with it.

I've put some stuff up my ass before and let girls do it but it always just makes me cum super fast

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>>34040656
I can't do anything because emorrhoids

>>34040689
iktf bro, internal hemhrroids suck ass

>>34040628
>>34040689
>>34040746
>having a gross butt
>not taking very good care of your butt