smug thread

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>poor
>ugly
>probably borderline-retarded
but
>6'4

>>34045205
Same OP, I literally have no interest in talking to people other than when I'm intoxicated

Just leave me alone so I can play vidya reeee

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>>34045225
Heights all you need good for you my man
>tfw not a manlet

>>34045288
we are attractive so even if we NEET for a couple years we're literally successful no matter what

>that glorious feeling when you reject a low self esteem girl whos interested in you

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>>34045205
>be me
>born good looking but was depressed for a long time from middle school to middle of high school
>stopped being depressed because i decided to get /fit/ and quit crying
>cut my long ass greasy hair, wore contacts, wore better clothes, opened up to more people
>not a chad but I guess I became a ryan or some other sub-chad name
>women don't mind talking to me
>sometimes i literally sperg out and say some deeply racist or offensive shit when i'm blacked out drunk
>about half the time, the girls still stay and want to fuck me
>i KNOW i'm a boring fuck and yet girls still think i'm an interesting conversationalist
>mfw

>>34045397
>that glorious feeling when you reject a low self esteem girl whos interested in you
Because of that it's basically worth becoming semi-Chad. Rejecting women is such a power trip.

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>>34045419
L I T E R A L L Y C A N T L O S E
>make fun of roasties and laugh at global tragedies
>THEY LAUGH WITH YOU

>>34045462
I was actually concerned i was developing narcissism when i first started doing that
NOW I KNOW I'VE DEVELOPED IT

>>34045540
>I was actually concerned i was developing narcissism when i first started doing that
I love that moment when roasties realize that they're not going to win. It's like they whole world shatters because they're used to getting everything handled on silver pan.

>>34045540
It truly is an odd and arousing experience when you drunkenly tell a girl "I fucking HATE niggers and spics" and she actually says, "I hate them too, Anon."
And before you say this never happened, I have no motive in lying to any of you except to fucking brag because I'm that much of a crazy narcissist.

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>>34045650
its fucking insane, they literally just take your opinions and agree, do they actually have personalities of their own?

i cant get rid of this shit eating grin

>>34045764
>do they actually have personalities of their own?
That's the joke because they dont have personalities of their own besides the one who's formed by media and her favorite celebrities.

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I'm immune to womens charms (male)

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>>34045881
Being ugly automatically gives you +10 Res.