Well lads, it finally happened, my boyfriend for 5 years dumped

>>34045003
Are you a grill or a faggot?
>inb4 OP is always a faggot

>>34045003
He made the right call, I wouldn't date a woman who uses /r9k/ either. Especially for 5 years, good lord

imagine all the fucked up shit she'd post about you behind your back on this board, then other roastie tumblrinas would read it and carry it on to reddit or tumblr

now your autism is on display for tens of thousands of people on the internet to see all because you decided to date a "not like the other girls" "fembot"

>>34045003
fuck off you are ruining this board

>>34045040
I'm a girl, he dumped me because I said
"You're with me because you know I'm STD free and you can't live with no pussy, go find some other whore"

>>34045171
>you can't live with no pussy, go find some other whore
So you dumped him.

>>34045171
>You're with me because you know I'm STD free and you can't live with no pussy
Is this from some chainsmokers/millionaires-tier "omg #yas you go gurl #gurl power" song? Or is this some little nursery rhyme that a tumblrina who lurks /r9k/ made up?

It can't all rhyme on purpose.

>>34045171
Yep that'd do it. What was the builup to this?

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>>34045171
sounds like you dumped him desu. Honestly though, I'd drop anyone like a stone if someone said that to me.

If some one said that to me I'd slap them.

>>34045171
What the fuck possessed you to say that

>>34045003
So a used up roastbeef slut is now single and thinks she is on the same level as autistic manchildren on an alpine yodeling forum.

Fuck off. I hope nobody is desperate to go with a failed Stacy.

>5 years

Imagine the miles of dick and gallons of cum she drank.

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>>34045493
I guess he got offended, he told me then

"That's pretty fucked up, you have no right to think such thing of me bla bla bla, I'm not a piece of shit"

I guess males can get a little sensitive sometimes.

>>34045700
But what caused him to be offended? Sane men don't typically go off on one as insane women do

>>34045499
But dude, i don't want any boyfriend here, I couldn't date someone else with this fucked up brain of mine. Don't be so thirsty faggot, because there's not a single drop of water for you

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>>34045171

Feels good to know that autistic roasties exist too.

>>34045788
>Fuck off then

But you are looking for attention because he doesn't love you anymore. Plot twist: anyone you date doesn't love you, they only want your cunt :^)

Fuck off you roastie whore, you're the cancer ruining this board.

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>>34045788
WA HA HA!! This is the absolute top, sweet tits! Why not flop them sandbags out and give us a view...? My pants are down and I'm ready to go weeewwww!!

>>34045171
why the fuck would you say something so shitty to a person you love? what is wrong with you

>>34045920
>implying females are capable of actual love

He probably didn't spend enough money on her materialistic needs

>>34045003
Hey that's a cool story, dude.

Why are you pretending to be a girl for, though?

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Begone accursed succubus, back to the netherworld

>>34045040
OP IS always a faggot

>>34045920

Yeah, you really are a robot. Women say shitty things to the men they 'love' all the time.

>>34045003
>>34045171
>>34045700
>>34045788
>falling for le fembot maymay
Come on fags, I thought you were better than that

What does OP get out of this?

>it really makes me think

>>34045003
I wouldn't date a girl who browses this board, that's like a male who browses tumblr feminist boards being a boyfriend to a girl, it just wouldn't work and would be pathetic.

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In 3 years time I shall receive powers you could never comprehend, Roastie.

>>34045920
>implying he actually loved me

Fuck no, that cynical motherfucked have several bitches behind him. He's responsible for destroying my self steem and if he wants to fuck someone else is fine for me, is too late to go back now, I'm not even sad, it's more like numbness.

>>34045700
But why did you say it?

If it was just some random paranoid shit out of the blue I'd probably dump you too.

My ex used to have these weird spells where she just go on a rant about how I was just going to end up cheating on her (with literally no justification for believing so. I have no history of cheating etc.), leaving her for some younger more attractive girl way down the road (we're fucking 22), and other crazy shit.

I was really patient at first because I just assumed to had some weird past trauma between her parents or something she wasn't telling me about, but eventually I couldn't take it and had to break it off.

>>34046071
I guess I got tired of him, he used to be nice, he wrote me a lot of letters, he used to blush when I looked him. He didn't gave me any security or guarantee about his love for me. Plus he is a cheater, there's a lot of bitches on his Facebook, I don't even have one because I have no friends for his fault.

>>34046291
>Plus he is a cheater, there's a lot of bitches on his Faceboo
>He didn't gave me any security or guarantee about his love for me
>Literally only your bf because he said the right words in the right order

STACY FELL FOR CHAD AGAIN
How are you girls this manipulable.

>>34046291
I'll be your friend if you want. This is why you don't go for normies or Chads. Robots make better bfs probably.

>>34046291
Eh, if you know definitively that he cheated I guess I can't blame you for reacting that way.

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You're an insecure retard and should build some character and try again.

Crippling loneliness builds character.

>>34046067
bwahaha
get off ur high horse m8, we're all pathetic losers here

>>34045003
We'll be ready for /wiz/ or /hiki/ and don't mention you're sex on that board

>>34046816
This! This! This!

Now show us your tits!

>>34045003
Jesus how fat are you?

orignale

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>>34046374
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do oyu sasy to my proposal? waits patiently

>>34045003
>>34046374
i might know this guy.. did he have a big d and always talk about it?