the shower is a safe, comfy place. why not take your daily dump while enjoying a relaxing shower?
>>34045025
I know that you're going to wash it off right after anyway, but the concept of it just feels disgusting.
Once riding with my family in a van I took a shit in a plastic bag and threw it out of the window.
>>34045560
it might stink up the bathroom if you don't have good ventilation
Of course not. I work really hard to keep my bathroom in wonderful shape. Shitting in my shower is the opposite of my philosophy for it.
>>34045025
i Shuffle the truffle into the turd teleporter
brush my teeth scrub my nuts and the stink is gone.
>>34045025
why would i want mashed up shit--
why am i responding to this seriously
>>34046801
true, but depending on the texture it can go down the drain easily. out of sight out of mind right?
>>34046979
because you're killing two birds with one stone
>>34046970
>turd teleporter
did you mean shower drain?
waffle stomping saves both time and water, you also don't need to buy tp because your already in the shower
>>34047902
>not placing your turd teleporter next to your piss portal
the fuck?
if you don't do your dumps in the shower you're missing out tbqh
the board known for pissing in bottles doesn't poop in the shower?
>>34045025
Who has these in their home showers? I've never seen one in any house, apartment, or hotel