fembot likes fat cyborg (?)

literally rip his pants off and try to find his dick in the fat folds

>>34091622
Yes not Chad,so you'll never "make a move". You're a woman, so you'll be content to sit around and wait for him to notice that you did that thing with your hair that one time and "like, ugh, doesn't he know that means I totes want him"

holy fucking shit, i must be retarded

HOW DO I MAKE A MOVE ON A GUY WHO IS PROBABLY A VIRGIN AND HAS NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND? HE'S ONE OF MY BROTHER'S GEEKY FRIENDS AND I KNOW HE HAD/HAD A CRUSH ON ME BECAUSE MY BROTHER TOLD ME.

>>34091622
> hey anon, wanna come to my place for vhs and chill
> when he arrives throw your tongue down his throat

>>34091680
>this is what most of /r9k/ unironically believes
Oh, I'm laughing. Why do you seem so buttblasted at fembots? Did your high school crush reject you?

>>34091704
That may have worked in the old days, but now the tongue needs to be plunged into the butthole to take effect.

>>34091622
you've mis-classified yourself as a fembot when you're just a failed stacy

>>34091622
jesus why reeeeee

>>34091738
Literally not an argument, roastie.

You're either a virgin or a bitter tumblrina feminist if you dont know this is what women do to attract men they like

>ohmuhgawsh like i totes sat there and smiled at him while I twirled my hair, doesn't he know what that MEANS?!

"Women" are like entitled little girls playing princess.

>>34091792
Please, continue. I'm dying for more, anon.

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>>34091823
Entitled dying women is my fetish!

>>34091704
OP here
think of the scenario the other way around
he would be called a rapist lol
>>34091747
stacey wants chad. i am not anywhere near stacey. the guy is over 300 pounds.

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>>34091738
>Did your high school crush reject you?


yes, she did

>>34091876
Sitting around and waiting for Chad Obesitycock to notice you while you twirl your hair counts as "Stacy" behavior

>>34091876
Yeah, and that's why we hate women and the current society. But you asked for advice, and that will work for you as a woman.

>>34091738
>did your highschool crush reject you?

You don't come here often do you?

>>34091876
If any person has a crush on you, you are no longer a robot of any kind

>>34092083
Many people have had crushes on me because I am not ugly and I am sweet and quiet. I'm just socially retarded and a degenerate clearly.

>>34092284
alright you can stop bragging stacy

>>34092284
You're not a robot, you're just fucking retarded.

How much of a piss-stupid brainlet do you have to be to fail at asking out a 300lb dude when you're a girl?

Fuck off the board or just neck yourself

>>34091622
You know what? Don't even bother make a move on him because eventually you're gonna get bored and start thinking that "you derserve better" and you'll end up leaving him with a broken heart.

>>34092339
I HAVE NEVER ASKED A GUY OUT
and who knows if he'll spaz out or think i'm pranking him or something

>>34092568
That's why I told you to kiss the fucker. Otherwise he *will* think it's a prank.

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>>34092568
>or think i'm pranking him or something
that's probably what I would think when girl ask me out

>>34092626
That's sexual assault and I'm not aggressive.

>>34092754
Fine be a fag then

>>34092826
tell me what to do that's not so assertive

>>34092927
Autists only understand assertive things cause of fear of rejection.

Maybe don't be that assertive, but definitely make it clear youre interested on him

Watch how he reacts and reassure your strategy based on that data

>>34092754
>That's sexual assault and I'm not aggressive.
it's so funny because he's probably dreaming about your kiss
fine, don't be aggressive then

>>34092927
send a message down the grapevine that you like him too

>>34093117
This is pretty much right. Maybe just hug him or cuddle him and say something or touch him in some way. That way he won't feel weird for reciprocating because he's insecure about his looks.