>whole 24 pack of poptarts sitting RIGHT THERE
>only allowed one pack per day
FUUUUCK HELP ME REEEEE
Mommy doesn't let you have more?
>>34098762
>one pack per day
>>34098762
>>only allowed one pack per day
Says who?
>>34099256
Im trying to lose weight but fuck it's /hard/
>>34099701
You know you'll regret it
Make the thought of them make you sick
>>34099720
it should be illegal for food to be so good
>>34098762
>you eat a whole 24 pack a day?
>>34098762
What kind of monster imposed such inhumane rules on you?
Just eat 7 packs right now and skip the rest of the week. Easy :^)
>>34098762
>one pack per day
>only
>only
damn, how much do you eat?
TWO TYPES of corn syrup! Wow OP, you really know how to choose your "food"you are literally cattle leading yourself to the slaughter
>>34099870
>implying I chose the nasty ass cherry ones and not the brown sugar
>>34098762
>>34099701
Just eat what you want and get fatter Anon.
There are plenty of girls who find it sexy you just have look presentable.
>>34099966
Gotta have that caramel coloring!
If you eat til you're stuffed then eat some more, you will get this nasty feeling in the back of your throat and have trouble sleeping. Do this for a few days in a row so you become traumatized by the whole experience and then you will have a hard time associating the food with enjoyment and won't wanna eat it anymore.
>>34099870
What's wrong with corn syrup? I know fat people hate it because they think it's vegetables but it's just a cheaper natural source of sugar. Try reading about nutrition sometime and you won't be so afraid of the jews and all the wacky chemicals they put in your food.
>>34100039
>great source of 7 vitamins an minerals
Pop tarts are great, I keep a box in my bugout bag. They could be higher in calories but as far as shit you can pick up in Walmart it makes for a great fake mre component. The entrees I make in retort canning bags.
I prefer the cherry or the cinnamon roll varieties. Brown sugar is the worst.