>tfw i will never be a cat

>>34103796
>Tfw I'll never have a cat because I'll never have a family

>>34103845

you can have a cat without having a family

>>34103893
No I can't. I'd never take care of it.

>>34103796
>tfw never live for as a cat a rich family and meander around some comfy country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvF7eh_wQro

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>>34103796
didnt want to believe it but this shit isnt even
plebbit style threads, this is fucking 9fag fuck you normies since today i leave this normie board

>>34106172
Thank god. Get out, nigger garbage.

>>34106238
>MAY STARCLAN LIGHT YOUR PATH
Fuck I read all of those books.

Those were dark times

>>34103796
That sounds incredibly boring
And humans are mostly nice to cats but still, having your life completely in someone else's hands? Fucking terrifying. And what if you get lost?

Also cats are assholes to each other and strays end up getting captured and painfully "euthanized" so if you're a wildcat your life will be hell. Not only do you have to deal with regular cat bullshit but you have to make sure the big tall alien people don't scoop you up and steal your life from you by either making a misguided attempt to become your "companion" (aka enslave you) or just straight up killing you because they think you're worse than trash for shitting up their streets.

>>34103796
They also
>take shits, pisses
>have to clean self
>get hair balls
>go into heat (if female) or horny all of the time (if male)
>get into fights with other cats or crave to go outside but never get to
>have the bloodlust to hunt
>picky eater
>fight over places to sleep if around other cats (in the wild)

>>34106500
>And what if you get lost?
Stay inside your fucking house then.