You will never have sex in this life time without paying for

>>34103843
i masturbate whenever i feel the urge. i then proceed to have perfect clarity and realize bitches ain't shit, but only for about 10 minutes. that cycle will endlessly repeat for my whole life

>>34103843
Because I do have friends and already lost my virginity after a girl asked me to take hers

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mfw my body count is 14

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>>34103843

By basing my entire life around escapsim. All my hobbies are based around trying to distract myself from thinking about my real life, and concern myself with fictional ones. If I ever fail to successfully keep pulling this off in a way that satisifies me, then I will exit this world then.

>>34103843
You ever give up Hope. It doesn't matter If it's justified or probable or not, just so long as it's still there. Hell, getting laid isn't anywhere nearly Powerful a motivator as the hope of Getting Laid. Just the promise, the possibility of a better tomorrow can keep a man going for years. The hard part is not breaking that hope, which means don't think about it too hard.

>>34103843
>You will never have sex in this life time without paying for it
But I've had sex without paying for it.

Only with one girl, and we were together well over a year ago now... but it happened. Fuck you OP.

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>how do i avoid pulling the trigger
mental retardation. laziness. because i'm a pussy

but yeah, i accepted long ago that i will never have sex without paying for it. i will never have a gf. i will have anyone care about me. i will never matter to anyone.

>>34103843
so true. i dont even want it anymore. which is a lie but im so warped im better off dead. if i had the trigger to pull id pull it against my temple and let the light go dark.

>>34103843
I wish you guys would stop making threads like this. You realize at least half of this board has had sex before, right?

>>34103843

I don't cope. And after paying for it a few times I feel even more shitty that I can't get it without paying for it. That's why I'm purposely going to off myself soon.

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>>34104105
Masturbation is what makes me feel like shit. I hate the idea of beating my meat looking at some chick's bikinis picture while some chad bangs her brains out. Life isn't just fair

>>34106350
You have to matter to yourself first.

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>How do you cope?

I guess the best way of explaining it is "numbness". I've delved into escapism for so long I can no longer understand my position in society. I am permanently insulated from those unpleasant thoughts. My head is too foggy and displaced. Memory is disfunctional, I dropped out of HS 6 years ago and I can't barely remember anything in the interim between now and then.

>>34106489
Yeah the female half.


RROOOOOOO

>>34106659
So... Weed then?

>>34103843

I just had sex yesterday

it wasn't even the first time either

it was like the 500th time I've done that

it isn't that big of a deal, please stop obsessing over this topic

I've been having sex since I was 15 dude. Stop putting sex on a pedestal. Some people get laid later than others, some people mature faster than others. Stop trying to bring people down op.

>>34106723

I don't do any drugs or drink.

>>34103843
I just had sex with my tulpa
What now OP
What now

>>34106723
dude weed is so gud for you it doesnt affect the developing brain at all mane

>>34106620
haha, this meme again.

do you think chad has anything even relatively close to my experience? no he does not. he doesn't matter to himself either, but it's not an issue because society pays him back.

>>34106753
Work out.

Get some sun.

Dress better if you dont

Get a good job

Even if you dont want a GF you should want some of those things.

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>>34107008
>Dress better
Why do so many robots dress so autistically?
Wearing these, dad jeans, edgy leather jackets, etc