When you have sex with a girl, what are you supposed to lick

>>34115441
Pussy first, then work your way to the feet, worship them for a brief period (just long enough to communicate that you like feet) then go back to the pussy.

>>34115441
kissing her, then her neck, then breasts, then stomach, then inner thighs, then pussy

no feet

>>34115588
>no feet
but that's sad

disregard both, stimulate nipples

>>34115496
Pretty much this pham. If you haven't already informed her of a foot fetish, then you do this.

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I can't even imagine a girl willing to be naked around me.

>>34115588
>kissing any whole where someone else cock has been.
yah no, necks it is for me.
most girls get cum all over their faces, stomach and tits.

>>34116190
It's not like it's still there though. Do you also not eat off of dishes that have been used and then washed?

>>34116190
They shower too, you know.

>>34115441

Doesn't really matter. You can go feet first to get her pussy going (if she likes feet stimulation) or you can eat her out and fuck her and lick her feet while you fuck her

>>34116228
I would not eat off dishes that have had a cock served on them, or cum smeared or all over them.
so your analogy is incorrect.
>>34116229
its no about them its about me
thou, so sorry hons.

>>34116266
>being this unconfident in your sexuality

Bro it's okay if you like dicks. Just let it out. It's 2017.

>>34116383
kek I'm just pretending not to be a cuck m8
gotcha

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>>34116266
You it help you to know that animals (humans are animals. Feel like it might be necessary to point this out) are constantly shedding their outer layers of skin? So you literally don't have to deal with any man's cum since it bothers you so much.

You can think of it like those Post-It pads. Scribble something on the top layer then rip it off. The scribble is gone, the old paper is gone and there's a fresh new one right underneath!

>>34116551
would* it help you to know

>>34115441

depends: which one stinks like rotten fish and which one stinks like rotten cheese.

>>34116228
>Do you also not eat off of dishes that have been used and then washed?

So you telling me girls are washing themselves with 100C hot water while using corrosive detergents?

>>34116551
>you can still see what was written on the post it below the one that was used because the imprint is still there

god damn you fucking suck at analogies

>>34115441

You suck her big toe while fucking her, the female equivalent of sticking your finger up a dude's ass at the peak.

You can just say it was the heat of the moment and ease her into your footfetish comfortably.

>>34116632
You gotta worry about those cum imprints, man. Having sex with a girl who's not a virgin literally makes you gay because of those.

>>34116266
>waaaah, I don't like peepee!: The Post

Man, I hope you don't ever find out that what happens when a woman shits herself. You will never reproduce.

>>34115441
Usually its best to test if she likes this way. When having sex, bring her feet up to your shoulders. Kiss her ankles and trail toward the sole. Watch for reactions and dont be afraid of a little weird look at first. Just try to communicate that you adore her body. Continue to bite, lick, or even suck some toes if you get the feeling she is enjoying it. Usually best to built up over a few sessions with more inexperienced partners.

If they aren't into it so much, you can usually still find a happy middle ground long as your fetishes dont become the main focus.

>>34116571
How is that homeless poon treating ya?

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>>34116812
faget.
actual females smell.
badly.
this is why they have to accurately wash themselves many times a day. because in a little while the bad smell, like rotten fish (their vajayjay's) or like rotten cheese (like their feet), not counting armpits and anything other.

but you don't know because porn technology currently does not yet implement realistic smells.

>>34116727
>Having sex with a girl who's not a virgin
never once mentioned virginity
>makes you gay
its about not that, its about wanting someone that has not been defiled by another man, and I'm not talking about being fucked, I'm more specifically talking about having another mans cum on any part of your body, you been branded.

>>34115441
You're supposed to like her asshole first

>>34116873
The "brand", as it were, comes off though, anon. The brand, the flesh it once rested upon, all of it. As far as brands go it's almost worthless.

>>34115441
>lick first
>her pussy
Enjoy your throat cancer

>>34116916
you been branded in my mind, all that matters
which is why I don't like to know about my partners sexual history.

>>34116942
Gotcha. Well if it's any consolation, every girl you've ever been with, every single one (and every one you ever will be with) went through that youthful phase of trying everything during sex when it was still new and fascinating. Cum has been everywhere on them. Even those lips and tongues that you like so much have had cum on them. Possibly mine, who knows.

That's basically all. Have a good one, bruh.

>>34116997
if thinking everyone else is as defiled as you are, makes you feel better then go ahead.

but unless I see or hear that shit from the qts I know, I assume they are pure maidens.
sucks to be you.

>>34116190
>>34116266
Presumably then you never have and never will shake another man's hand, since it's highly likely he's had his own cock in his hand before.

>>34117043
so has mine, so we even stevens
women don't produce cum we will never be even stevens

>>34117036
And you can make all the assumptions you want about anything you want but the only thing that matters reality. Remember that the next time you take your darling by her pretty little hands. My balls were in them.

>>34117094
not a cuck m8 won't be assuming that
but nt

>>34117080
>women don't produce cum
They produce far worse things than cum, my friend. FAR worse.

>>34116859
>badly
I've never encountered it to the point of it being particularly notable. Faint, yes, but grotesque? No. Also, where does everyone keep making the comparison to tuna? I wouldn't describe it like that - as that sounds more like a yeast infection more than anything else.

Feet are a bit of a different story, but if she actually puts in effort to take care of them they tend to smell like a combination of lotion, shoe fabric, and maybe vinegar if it has been a long night.

>>34117108
They dont produce semen, but yes they do cum.

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>>34116551
Were you trying to bait here with that?
Post its always leave an impression of what's been written on the one above, even being visible several layers below.

That's literally one of the worst shitty reddit analogies you could have used.

>>34117448
kek
roasties are not known for their brains