Do you have to talk to the Roastie host body?
>If you weren't busy later, I was wondering if you wanted to be worshipped?
>Can I buy you a pedicure, n-not that you need one?
>Those toes need to be kissed
>Can I sprinkle flowers over you and film it in 4K while you wiggle and scrunch?
>>34115913
It's only endearing if you're chad
She'll scream rape that a ewwie grody nasty non-chad like you asked
>>34115913
Are you that guy who wanted to make actual cheeses out of girls' feet bacterium?
I don't know how but you footfags manage to be even more annoying than fartfags and scatfags.
>c-c-can I worship your feet m'lady?
>>34116107
Because those two are funny and disingenuous.
How bad does tattooing under your foot feel?
I want a tattoo like that.
>>34115913
Heres what i did i made an account of POF and messaged every non landwhale "Hey I was wonder if you wanted your very own foot guy?"
like 5 out of 100+ were interested and i might be doing things tonight if i have the balls
>this thread
I'm going to fucking vomit tbqh
this is why you're a degenerate robot
>>34116036
Is there a recipe for this?
Do girls just need to dip their toesies into the milk?
>>34116036
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>>34117854
>>34117970
Evidently, when seeding the cheese culture dude wanted to use bacteria swabbed from the bottoms of the feet of "beautiful women".
I mean, I understand women (and their body parts) can be very pleasing to the eye but... wanting to eat food made from their feet stinks is some next level shit. People with ideas like this can't be trusted with their own intelligence.
>>34118127
I need screenshots tbqhfam. that is truly fucking insanse
Fun fact, sweat is actually odorless, the smell comes from excrement of the bacteria feeding on it.
>>34115913
http://www.writing.com/main/interact/item_id/2021525-Beneath-Your-Big-Sisters-Smelly-Feet/map/11112112221122211112121111211111112
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