/r9k/ census

23
Dropout
Driver
~20,000
2
>tfw no gf

20
Had half a year of computer science
Soldier
~24k last year
2
Yes luckily

>>34131644
20
Dropped Out
NEET
Varies ~25,000 per year
1
Yes

>>34131644
>Age:
20
>Major:
Mechanical engineering
>Job:
Nothing
>Salary:
No
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
No
>Girlfriend:
No

>>34131644
>Age
19

>Major
Physics, will graduate this summer

>Job
None so far, exept for some holiday jobs for extra cash

>Salary
-9000gbp tuition fees
-5000gbp living costs when at Uni

>Number of girls you've had sex with
0

>Girlfriend
No

>>34131644
>30
>fine arts
>illustrator/freelance artist
>between 45-60k
>25+
>wife

>Age:
18
>Major:
Didn't go to college.
>Job:
None.
>Salary:
None
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
None, by choice
>Girlfriend:
None, by choice

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>>34131644
19
International studies
Aparrel at Walmart
0
No gf
I'm gonna die a virgin desu

>>34131914
>international studies
What kinda stuff do you study in that major, is it basically just history or more like a polisci major?

Do you need to specialize on one country and which will you choose if so

jeez i cant believe im sharing this board with a bunch of poor people

Age: 25
Major: Fine art (painting)
Job: professional daydreaming asshole
Salary: centrelink cheque
Number of girls you've had sex with: 2
Girlfriend: Nope which feels ok

Age: 20
Major: Astrophysics/BEd
Job: Student/Data Entry/Chem Lab Marker
Salary: Very poor thx
Number of girls you've had sex with: 1
Girlfriend: Single and hate the hookup scene + no fucking clue how to meet single females

>>34131644
>Age:
29
>Major:
Political Science
>Job:
Currently unemployed. 20k/year before that watching old people swim. Was only full time for a year before my employer contracted the work out. REEE!
>Salary:
Expecting $250/week unemployment insurance
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
0
>Girlfriend:
Have yet to find one.

20
Journalism
Temporary cashier at dad's friend's discount store paid under the table for less than minimum wage
havent gotten paid yet
1
>just

>>34131644

20
Double Major in Music Composition and Film
Student, part time Sandwich Artist at Subway
Less than 10k
0
Nope

19
Computer science
Unemployed
$0
0
Nope

>>34131644
23
hs drop out
NEET
none
0
no

>>34131644
24
Music, Performance with organ specialization
Part time cashier
~$15k
1
Yes, only girl I've done it with

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>>34131644
>Age:
21
>Major:
Business
>Job:
Part time order dispatch
>Salary:
Depends on how much I work, it's through a family friend who knows I'm in college so they just let me work whenever I have free time
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
0
>Girlfriend:
No, I want a virgin gf who will take it slow, cuddle and watch anime with me, but I've never been able to find one

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Age: 26
Major: Dropped out
Job: Unemployed
Salary: 0$ USD
Number of girls you've had sex with: 10+
Girlfriend: No

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21
Finance and Economics double major
$0
0 girls
No gf

Thanks anxiety/ugliness/phimosis

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20
philosophy
electrician
neet money
4 + random gay as fuck gang bangs dressed as a girl
non

>>34131644
Age: 25
Major: IT through trade school
Job: End-user support
Salary: 52k
Number of girls you've had sex with: 4
Girlfriend: None, got dumped about 2 months ago

Age: 20
Major: Math and Econ
Job: None
Salary: 0
Number of girls you've had sex with:1
Girlfriend: 0

>>34131644
20
Drop
none
none
2
had 1

>>34132158
How do you find a good IT program that leads to a job? Like 2 years or less?

I'm

>>34131998

I have a wrthless degree and want a real job with areal income.

I don't mind dealing with bitchy and dumb people as long as it pays well. I was a lifeguard at a retirement community.

>>34131644
>Age: 24
>Major: engineering, starting thesis soon
>Job: manual labor between semesters
>Salary: 4840$ on average
>Number of girls you've had sex with: 0
>Girlfriend: oh fuck off

>>34131644
>Age: 18
>Major: nothing
>Job: nothing
>Salary: nothing
>Number of girls you've had sex with: none
>Girlfriend: no

this is how you do it kids

>>34132218
I'm from Scandinavia where trade schools are very common, instead of the University neme. I went from middle school to a 2-year trade school in IT service, then a 2-year paid internship that ended with an exam which awarded me a trade certificate. I got a job straight after through recommendations by the company I interned with.

>>34132297
>I'm from Scandinavia

Oh well. Hopefully Trump will MAGA

>>34131644
18
Editing post production
None
0
0
None

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>no one is calling out OP and the other normies with girlfriends ITT
I don't even have enough energy to ree anymore.

reeee...

R.I.P. /r9k/

>>34132378
here. Ill help

>>34132142
>>34132113
>>34132090
>>34132022
>>34131981
>>34131948
>>34131768
>>34131747
>>34131673
>>34131644


>>34132214
>>34132158
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIES

>>>/out/

>>>/soc/

>>>/lgbt/

>35
>comp sci
>programmer
>120k a year
>100+
>no

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Age:
21
Major:
high school dropout
Job:
n/a
Salary:
n/a
Number of girls you've had sex with:
0
Girlfriend:
n/a

>age
21
>major
none
>job
none
>salary
none
>sex
none
>gf
none

>>34132430
Bait. You probably make 20k a year and own an onahole.

>>34132430
I'm this, minus 8 years, minus 90000, but at least not 0 sexes

>19
>hopefully 2D animation, otherwise something with race cars I guess
>car wash detailer
>~$150 every other week + tips
>0
>used to, twice

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>>34132407
thx fampai

original ree

Age: 24
Major: Failed Comp-Sci cuck. Thinking about polit-sci, or criminal justice. Then, law school
Job: Paralegal
Salary: $34k base, + bonuses / OT
Number of girls you've had sex with: 9
Girlfriend: 2

normalfags get the fuck out

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25
Dropout
Flight attendant
22k
16
No gf

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>>34132580
pic related is you m8?

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HOLY SHIT ALL THESE NORMIES

Age: 24
Major: Radio broadcasting
Job: Retail
Salary: $11.25/hour, 15-20 hours per week
Number of girls you've had sex with: Zero
Girlfriend: Never

>>34132600
don't look at me
DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEE

>>34132512
Read again. I have fucked 100+ girls but have no gf at the moment.

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>>34131644
21
Math
None
N/A
0
No

Having a rich family is fucking great.

>>34131644

>Age
21
>Major
History
>Salary
$0 salary, make $4500 from investments
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
zero
>Girlfriend
haven't had one in 3 years

>>34131644
>Age: 26
>Major: none
>Job: none
>Salary: none
>Number of girls you've had sex with: 1
>Girlfriend: nope
My life is pathetic

>>34131774
>>34131791
>>34131829
>>34131914
>>34132026
>>34132054
>>34132077
>>34132108
>>34132114
>>34132234
>>34132273
>>34132349
>>34132434
>>34132453
>>34132545
>>34132826
>>34132851
Why is generation Z filled with losers? How can they Be Made Great Again?

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>>34132884
>implying I'm Generation Z
kek. you're on 4chan. everyone here is a loser.

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>>34132884
>he still thinks in generations

>>34131644
25
dropout
200k
0
no

>>34131644
22
no
no
0
1
no

>>34131644
>Age:
25
>Major:
Electrical Engineering
>Job:
Neet
>Salary:
Whatever my mommy and daddy lets me spend
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
3
>Girlfriend:
Yes

The whole living with my parents/jobless thing is the only thing holding me back to being a full blown normie. I honestly can't wait, being a khv robot till 23 was hell and I don't wish that fate on anyone.

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Age: 24
Major: Compliance
Job: Senior OFAC Analyst
Salary: 60,000
Number of girls you've had sex with: 10
Girlfriend: Never have had one.

>>34131797
Was it difficult to start getting customers at first (talking about the illustration jobs mostly), or did you just put your work online and people started taking contact and ordering works?

>>34132979
How the fuck can you have sex while living at home? Put something in your parents' drinks so they pass out while you fuck a girl?

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Age: 21
Major: Law but dropped out
Job: Searching for one
Salary: nope
Number of girls you've had sex with: 7
Girlfriend: yes

Age: 25
Major: Medicine
Job: Orthopaedic Surgeon (junior trainee)
Salary: 43K apparently (35K GBP)
Number of girls you've had sex with: 0
Girlfriend: 0

This place is full of normalfags now.

>>34132884
Why is Gen X on 4chan?

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>>34131644
Age: 33
Major: ha!
Job: nope
Salary: 0
Number of girls you've had sex with: 7
Girlfriend: Married for the last ten years

Age: 18
Major: Still in high school
Job: Fast food
Salary: Minimum wage
Number of girls you've had sex with: 1
Girlfriend: No

>26
>Biology
>No job
>No money
>0 girls
>No gf

>>34133009
I live in a basement suite in my parent's house and they give me 100% privacy.

The basement is also extremely well insulated for sound and my parents pretty much stay on the other side of the house so they can't hear shit (I know this because I have tested various volumes on my tv just to make sure).

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>>34131644
Age: 23
Major: cs
Job: programmer
Salary: 100k
Number of girls you've had sex with: 0
Girlfriend: 0

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>>34131644
>Age:
19
>Major:
Economics
>Job:
Student in University
>Salary:
None
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
Around 20
>Girlfriend: Yes

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>Age:
21
>Major:
Accountancy (failed)
>Job:
Warehouse worker in a stationnery
>Salary:
18k euros
Can push up to 20k
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
2
>Girlfriend :
I dont want to be taken for a fool again, so i dont want one

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>Age:
19
>Major:
double major computer science and computer systems engineering
>Job:
student
>Salary:
I get $500 a month as allowance
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
0
>Girlfriend:
leave

>>34132884
>anyone over 20
>gen z

what

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Age: 25
Major: HS dropout with a GED.
Job: Work at a prison (contracted)
Salary: $24k a year.
Number of girls you've had sex with: 3
Girlfriend: I'll never get a gf.

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>all these non virgins and those with gfs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIES YOU DON'T BELONG HERE REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34136366
>>34134879
>>34133231
>>34133191
>>34133065
>>34132984
>>34132979
>>34132927
>>34132864
>>34132430
>>34132214
>>34132158
>>34132142
>>34132113
>>34132090
>>34132022
>>34131981
>>34131948
>>34131797
>>34131768
>>34131747
>>34131673
>>34131644


>having sex
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMALFAGS

Make /hikki/ already hiro-kun
Free us from these filthy normies

>>34132984
>Major: Compliance
Lol what? Where did you go that that's an undergrad major? I've never seen that before and my school is in the top 5 biggest in the country.

>>34136407
>double major computer science and computer systems engineering
Confirmed for spending 6 years in undergrad when either of those probably would have been enough.

>>34131644
>age
19

>major
high school dropout

>job
NEET

>salary
$100 per month goodboy points

>number of girls I've held hands with
zero

>girlfriend
see above

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>>34136479
There's so much overlap I can do both in 4

>>34136472
>he havent thrown away his birginity to a whore yet
>Ablooblo, i have self-respect, im the truest robooooot awaaaaahhh
Reminder that you need to let go and become the true worst of yourself

Age: 29
Major: IT & Business information systems
Job: just finished my first year as head of RMA/maintenance in a 40-person company
Salary: 24.3k $/yr, making more than the previous guy after his 3rd year.
Number of girls you've had sex with: 2+2 (sex with two, phone/internet sex with another two)
Girlfriend: left my gf of 5 years+ around 560 days ago, not an hour ago she texted me to drive over for sex. I didn't.

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Age: 23
Major: Mech Engineering
Job: Mech Engineer
Salary: 65k
Number of girls you've had sex with: 0
Girlfriend: no

I hate being a robot.

>>34136516

How the fuck do you make more than the SECOND HIGHEST PAID EXEC IN MY COMPANY?

Literally 2.5 times what I make after 1 year.

What the fuck do you do?

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>>34136512
>implying I have the confidence to even find a whore


Christ, is this really what /r9k/ has become

Age: 20
Major: college drop out
Job: packing shit up
Salary: 11/hr
Number of girls you've had sex with: 0
Girlfriend: technically 1 but I don't count it.

>>34136560
>finding a whore take confidence
Nah, just google
Look up for cheap escort and done
Will be cringy, but a hole's a hole

>>34136595
>implying I have the confidence to even follow through after finding the whore


>>>/b/
And never come back

>>34131644
Age: 27
Major: International Studies
Job: Database Engineer
Salary: 40k
Number of girls you've had sex with: 5
Girlfriend: Yes

>>34136615
You're a pansy, lad

>>34132884
You should really look up when gen Z starts retard

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>>34136538

Solve problems. Do what my boss asks me to do.

Work on projects that improve our yields, make more money for the company.

65k usd is an above average salary for college grads senpai. Not that big of a deal.

>>34131644
>age
21
>major
Dropout
>job
NEET/worked in fast food and retail before
>sex partners
0
>Girlfriend
Had a relationship in the last year of high school but it didn't last long, noone since then

>>34136516
you have clearly more than enough money to pay a whore, you fuck

you are no robot

>>34131644
>Age
23
>Major
Product Design
>Job
Electronics & home appliances product designer
>Salary
Secret
>Number of girls you've had sex with
0
>Girlfriend
0

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Age
>20
Major
>physics
Job
>implying
Salary
>implying
Number of girls you've had sex with
>implying
Girlfriend
>implying

>Age
22
>Major
Chemistry
>Job
Chemistry grad student
>Salary
24k stipend last year
>Number of girls you've had sex with
0
>Girlfriend
0

Age: 21
Major: aerospace engineering
Job: part time pizza maker
Salary: 700 euros a month
Number of girls you've had sex with: 8
Girlfriend: yes, black tho

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>>34131673

Mine is almost exactly the same as yours, but I am 24, rather than 23.

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>>34131644

>Age
26
>Major
B.S. in IT
>Job
Desktop Support for a school in a very large University.
>Salary
$45k/year with a small raise every year
>Number of girls you've had sex with
0
>Girlfriend
No

>Age
28
>Major
High School dropout
>Job
Owner of three small businesses
>Salary
Pay myself 50k and perpetually reinvest the other 66k
># girls slept with
Somewhere over 130. I lost count.
>Girlfriend
Yes.

>>34137019
>black girlfriend

Since when are apes counted as girlfriends?

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>>34137019
>8 women to have sex with

Get out you fucking norman REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34131644
20
Computer Science (in college)
No job
No salary
0
No

Age: 33
Major: high school graduate
Job: Financial Advisor
Salary: 40k with bonuses
Number of girls you had sex wit: 0.0
Gf: Is this a joke?

>>34137090
>Somewhere over 130. I lost count.
Has your dick fell off yet?

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>>34136826

Thanks for the kind words sepai.

>Age: 23
>Major: dropout
>Job: neet
>Salary: 0
>Number of girls you've had sex with: 0
>Girlfriend: never

Pls kill me

>>34131644
What's it like being a graphic designer? Was thinking of choosing that as my major

This is 4chan I don't think anybody who uses this got laid.

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>>34137364
Get a BS/BE/BSE if you want to have any chance at not being a robot in the future

Or at least be able to live however you want without waiting for a handout

Art degrees pay nothing

>>34137364
>Was thinking of choosing that as my major
Post your graphic design work. I'll try to judge it from that.

>Age
18

>Major
Entering med school

>Job
None

>Salary
What my parents decide to give me every month

>Number of girls you've had sex with
0

>Girlfriend
never had

age: 30
major: CS dropout
job: software engineer
salary: 100k
# girls banged: 5
gf: no gf

IF you have a gf with whom you are sexually active you are not a robot

If youve had more than 1 gf in the past youre not a robot

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Age: 24
Major: Computer Science
Job: Junior Programmer
Salary: 17k British Sterling
Number of girls you've had sex with: 4
Girlfriend: no

>>34131644
26
Chem. E.
PhD student
6,7k in USD (about average here)
1
No

>>34131644
19
I'm studying Digital Security
Student
~4k a year of studentbux
0
0

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>>34137961
>had sex with 4 different girls
Why the fuck are you here?

>>34131644
18
Social science
College/Chef (part time)
~25000
7
No

23
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Zero
Nope

>>34131644
>Age:
24
>Major:
Finance
>Job:
Intern at Finance and accounts department of a local accounting firm
>Salary:
$50k
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
0, khv
>Girlfriend:
never

>>34131644
23
Comp Sci
Quality Engineer
85k
3
yes

>>34131644
19
Art
Nothing
Nothing
None
No

>>34131644
19
civil engineering
not yet
not yet
0
0

>>34131644
19
history
none
0$
1
SJW

21
IT
IT
8k
0
nope

>>34131644
Age: 23
Major: nope
Job: nope
Salary: none
Number of girls you've had sex with: whats sex
Girlfriend: whats that

>>34136538
I made 12/h at my old job, my bosses probably made 13 or 14. Was at this pay scale for at least 3 years of the 5 years I was there

Got an offer for 15 at a new place. Old job immediately offered to match. I called bullshit because why didn't they give me regular pay bumps if that was the case?

Now making 20/h a year after switching jobs. 12/h to 20/h. One year

Go apply for jobs

>Age: 25
>Major: nah
>Job: NEET
>Salary: Bennies
>Number of girls you've had sex with: 2
>Girlfriend: No

>>34137364
I tend to think art degrees are worthless. I'm self taught and way more proficient at anything my creative director does (with her BFA). She asks me multiple times a month how to do things in the Adobe programs

Take some design classes but major in something related like marketing because everyone's coworker's son is a "graphic designer" now and the profession as a whole has been devalued and you may have trouble finding a job. Having a marketing degree will help find something

Why are there so many fucking poor people on /r9k/? 130 posts in here and only 4-5 that I would say are respectable, self-sustaining salaries

What the fuck is wrong with most of you

>>34131644
>age
27
>major
NEET forever.
>job
See above.
>salary
I may be worth 450 a month in how much it costs to keep me alive as I am, at the most. MOst of that is le food tho.
>number of girls you've had sex with
One. Plus oral one time.
>girlfriend
One.The girl I went all the way with so many years ago.

>>34136472
Wizchan you lil' bitch.

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>>34131644
>20
>Associate of science
>Fast food cashier
>15k a year
>0

Age: 19
Major: None
Job: I just quit
Salary: It was like $8.00 an hour and I worked 16 hours or so
Number of girls you've had sex with: 1

33
AS
Unemployed
Live on 4 figures a year via family mooching
1
No

34
Biology/medicine
Doctor
$220K because I only work 30 hours a week or so
KV
tfwnogf

Do I win?

>Age:
27
>Major:
Biochemistry
>Job:
QC Chemist
>Salary:
$40k/yr
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
15
>Girlfriend:
Yea, a qt asian too

>21
>Journalism
>Technical Writer
>70k
>2
>yes

Turns out liberal arts does pay if you work at it.

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Age: 21
Major: Computer Information Systems but not going to school anymore
Job: Tech Support
Salary: 35k
Number of girls you've had sex with: two but if hand jobs count (probably not) four
Girlfriend: Only ever had one

Age: 22
Major: Liberal Arts to Transfer
Job: N/A
Salary: N/A
Number of girls you've had sex with: 50+
Girlfriend: 18-year-old high school student. Lets me fuck other women.

>>34131644
25
english ba lol
line cook
15/hr plus tips
11
yeah

>>34131644
>Age:
25
>Major:
electrical engineering
>Job:
no job, ever
>Salary:
no
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
3
>Girlfriend:
yes

>>34131945
>>34140640
>having a job
>r9k
Stop the anti-robot bait please.

Are you new bait aside? There's too many people that make money actually, in this thread.

22
Finance/MIS
Food Delivery
$5,000
3
no

>>34131644
>Age
18
>Major
C-college? No thanks
>Job
None, maybe military maybe security soon
>Number of girls you've had sex with
One
>Girlfriend
N-no

>>34141125
What do you do to sleep with 50 girls?

>>34131644
>Age:
>Major:
>Job:
>Salary:
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
>Girlfriend:

38
Computer Science and Math
Still going to school in a graduate track
==-$51K/year==
0
no

>>34141229
I listen to them, reply meaningfully and I've studied psychology independently so I know how to manipulate women into buying me things and sleeping with me. Worked as an escort for a couple of years to fuel my old heroin addiction.

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>>34131644
>19
>none
>none
>0
>0
>no

>>34141229

He's probably a tall, handsome white Chad anon. They always are.

>>34141272
>Worked as an escort for a couple of years

See: >>34141282

Confirmed. Just be good looking.

>>34131644
18
N/A
Cashier
Kill me
I mean it, kill me

>>34132884
every generation is filled with losers you tard thats nature

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26
Accounting; Junior
None
$0, living with parents
1: fucked a wasted chick once if that counts
Never

>>34131644
>Age:
29
>Major:
software engineering
>Job:
no
>Salary:
no
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
no
>Girlfriend:
no

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>>34141272
can you please give me some tips or strategies that you use?

>>34141282
6'1, John. Average size penis. Blue eyes, brown hair. Tattoos and piercings. Pretty average

>>34131644
>Age:
30
>Major:
IT Engineer
>Job:
LOL
>Salary:
LOL
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
2
>Girlfriend:
yes

>>34141340

Maybe 10% of the population is your height. You're white and tall with an average face. You could just go up to girls randomly say "Hey you're hot give me your number" and you'd still get laid.

>>34141333
Lower your standards, go for quiet beta women with low self-esteem. Treat them okay, but let them know they aren't special. Mentally break them to love you and think you're 6'5, have a 12-inch cock and let them know that you want other women. Get them blindfolded and tied up, tease them a lot and leave them in suspense.

18
Computer Engineering
none
none(live off wages of past job, scholarship, and parents)
0, if you answer anything other than this get off my board
none, if you answer anything other than this get off my board

Age: 19
Major: none
Job: machine operator
Salary: 10 an hour
Number of girls you've had sex with: 0
Girlfriend: no

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>>34141378
Face. I have high cheek bones and bad posture. Physical things only matter to shallow women. Get ones who aren't shallow. Go for high 6's who think they're low 5's. Make them think they're a high 5. Easy.

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>>34141442
Settle for this, it's still pretty good. Tight, recent virginity taken, beta pussy.

>>34131644
30
physiology major start dentist school in the fall.
0 qts fudged
0 gfs

>this many people making $15/h or below

Isn't that literally poverty level? What the fuck?

>>34141442
>no acne
>no acne scars
>hipster piercings/ripped ears
>chad proportions
face it, you won the genetic lottery. Girls are really that shallow, you know it, I know it, we all know it. Girls fuck you because the think you are hot, and the edgy piercings and shit makes them think about bad boys or whatever cliche that gets them horny. Girls did not notice my friend when he was a 200+ pounds of fat, but he gets pussy now that he is 160 with a strong face, despite his personality not changing. Girls didn't notice me when i was a complete acne ridden skelly, but when i started working out and my acne went away all of a sudden they start texting/snapchatting me, despite me not even talking to them. It is all about looks, they can't even help it, they want to have the healthiest genetics blasted into their box so their kids have a higher chance of reproducing aswell. You getting pussy has nothing to do with the fact that you read some Freud and think you know shit, it has to do with the fact that you are objectively a very attractive human. Don't give these guys false hope, don't make them change their personalities because they think that will give them a chance. Succubui are just a necessary evil to bring more men into the world. You will not feel some great companionship with them after you fuck the same pussy for a few years. They are just there to reproduce, only men and dogs will be your true companions.

>>34141665
We're fucking robots, what do you expect.

>>34141685
I've been getting laid even when I was overweight and addicted to drugs. IT also has to do with confidence. I have 0. I fake it every time and it always works out. Women want to fuck just as much as you do.

>>34141442
Something about you says aiden from being human to me. But an uglier and balding version. I guess your style makes up for it.

>>34141759

You were still a 6'1" white guy with a symmetric normal face. That's easy mode.

Women won't even reply to my messages in online dating. How am I supposed to work around that? When I try cold approach they clearly don't want anyhting to do with me and contribute nothing to the conversation.

Tall white guys get *approached by women* in bars. I see it happen all the time.

Different world.

>>34141836
Not receding hairline just defined widow's peak.

May I take a look at your portfolio OP?

>>34141894

You're 100% going bald. You can take hair loss meds if you like. Or keep going bald. Like I give a shit.

>>34141849
Women don't approach me, and if they do, I fuck them in nearest bathroom and make them give me money. Stop kidding yourself and thinking they don't want you. When you do that, you already admitted defeat. I never get girls online. I go up in person. Go to your local library, college campus or mall. Talk to them, pretend like you're doing something important.

>>34131945
>>34140640
>>34140640
>>34141665
Hello, I'm one of the poor guys, live with parents, because actually belong here, get out ree and all that improvisation, but in case you didn't realize it, there are poor people in the world, and failures would come from such homes and failures do come here don't they?

>neither of my parents own even a car
>we live in an apartment
>approx. 1500 a month to take care of three people

Just in case, there are actual retarded rich people here, that only thought they had it bad, and they're not baiting for some odd.

>>34141942
>Talk to them, pretend like you're doing something important

Can you give an example of how you would approach a random girl then and get her number? Do you have routines you commonly use?

>>34141894
That's a euphemism for going bald with style. Ever heard of male/female PATTERN baldness? The pattern differs from person to person. Widow's peak is just a common good looking pattern.

Then again, probably new type of bait, as I've seen more than one person saying this widow's peak bullshit.

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>>34141942
It's so easy to make a woman want to have sex with you. For those who don't know, if they make eye contact for more than three seconds, they already have your children named. Just dress well, not even anything fancy, just like you don't live in your mother's basement. Make eye contact, stand straight, fake confidence, keep their attention, learn a few jokes. Don't lie to them about stupid shit, like your job or bank account. Be honest, tell them you can't afford to take the out but you'd love to have them over for dinner. Buy some chicken with your food stamps and look up a recipe. Easy shit.

>>34141987
>making this many excuses for your mediocrity

you are poor because you are weak willed, end of story

>Age: 25
>Major: The fuck is a major? What is the context? I'm a Brit you fucking retard. And a high school dropout
>Job: kitchen porter
>Salary: about 12,000 quid lad
>Number of girls you've had sex with: 2
>Girlfriend: n-no

>>34131644
Age: 33
Major: Humanities
Job: Drafter
Salary: $40k, + $13k from a rental property
Number of girls you've had sex with: 2
Girlfriend: Alone since 2007

>>34142008
If you've made eye contact or have something in common, just say "hi, I'm anon." Ask what they're doing, tell them you're in the library looking for a book on eastern meditation, or on campus studying college student behavior for a project, or something like that and that if they aren't busy, you'd like to hang out and get to know them, get coffee or even just talk about books or music. I know it's not common sense for most but don't make it complicated. It's like looking at a snake, they're as scared of you as you are of them. Practice on uggos. Keep in mind that half the world's population is women and they're not running short of supply. You can practice everyday wherever there is women.

>>34131644
27
Urban Planning/architecture
insurance underwriter
65k
17 women (18 after tonight)
Girlfriend: 2nd date with a girl named Stephanie later tonight.

>>34142114
Hello bait. Good day?

Well anywho, the reason most don't have good lives is because of shitty genes and a shitty upbringing. So if ya paid attention to my previous post up there, you'd notice that I implied I've got both shit nature and nurture. So, will would only get me to about half way there, but I'm already fucked 75 percent of the way to poverty.

That's assuming will exists to begin with, but it's fucked either way, so moot point.

Now I'd go and show you the proof with statistics, but seeing as how I'm not effeicent, some other guy'll have to do it for ya.

And if you're actually curious about it, go do some research on broken homes and poverty, because laddie there's some connections to be making with poverty there, and poverty holds hands with being a criminal.

Talk to ya later bait ~<3

>>34142080
>For those who don't know, if they make eye contact for more than three seconds

I've never had this happen in my life.

Now what?

If girls are holding eye contact with you like that it's becuase you're tall and good looking. Don't tell me you think they do that to all men.

>>34142180
Insurance underwriter
Number of Jobs, (US) 2014: 103,400
Job Outlook, 2014-24: -11% (Decline)
Employment Change, 2014-24: -11,700

Be ready to change fields

>>34142289
Yeah thats for the low level personal lines world

I do commercial insurance its a little too complicated to be automated for several decades.

20
Social Work
None
0
0

;_;

>>34142080
>fake confidence

Can't do this, now what?

>>34142279
Stop acting like a fag. Stop jerking off to anime women and mlp. Stop jerking off for a week and go out. Exercise and shower, go out and on the prowl. Women will smell the pheromones on you that you cover up with your beta-posting. Simply just make simple changes in your life. If you're a bigger guy, wear darker colors and dress more professional. Refer to /fa/ and /fit/ for basic information on this. If all you do is lurk online and jerk off, you have no real urge for human contact anyway and women can sense that.

>>34131644
>job
>salary
>gf
>sex

I hope this is bait. If you're a wagecuck and not a virgin you don't belong here.

>>34142367
>you have no real urge for human contact anyway

But desperation turns women off.

>>34142360
Do esteem-able acts like being nice to people and helping others to increase self-esteem.

>>34142381
Do I really have to say this? Don't act desperate.

>>34131644
Age: 30
Major: Computer Science
Job: BI Dev
Salary: 80k
Number of girls you've had sex with: 1
Girlfriend: No

>>34131644

18
HS
no
no
0
0

>>34142391
I try to be helpful and people say I'm nice but I freeze up in social situations.

>>34142410
>>34142391
>>34142080
>>34141942
>>34141759
My kik is johnlobes if anyone has any questions regarding this matter. I' not going to take up this thread answering beta questions. I have to take a shower.

>>34131644
>Age:
20
>Major:
electronic engineering
>Job:
none
>Salary:
none
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
0
>Girlfriend:
no

>>34131644
23
Engineering/Business
Business Analyst
$75,000
2
No

>>34141759
>tfw you have to be a sociopath-tier liar to get laid

Faking confidence doesn't make sense to me. I can walk up to a girl like I'm full of my own shit, but it won't help me when she talks to me and I can''t come up with anything to say. My stomach turns in a knot when I'm alone with a girl.

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>>34131644
>Age:
20
>Major:
Computer Science
>Job:
Studying
>Salary:
0.00$
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
0
>Girlfriend:
No

Please end my suffering

>>34142367

Wut. Why are tall white guys so ridiculously delusional? There's no clothes or gym that will make me stop being short/indian/ugly.

I already have lots of good clothes and exercise.

>>34142707
Do you smell? I have an Indian roommate and he smells like a dumptruck. The poor guy showers every morning and yet within a few hours he stinks. He wears deodorant, he isn't sweating, he just has this natural odor that makes me want to vomit.

>>34142707
>>34142611
Back from shower. You need to change the way you think if you ever want to have a woman spread their legs for you.
People act as though tall white men are the top of the food chain when it comes to pussy. We fall behind tall, black, muscular men with horse cock. Still seem to get laid, though?

>31
>human biology
>ophthamologist
>224k before taxes
>15+
>2 at the moment

And I'm still not happy

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>>34131644
Age:
>25
Major:
>Poli sci lmao
Job:
>Bank
Salary:
>50k + benefits (company stock / retirement matching)
Number of girls you've had sex with:
>25ish
Girlfriend
>Not sure. Have an exclusive deal going with a girl right now

>>34131644
You all are the reason this board went to shit fuck you all

>>34143314
east indian men getting laid? news to me good for them

>>34144144
>tattoos

absolutely disgusting 0/10

>>34131644
>Age:
18
>Major:
I don't know yet
>Job:
Forklift Pilot at Menard's
>Salary:
Like $170-$200 a week depending on my hours
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
0
>Girlfriend:
No

>>34131644
LMAOING @ THE LYFE OF ALL THESE PATHETIC VIRGIN NERELORDS LMAO

IF WE WAS BACK IN SCHOOL ME AND MY BOYS WOULD THROW SOME MAD CHIRPS @ U

Age: 19
Major: Computer Science
Job: N/A
Salary: N/A
Number of girls you've had sex with: 0
Girlfriend: >3d in 2017

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>>34131644
27
Biology (Dropout)
NEET
last year I made 80k in oil before layoff
girls I had sex with: 3
no gf for a decade

>Age:
25
>Major:
Financial engineering
>Job:
Derivative structurer
>Salary:
c. 100k last year
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
1
>Girlfriend:
Yes

Alright so we're gonna need someone to come by and ban all these fucking normalfaggots.

Don't you sacks of shit realize you aren't welcome here? Nobody wants you to come parade around your conquests. Go to /b/ or /pol/ or something and stop shitting up this board.

>>34131673
>>34131747
>>34131768
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>>34142500
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>>34144144
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>>34144634

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>>34144827

Aww sweet, a reply

Age:25
Degree: Politics and IR
Salary:UK min wage
No of Girls had sex with: 2
GF: No. Just found out im 'INTJ' and I'm fucked as far as romance goes

>>34142811

No, I don't smell. I'm guessing he smells that way from eating too much onion/garlic in his diet.

>Age:
24

>Major:
Chemical Engineering

>Job:
no job

>Salary:
no job

>Number of girls you've had sex with:
~40

>Girlfriend:

tfwnogf

20
No
Yes
20k
0
No

End my suffering

>>34146291
>>Number of girls you've had sex with:
>~40

Tall, white, and handsome?

25
Computer Engineering
Systems/Test Engineer
$57k
~17 all but one have been prostitutes
Been single for 3 years

Age:22
Degree: cs
Salary:62k
No of Girls had sex with: 0
GF: Never. Why live

23
Biochem
PM manager at a supernarket
20k
3
Yes

>>34131644
>Age
23
>Major
Communications
>Job
Logistics
>Salary
15,000
>Number of girls you've had sex with
no
>Girlfriend
no

>>34131644
25
dropout
NEET
0
between 12 and 14 I'd estimate.
Yes.

>inb4 normie get out
I assure you I belong here... sadly.

>>34147112
Damn nigga go get a job at QC you fucking nerd

>>34147383

How did you bang so many girls?

Tall? White? Good looking?

>>34131644
22
dropout
hobo
several hundred dollars a year
1
no

21
Cyber security
N/A
N/A
lol
LOL

29
dropout
character artist
~130k
2
y

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>>34131644
>Age: 22
>Major: didnt go to college
>Job: no
>Salary: no
>Number of girls you've had sex with: no
>Girlfriend: no

47
Literature (MA)
Not conventionally employed
Net.. Something in the region of 60 off k GBP PA.
50ish?
Yes

>>34131644
>Age:
35
>Major:
History
>Job:
History teacher
>Salary:
R$:1200,00 school 1 ( US$:372,00)
R$:1400,00 school 2 ( US$: 435,00)
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
3
>Girlfriend:
no

>>34131644
Ah yes, I love these threads where no one actually reads each others responses but is kept alive because everyone wants to give an answer.

21
None
None
None
None
None

>>34148041

They seem to work better in /b/ for some reason.

>>34147715
>50ish?

How?

>>34148041
>no one actually reads each others responses

I'm reading them. I find it interesting.

>>34148086

It usually involves placing your penis in their vagina or some other bodily orifice, there are variations however.

>>34142427
hello friendo
>Age: 29
>Major: computers
>Job: BI Dev
>Salary: 80k
>Number of girls you've had sex with: 2
>Girlfriend: fuck no

>>34131644
>Age: 21
>Major: Animation
>Job: Student
>Salary: Student Bux around $500 fortnightly
>Number of girls you've had sex with: 0
>Girlfriend: Nope, almost though.

>>34131644
30
M.S. Structural Engineering
Structural Engineer
$65k USD
0 - handholdless
Never

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>>34131644
22
Media Technology
0
0
0

>>34131644
>Age
33
>Major
master in management
>Job
no
>Salary
no
>Number of girls you've had sex with
32
>Girlfriend
no

>>34148135

How did you get permission to do that with so many girls?

>>34133357
Did you take any coarses before studying cs at uni and how did you get a 100k job at 23? Any advise?

>>34148643
Graduated with good gpa from top ten cs school.

>>34148634

I wouldn't say it's permission as much as a failure to object.

>>34148737
>I wouldn't say it's permission as much as a failure to object.

Okay. The question still stands. I don't know if you noticed, but most of us are sitting at 0-2. Were they hookers?

>21
>nothing
>nothing
>nothing
>none
>never

>>34131644
20
Student
Nat. Guardsman
No idea, signed a couple months ago and don't really need the money atm
15-18 (depending on if bjs count)
Yes for 6 months, probably dumping her tonight though.

Also a pol/ack who found a girl that's okay with me pointing at my fascist books in admiration.

>>34148779

Only ever had one prostitue and it was as much a method of getting a drink in a hotel that was in the middle of nowhere and didn't have a bar as it was for having sex. Surprisingly attractive girl too, if a bit chubby.

>>34131644
Age: 31
Major: cs
Job: software engineer
Salary: 250k
Number of girls you've had sex with: 2
Girlfriend: married

I jerk off almost every day at work.

>>34148874

So how did you get so many girls to have sex with you? Are you a tall handsome Chad?

>>34131644
>Age
33

>Major
College dropout for 15 years

>Job
Artist
Been a nat. guardsman for >13 years

>Salary
Maybe $5,000 if I'm lucky

>Number of girls you've had sex with
0

>Girlfriend
0

>>34131644
20
Communication
No
0
0
0

>>34148937
I'm -> >>34148584 and only 3 of them were hookers (enjoyed it a lot). If I had a job/money I would buy more hookers. The funny thing is that I don't have any problem getting attractive girls. I'm kind of a chad but who enjoys neet life. Kinda jelly when I see people earning more than 50k.

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>>34131644
>age
20
>Major
Sociology
>job
wash trucks
>salary
about 20k/yr
>number of girls you've had sex with:
1
>Girlfriend
not really

>>34148937
I'm 5'11" and have always been a bit in the chunky side. Wouldn't be considered handsome but I keep myself tidy, at least when I'm in public.

Umm... I've never really tried to "get" with women, it's just something that happens in the course of... Life?

Being at university as a mature student was conducive to lots of attention.

>>34149040

So how do you get attractive girls? Where do you meet them?

I make over 50k. I'm jealous of anyone who's tall and good looking.

>>34149073
>Umm... I've never really tried to "get" with women, it's just something that happens in the course of... Life?

That makes no sense to me. 90% of life since I left university is just go to work, go to the grocery store, come home, repeat.

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>>34149073
>it's just something that happens in the course of... Life?

>>34147383
>I assure you I belong here... sadly.

uh actually by definition no you fucking don't

fucking leave

Age: 25
Major: Civil Engineering
Job: Civil Engineer
Salary: $60,000
Number of girls you've had sex with: 1
Girlfriend: Nope

>>34149103
At parties, bars, in the street, on tinder..

>thought I was a loser
>see this thread
>all these 25+ unemployed/minimum wage virgins

unless you're all trolling, this thread is outright fucking pathetic

maybe I need to leave this board. christ

>>34149063
to reiterate
>number of girls you've had sex with:
4 years ago

>>34131644
25
CompSci
Uni
0
0
no

26
Studied math with some courses in computing.
Work in programming databases and scripting.
Making about 58k.
Slept with at least 10 girls but 0 in the last year.

>>34149178

Oh so you're a good looking Chad then. Never mind.

>29
>multimedia
>unemployed right now, was looking at document scans and prepping them
>$15.50- moving up is possible
>i know 1 but 2 is questionable
>0

>>34149134

Well 'Bot, no girl ever knocked on my door and asked me if she could come in for sex.

>>34149241

Can you give an example of how a guy who works for a living would meet a girl for sex "just in the course of day to day life"?

>>34149200
Kind of.. but I don't feel like one. Sure I laid a lot cute grills during college but having no job at 33 I feel a bit like a failure. It's not that I can't find one if I want to, with a master's degree, but I'm a neet at heart. Wagecucking kinda scares me.

26
Project Manager
High School degree
31k
7
Yes

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25 | BA Pol Sci | Paralegal | $42,000 | Single Black Male
Sex Partners: 3 as a child, does that count? 1 regularly during college.

Also love how I worked hard and had people care about me, so I make more than the average bot and American, yet in terms of savings I have fuck all because I grew up in a single parent home and spent the past years giving thousands to my mom, brother, and ex. Thank heavens this is the year of financially supporting me and me only.

20
None right now
US Navy sailor
25k
About 5, all since joining the Navy
No

>>34149273

Any girls in the office?

>>34149305

Can't bang girls at work or will lose my job. Also only 1 viable one. Not worth the risk given my success rate with women in general is around 1%, and in the 99% chance she's not interested I could get in a lot of trouble.

>>34149298
what's exactly in paralegal ? what can you do in the usa with a pol sci or soc sci BA ?

>Age:
36
>Major:
economics undergrad, MBA
>Job:
investment manager
>Salary:
$200k before bonus
>Number of girls you've had sex with:
0
>Girlfriend:
none

32 - M - virgin - los angeles

kik: zsasza


Age 32:
Major: dunno
Job: yes
Salary: pretty decent
Number of girls you've had sex with: 0
Girlfriend: no obv

>>34149338

Why, where do you work?
Whose business is it if you're fucking another consenting adult?