Dude why haven't you joined the military? It's pretty

Its wagecuck tier

>>34145562
>fight for Israel
>surrounded by braindead chads
>you better hope to be accustomed to typical social situations like football, basketball, girls, etc or fucked
>barely any pay
>constant intense exercise at 4 am
>take orders from utter idiots
>fag acceptance
I guess if it was between this and homeless I'd go wit h it

>>34145642
well everyone has to fight in Israel lol so it's going to be a lot of chads and sluts that in any other country would never join the military.

>>34145679
>fight for Israel
I meant in my country I would be fighting for Jewish interests, against Iran, Syria, Russia, etc. I don't want to do that.

Join if you know what's good for you

>>34145562
NEET
>zero authority above me
>can lay all fucking day on the floor and stare at the wall if i feel like it
>have zero responsibilities, zero discipline and zero motivation

>lel just apply in one of the strictest professions that are out there man, definitely the same thang

Ok OP...

Because it's very, very silly.

>>34145562
I'm currently in the application process.

Canadian Forces though :(

I'll have to spend my entire career in a fucking meme army for a meme country.

>>34145562
>It's pretty much like video games or any war film you've seen.

Nigger modern combat is aids.

Sit in your trenches or behind your sandbags getting shot at by niggers or russians from 500 meters away or artillery 20km away. It's basically WW1 except no more charging across wastelands and the artillery is now incredibly precise.