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any femanons here chestlets? do you want bigger boobs?

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any femanons here chestlets? do you want bigger boobs?
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sorta kinda.
I really wish I could simply alter my body's shape at will. That would be really cool.
But sticking strictly to breasts, I dunno. My current size suits me well and girls with lots of extra meat there have all sorts of problems. Back pain, men treating them badly, too much attention, all that jazz.

Though some times I wish I was really stupidly busty just so I could walk around like top shit.
>tfw you will never be a busty thick bombshell of a girl who turns every head in the area she's in
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>>34146817
Is this the female equivalent of "men wanting to be Chad Hemsworth/Chad Gosling/Chad Gronkowski"?
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>>34146741
nope. smol breasts are cute as hell in my opinion
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>>34146741
Daily reminder tiny tits are delicious. I'd love to worship and suck some A cups.
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>have big boobs
>guys shower you with gifts and attention for dem titties

>have no boobs
>guys shower you with gifts and attention for dfc

EASYMODE
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Mine are average 32C

Apparently the only worthwhile thing about me is my ass, or at least that's what my ex told me when I broke up with them.
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>tfw got bullied constantly for being flat chested
i don't believe any of u who like a cups
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>>34146876
Yeah I guess.
I remember this girl in high school. She was my height, my hair color, my eye color, and her face shape wasn't too different than mine.
But she had wide hips, big butt, large breasts, and fat thighs.
Guys literally drooled when they starred at her, and they starred a lot.
I use to envy her so fucking much.
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>>34146997
There's more guys who are "still into" bodytypes like yours

than there are girls interested in Not-Chads

just saying
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>>34146995
bullied by boys?
if so, that was probably just teasing unless they were really harsh about it. and even then, I'd have a hard time believing that unless your are irl meg from family guy. guys typically don't bully females unless they like them or the girl is shrek tier ugly
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>>34146995
tits of any size are great!
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To any chestlets who post:

If you are really upset with your chest size, consider inducing lactation. It'll generally increase the size of your breasts by a minimum of one cup size. You'll usually see more. Also, lactation burns quite a lot of calories, so it exercise for doing nothing.

The "downside", of course, is the milk you produce. However, hospitals will buy it from you for mothers that can't produce enough on their own.

You get bigger tits, and get paid for it. Win/win situation.
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>>34146995
Try me I will cum on any picture you send of your nonexistant A cup tits.
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>>34147015
no it was girls
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>>34147031
except for the fact that your tits are fucking milking man what the hell
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>>34147013
Eh, chad comes in many flavors. Not all of them are really tall, muscular, bad boys. Some are caring, cool arty boys with soft supple lips. Other are rough and dirty looking, almost sickly skinny with bags around their eyes.
Though I do agree boys seem to be way more forgiving towards our looks than the other way around. Maybe that's just desperation or something.
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>>34147015
you seem very clueless about the bullying that goes on in junior high school mainly.
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>>34146995
>tfw no a cups gf to reassure
i have no face
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>>34147069
>However, hospitals will buy it from you for mothers that can't produce enough on their own.

you're literally getting paid to make your booblies bigger. fuck off

>>34147075
>Though I do agree boys seem to be way more forgiving towards our looks than the other way around.
That's exactly what I was talking about.

>Maybe that's just desperation or something.
who fucking cares why it happens, it happens
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>>34147069
I'd suck them dry every day anony
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>>34147054
Oh well that shit happens no matter what.
>fat freshman year
>girls make fun of my muffin top and legs
>lose weight by junior year
>now they make fun of my shitty fashion style (fuck you flannel never looks bad)
HS is the designated bully time for all females. stacies are bitches
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>>34146817
>I really wish I could simply alter my body's shape at will. That would be really cool.

I'm a guy but I have exactly the same wish. Make myself buff for the beach but then slim down to look good in a suit, be as tall as I want, hell maybe even give myself a monster dong once in a while for fun.

fwiw I prefer girls small to medium. Big tits look great in a bra but almost always shitty out of one unless they're fake, and they really restrict what a girl can wear unless she wants to look like a slut. A girl with Bs can look classy in something that would make a girl with Ds look like a whore, and I definitely prefer classy.
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chestlets should all be put into concentration camps, hysterectomy'd, and made into personal slaves for tittymonsters (actual tit monsters, not the obese hamplanets that think their nasty fat tits count)

>>34147020
if women arent at least a 32GG, they should consider suicide. also dont have a band size over 34, fatties.
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>>34147069
it doesn't just spurt out all of the time
typically when you induce, you don't produce as much as pregnant women
imagine getting paid every time you have a period
It's like that, but cleaner and makes you look busty
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>no femanons posting titties
Shame on you all.
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>tfw no chestlet gf who's insecure about her small boobs but slowly becomes comfortable because of how much you love her

why can't i have this, pls respond femanons
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>>34147117
>tfw want a gf with a muffin top and thick legs/thighs
>realize this comes off as "desperate", but I've dated girls like this in the past so I know it's just what I'm into
>can't find/date one of these girls nowadays in [CURRENT YEAR] without looking like Chad Tebow, otherwise I'll come off as "desperate"
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>>34147095
>who fucking cares why it happens
Kinda important why it happens. If it's just desperation, then it's not that boys actually like lots of different female body types but that they just aren't willing to be picky when it's slim pickings out there.
One is honorable, the other is kinda scummy to be perfectly clear.
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isnt there a reddit about this? posted in an earlier chestlet thread
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>>34147126
Exactly. Nursing pads are a thing. You put them over your nips to help prevent leaks. If you stay on top of pumping, you shouldn't have too many issues.
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>>34147178
Except women usually just project their insecurities onto whomever tries to date them by saying "oh h-he just likes [body qualities] because he's desperate". Half of the time they do/use that so they can proceed to pine/hold out for Chad.

>source: I work in a bar (back of the house but still)
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>>34147147
It's cuz they hear domicile about how people want big tittie girls they have no hope. Just like how some robots think having a 5inch dick is death.
>>34147181
>going to Reddit for anything
>liking Reddit at all
Someone does not know rule 10.
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>>34147147
do you really want a gf with no boobs, or are you just thirsty?
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>>34147147
I think you have been reading too much hentai
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>>34147232
I really hope he does and you two get together and make happy times.
>>34147241
Don't be a crab anon.
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>>34146913
>Want's his women with discernible breasts at all
Flat is justice, you udderly disgusting cowshagger.
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>have a thing for chestlets and short hair
>don't dare to express it or pursue it because females would think I'm gay or something
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>b cups
Not really, in my opinion small tits are cuter. Also I'm fairly skinny so I'd look funny with big boobs.
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>>34147120
shapeshifting/biological manipulation are god tier super powers for sure.
>>34147172
I dunno what you mean by desperate. It's not like every girl who isn't a stacy thinks every guy who shows interest in them is just a desperate weirdo.
Only time I've ever thought a guy was desperate was when I saw a guy at a party literally go up to every girl and ask them out. That's desperate.
>>34147224
Yeah I've done that sorta thing before. Talk yourself out of a boy who's in front of you because you think Mr. Right over there might come talk to you.
I've learned that Mr. Right is already with stacy and the guy in front of me is probably as fun as Mr. Right anyway
Took too long to figure that out dough
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>>34147241
i don't read hentai
>>34147232
yes boob size isn't important as long as we enjoy each others company and can bring a tiny bit more happiness to each others empty lives
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>>34147311
>I dunno what you mean by desperate
>>34147311
>Yeah I've done that sorta thing before.

last two posts you replied to are the same guy, just letting you know.

What I mean is that if the man is not pic related, a woman will tell herself that the man is "desperate" for finding her thick thighs/muffintop/belly/acne scars/split ends/frizzy hair attractive
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>>34147285
At that point you might as well go for traps. Except that 3D traps are just awful I guess
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>tfw asymetrical tits

Big or small, I dont care, just wish they were both the same size!
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>>34146741
Well if 4chan is of any indication underdeveloped mammaries are the hottest thing since sunburns and anyone with C-cup or above is a disgusting freak, so I wouldn't be concerned.
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>>34147181
https://www.reddit.com/r/bigboobproblems/

my fap material
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>>34147344
>a woman will tell herself that the man is "desperate" for finding her thick thighs/muffintop/belly/acne scars/split ends/frizzy hair attractive
To an extent. It's just typical self esteem issues. Boys get it too
>why is she talking to me? is she playing a prank on me? does she just want something from me? there's no way she really likes me this is bullshit

Everyone is suspicious when someone is interested in them. Paranoia is not a good thing to introduce to girls who already have mental problems like low self esteem or anxiety issues.
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Yeah, I have AA cup. Not just 'small breasted'. I'm basically flat. I'm also extremely underweight (90 pounds at 5'4) so I look like a skellington boy. Kill me.
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>>34147376
Girlfriend has the same deal. Can't tell unless she's topless, though. I guess the bra hides it. She has inverted nipples too.

Man, boobs are fun!
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>>34147376
All women have this, you stupid virgin (some women have it more noticeable than others). Just like all of us guys have one testicle that hangs lower than the other.

>>34147388
>mfw know what you're talking about but that's never happened to me because no woman has ever gone out of her way to talk to me

just drop it.

It's easier for a woman with "body image"/paranoia/esteem issues to get a companion since they just sit there and swipe through guys, like a job interviewer.
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>>34146995
Bullying A cups is apart of the sexual appeal.
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>>34147376
b-but what size are they, anon?
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>>34147300
perky tits, anon
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>>34147376
post a pic femanon, asymetrical tits are amazing
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>>34147421
>It's easier for a woman with "body image"/paranoia/esteem issues to get a companion since they just sit there and swipe through guys, like a job interviewer.
if you're just looking for a girl to validate your "girls have it easier in gittin sum fuk/a SO" then grats
you did it

do you feel better now?
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>>34146995
I'll admit, a-cups are worse than b-cups or c-cups, but better than d-cups or larger.
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A round ass is more important than tits.
But I like F cups on a fat chick more than A cups on a thin one
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>>34147455
Nice non-sequitur, obviously you're getting passive-aggressive because you know I'm right?

I like how you projected your experience(s)/neuroses onto me though with the whole "im sure a girl has come up to you and showed interest in you before" thing
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>>34146995
A cups are god-tier if you also have sensitive nipples.
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>>34147460
titcows > chestlets always my man
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>>34146741
this naughty whore needs a slapping
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>>34146741
Why would they do it, chestlets are way cuter than milking cows. How can non chestlet even compete?
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I have the boobs but no ass.
Having no ass is worse. Traps have wider hips than I do. I would gladly trade ass for my boobs. Any takers?
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>>34147491
I'm getting passive aggressive because this shit happens just about every thread
>girl posts
>bitter af guy comes in with the agenda to get the girl to argue with him about how whether or not girls have it easier in the dating world than boys do
I get it, you think girls have it easier, and they most likely do in most instances.

Happy? You got what you want. You can stop posting now. I know I will.
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>>34147538
How big are your boobs? pls share
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>tfw practically flat
>tfw I'll never get to lean over in a low-cut dress to tease a boy with my cleavage
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>>34147491
Good to see this faggot is shitting up multiple threads by combating fallacies with fallacies.

Keep the shit posting up my man.
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>>34147538
how big are your boobies femanon?
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>>34147538
Yes pls take all the fat and bones or whatever from my hips and thighs. I am sick of looking like shit
>tfw a pear shaped, bottom heavy male
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>>34147547
Depending on the bra C-D
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>>34147512
Pleb tier taste. Only patrician can appreciate the beauty of chestlets
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>>34147564
Optimal size desu, I love em big
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>>34147564
queen of chestlets pls go
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>>34147460
gee t-thanks anon make me feel better
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>>34147538
Honestly, ass means nothing. I'd rather have a girl with boobs and no ass over the opposite.

I've just never seen the appeal in butts.
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>>34147559
Gladly Anon, thank you! Guys don't need much ass. Finally I have ass

Pear shaped sucks tho, I'm sorry
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>>34147571
>big
>C-D
pick one, m9
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>>34147232
Different guy, but I do.

I don't know if my wiring is crossed up or what, but I find "cute thing I need to protect" much more attractive than "sexy thing I need to make children with." Small tits are definitely in the first category.

Maybe my paternal and mating instincts are short circuiting in a way that's not normal, but it's just how I feel. I'm sexually attracted to girls who inspire protective instincts and not so much to girls who appeal to babymaking ones. (And before anybody asks, no, that does not include children, animals, etc.)

Also, this is going to be the sappiest thing ever typed on /r9k/, but I really like the fact that I can hold a flat girl closer when we cuddle.
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>>34146741
>tfw you can only get off to massive tits or massive hips.
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postin some imagery
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>>34147592
d-don't put me on the spot man
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>>34147570
no you just have low test
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>>34147594
>>34147596
I think that's normal dude. My fap requirements and my gf requirements are very different. For a girl to be cute gf material for me she only needs a cute face and not to be 6ft+.
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>>34147592
Any bigger than that is either
A) Obese
Or
B) Fake tits

As far as natural and slim goes, D is as big as it naturally gets
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>>34147581
You're one of the few anon.. most men think ass is essential
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Women get away with murder when it comes to looks. Busted faces, lack of tits or ass, no thigh gap, bad teeth, bad skin, the list goes on.

If a guy isn't 6 foot, ripped and extremely facially good looking he is literally out of the gene pool unless he makes millions of dollars. Fucking disgusts me how shallow women are.
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Attention all boys, answer this question:

Does having big boobs count if you are overweight?
And
At what weight does it out weigh the pros of big boobs/butt/thighs with the cons of being fat?
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>>34147643
What made you a expert on titties anon?
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>>34147596
>tfw no lactating gf to provide milk for my coffee
Feels bad, man. I want a part of her to become a part of me and give me nourishment.
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>>34147542
>more non-sequiturs
So you admit I'm right? Nice.

I mean I don't exactly have to be "bitter" to point out facts. You're just projecting your neuroses onto me again because you know you're squandering your e-z modo experience.

>>34147555
>whiteknight cuck trips
nice
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>>34147665
That's right, no man under 6' ever reproduced and you need to be wealthy to spread your genes
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>>34147665
i think your exaggerating a bit (a lot), most people end up in relationships and passing on their genes
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>>34147675
Basic biology
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>>34147665
watch out, some flat-chested bitter femanon who spent 5/6 of her life holding out for Chad is going to call you "bitter" for pointing out objective facts!

>>34147542
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>>34147662
Yeah but I just don't get it

Can any guys explain? Why is ass such a big deal? Help me understand!
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>>34147669
I love fat women but that's mainly my inner jungle bunny talking. But fat women are nice to hug. My mum was fat and used to huh me a lot when I was little.
>>34147688
I think it's call pink knighting when it's a guy sucking a other guy off.
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>>34147665
holy fuck how delusional are you
I'm dating a 5'6" skelly and I'm absolutely in love with him
stop being a bitter cunt and somebody will like you someday
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>>34147709
>that covers all kind of body types aswell dealing with titties
Nah anon need more than just highschool level of that.
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>tfw you catch your boyfriend looking down a chesty girl's top again
>tfw he'll never look at you the way he looks at her breasts
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I really don't care how big a girl's breasts are, as long as she is a genuinely good person who loves me.
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>>34147746
>not punishing him by smothering him with your ass later
this is why you can't hold down a bf
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>>34147632
First guy you quoted here.

What I stated pretty much WERE my GF "requirements." I'll fap to whatever. I tried the whole "lower your standards, brah" thing and dated a girl who wasn't my type for a bit and it was fucking miserable. I'd rather be alone than with somebody who doesn't get me going.

>>34147662
I'm OK with ass or no ass, as long as the shape is decent.

Nice thighs are essential though.
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>>34147665
>being this delusional
One day anon you will stop being so silly and thinking movies and tv are real life. I really hope it's soon.
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>>34147744
You're retarded.
Only women who have naturally an E cup or bigger are obese
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>>34147729
>>34147691

Yeah but have you seen the women manlets can get? No offense.
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>>34147754
t. low test beta dicklet
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>>34147758
I don't have a big enough butt for that, either. I'm small and bony. I haven't lost him yet, at least. I probably will as soon as one of the titcows he's always ogling shows interest, though.
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>>34147717
>I think it's call pink knighting when it's a guy sucking a other guy off.
He was being facetious and standing up for you while backhandedly insulting me, though

>>34147729
$5 says he's your "practice boyfriend". That or you spent the first 21 years of your life holding out for/only noticing Chad like this cuntorama
>>34147311
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>>34147669
I love big boobs, I take them on a fat girl too, but I don't gf a fat girl, or any girl without a pretty face.

PS If your fat, make sure to be clean down there.
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>>34147669
If you are obese, I would have to decline. That is all.
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>>34147795
unless you're like the size of tinker bell, you can easily smother him your ass
all you have to do is put your b-hole on his nose and then push down. hold his arms down with your feet, and brace your arms on his tummy.
he ain't gunna be able to go anywhere.
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>>34147792
A lean 5'10'' guy with lots of charisma can get any type of woman
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>>34147669
its all about proportions desu, post a pic and we can tell
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>>34147669
this is probably how big they'd have to be in comparison for them to still be considered "big".
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>>34147844
I think I'm small enough he could get me off of him. Though the bigger problem would be getting him to lay down so I can sit on him in the first place.
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>>34147797
>$5 says he's your "practice boyfriend". That or you spent the first 21 years of your life holding out for/only noticing Chad like this cuntorama
Actually we've been in a relationship for 2 years already, and I hope we'll get married someday. And yes, I've spent 18 years looking for someone I like, who's nice to me, who's a good and positive person and who I have common interests with. Is that really a bad thing?
>inb4 you're probably fat or ugly
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>>34147791
>Only women who have naturally an E cup or bigger are obese
so you met every women with E cup titties and confirmed they are obese? How did you get the time and money to do that? Also how did you get all of their info?
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>>34147857

So a 5'10 guy, which is a perfectly average height, has to have a fuck load of extra things going for him (even if he has a beautiful face) just to sniff a woman over 4/10? Awesome.
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>>34147798
so how fat would you go? lets just say none of the fat will be on her face so it will always be cute. how fat is too fat for you?
>>34147831
there's no chance for you to be with an obese girl? cute face, big assets, and clean down there doesn't matter? obese = no deal no matter what?
>>34147861
I've heard proportions matters a lot but what does that really mean?
>>34147867
she's not really that big, I don't think her tummy even hangs down much if at all.
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>>34147877
So you admit you spent 18 years looking for Chad before you settled for your Practice Boyfriend?

I win

I am never wrong
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>>34147797
>He was being facetious and standing up for you while backhandedly insulting me, though
Chill mate. I'm not that anon you are upset with.
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>>34147870
tie him up then?
tell him you wanna do some kinky stuff, tie him down, and then smother him while berating him about looking at other girls.
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>>34147895
She'd be a good belly gf.
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>>34147895
So you're a big girl looking for someone to lewd with you are not?
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>>34147897
How so? He's exactly what I was looking for. Am I supposed to fuck people I don't like or something? Enlighten me, bitter anon.
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>>34147902
>Chill mate. I'm not that anon you are upset with.
Don't get so full of yourself chief, I'm not even upset

just pointing out facts
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>>34147895
it means the way things relate to each other, post a pic of your boobs pls femanon
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>>34147915
I guess that could work. I don't know if he's into femdom, but it's a solid idea. I'm just worried he'll think I'm too clingy for being upset by it.
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>>34147870
What kind of man wouldn't want his girl to dominate him now and again?

Some of the best sex I've ever had come after my gf marches in with no pants on when I'm laying in bed, and she forcer her way on top of me, shoves her vag in my face, grabs my head and forces me to eat her out. Shit's hot, man. She's usually so timid and submissive in bed.
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tfw no chestlet+big butt gf
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>>34147895
Bbw kind of guy here, as long as a girl has a cute face I don't care how fat a girl is.
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>>34147938
>How so? He's exactly what I was looking for.
He's not Chad.

>Am I supposed to fuck people I don't like or something?
Where did I say that, you low-IQ subhuman cunt? All's I said is you "settled" for what you have now since you spent the first 10 years of your life holding out for Chad
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>>34147895
It really depends.. If the girl can clean herself up and lose weight, I suppose it would be alright.
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I love small tits
Chestlets post pics/gifs plz
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>>34147941
You need to chill mate. I think you should take a break from this thread if your being this passive aggressive.
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>>34147961
I never said nor implied I was looking for Chad, you wankstain. What you consider Chad is a boring man whose only purpose in life is to get laid and look attractive, and none of these things matter to me.
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>>34147947
all men are into some levels of femdom. they like it when their girls take charge some times.
as for what he thinks, he will probably think your a crazy sexy girl who'll make him eat your ass if he so much as look at other girls.
and that's fucking hot
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>>34147948
I'm sure some guys think it's weird. I'd like to hold him down and make him finish inside me someday, but I think he'd freak out if I did. He doesn't want kids yet. At least not with me.
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>>34146741
I wish I could afford their stuff so bad ;-;

I would like to have a smaller chest, or a larger one. having C cups is just so boring. Theyre too big to be cute and tiny but not large enough for obnoxious sex appeal.
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>>34147993
But you MUST be only looking for chads /r9k/ told me all women only wants chads!
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>>34147999
>. I'd like to hold him down and make him finish inside me someday,
I'd go ahead and do that the same day you smother him.
make him realize how good he has it with you and how bad it will be when he crosses you
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>>34148012
They're pretty decent, anon

Be proud of your assets, no matter how big or little
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>>34147994
I'm more worried about what he'll think about it upsetting me in the first place, rather than what he'll think if I sit on his face for it. I am clingy, but I don't want him to feel trapped by me, I guess.
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>>34147999
>I'd like to hold him down and make him finish inside me

FUUUUUCK
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>>34148012
how big are your areolas anon?
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>>34148029
I love the look of well made sets like they make, but I really can't be spending hundreds of dollars on lingerie now (or ever).

Thank you anon, i'll try my best.
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>>34147921
>>34147932
>>34147946
>>34147957
>>34147965
so the gist I get is
>don't have a fat face
>stay clean down there
is that really it?

I'm 5'6 and 240ish lbs. I'm really worried no one will love me
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>>34147895
Here's a fridge saved by a good face.
The non-photoshopped version probably doesn't have that smooth of a belly, but it'd still be fuckable.
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>>34147999
Well, one night, just let him know you want to take charge in bed and go from there. You don't have to start with femdom, just throw out the idea.

My gf has told me she want me to "rape" her in her sleep one night. As in, if she's fast asleep, just start fingering and eventually fucking her. Haven't done it yet, but she threw out the idea. Try that. Say you want to take charge in bed one night.
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>>34148028
Or he'll panic because he probably just got me pregnant.
>>34148054
I've never done it without protection and I hear it feels really nice when a guy cums raw in you. That's all. And I want babies
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>>34148055
rather proportionate i think, not overly large or anything
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>>34148063
Yes, that's exactly it.
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>>34148033
>but I don't want him to feel trapped by me, I guess.
lmao
he will feel very trapped once you block his nose with your asshole, his mouth with your vag, and make him nearly suffocate under your genitals.
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>>34148021
That duck is kinda terrifying, anon. Its eyes are so empty.
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>>34148063
>stay clean down there
That's all really. Most guys into big girls love their body types and would not mind ya face.
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>>34148063
Yeah, I suppose. Losing the weight helps a lot though!
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Being flat chested allows me to live without buying bras, I just use some tops underneath, none of the expensive shit to actually hold your boobs properly (cuz no reason to).
It's so nice!
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>>34148063
Cute face and cleanliness are the important factors.
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>>34148104
It helps people but it's soul is empty with no happiness or joy but it still helps people out of the goodness of it's heart. Kind of like me.
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>>34148126
Bandaids on nipple when, anon?
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>>34148093
Figuratively trapped, then. Trapped in a relationship. Whatever.
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>>34148073
post a pic of your "boring" boobs, i dont believe boobs can be boring desu
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>>34148072
>he'll panic because he probably just got me pregnant
Are you on the pill? I was worried about knocking her up when we started going out. Now I go bareback in my gf all the time. She's all about that. Especially if I haven't jacked off in a while and fire off a huge load.
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>>34148072
>Or he'll panic because he probably just got me pregnant.
get on birth control?
or just roll with it. I hear the thrill of having the chance of getting knocked up or not really kicks sex up to the next level for girls.
my wife use to go crazy for it when we were trying to have kids.
>tfw every time I came in her she'd fondle my balls, wrap her legs around me, and squeeze her body as close as she could to mine
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>>34148072
>And I want babies
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Hate my big boobs. would trade them for a big ass any day. I literally have 0 ass
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>>34148150
No. We use condoms.
>>34148156
I don't want to get on birth control. I'm 27, I want to have children.
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>>34148166
I hate my big dick I would trade it for money any day.
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>>34148134
I meant both.
He will probably freak out at fist, that initial shock and awe of being cut off from air and light.
Hopefully he isn't a little faggot and learns to enjoy it and enjoy the relationship he has built with you.
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>>34148131
Are you saying that true altruism exists, anon? I still have to witness such a phenomenon.
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>>34148181
Steal his seed. It's the only way or drug and rape him.
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>>34148166
...How big are they, anun?
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>>34148166
Are you like this then?
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>>34148181
You know you can STOP using birth control, right? Like, at any time? Hop on the pill. Condom-free sex is so fucking good.
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>>34148181
>I'm 27
shieeet. tick tock fembot, you only got a few more years before any kids you have come out all autistic or retarded.

I'd get your bf to knock you up ASAP.
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>>34148063
5'6 and 240 is way obese. You're going to have have to find a fat fetishist or something.
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>>34147983
>I think you should take a break from this thread if your being this passive aggressive.
You're projecting again, fampai. Its k
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>>34148224
mein gott

some genetic shit going on there
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>>34148192
I would legit trade an inch of my dick for an inch of height. Maybe even two inches.
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>>34148213
Well I want to help people all the time but I'm not super sad all the time. I just get like that one time a year. Most of the time I'm meh or happy.
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>>34148252
I'm fine with my height and dick. Also unless ya under 5 feet don't worry about it mate.
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>>34148238
I know.
>>34148229
I don't want to wait, though. I need to make him knock me up when he gets home tonight.
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>>34147359
nah most traps' faces and voices are awful
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>>34148221
38D

>>34148224
yes. orrrreg
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>>34148244
I don't you used projecting right anon. It's ok I still love you. No homo.
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>>34148278
honestly, if I were you I'd go full ultimatum mode on him.
get him to let you tie him down, smother him, and then ride him to complete. raw dog and all.
tell him you want kids and he can either be the dad or some loser out of your life
that is if you aren't heavily invested in this man
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>>34148301
jesus, be my gf pls
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>>34148303
You keep on projecting that passive-aggressive attitude onto me then denying it or accusing me of doing what you're doing. Were you always this mentally ill?
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>>34148278
Ok you are clearly horny as fuck. Cheers to that.

Get on the pill asap. You can get him to fuck you bareback anytime and maybe you can fantasise that you AREN'T on the pill and he's knocking you up. I dunno. I'm trying to help here lol
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>>34148319
I'm let you get the last reply anon so you can be happy.
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>>34148313
I kind of am, but I think my standards for heavy investment are lower than other people's. I develop crushes and stuff really easily. I just want him to stop staring at other girls and give me a child.
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Also this talk about big tits problems is getting me going. Gonna take a fap break lads.
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>>34148181
>I don't want to get on birth control. I'm 27, I want to have children.
>>34148278
>I don't want to wait, though. I need to make him knock me up when he gets home tonight.

>mfw
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>>34148301
38d is no where near hitomi size. also lose a lot of weight and do squats
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>>34148340
I guess horny is true. But it's more than just wanting it raw. I really want to start a family.
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>>34148355
yeah I'd have a serious talk with him.
what is he like? Why doesn't he want kids? Does he not have that great of a job or current housing situation for kids?
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>>34148342
Ok thanks for toning down your passive-aggressive 'tude. You're still being pretty passive-aggressive tho but w/e
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>>34148368
I know it's nowhere near it but that's how my body looks like in proportion. i feel like squats only help if you already have a little bit that u can work with and in my case i have none? idk
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youtube.com/watch?v=XgvUhTLrZYY

Lemon peel for bigger boobies?
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>>34148377
Well at this point, you need to consider your future with him. If he doesn't want kids and you do, that's something you need to work out. That seems like a it may be a deal breaker, especially at 27. I don't want to be the guy to say this, but I think you need to talk with your bf about this. Sorry.
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>>34148386
>what is he like?
He's pretty easy-going. I feel really comfortable around him, which is rare for me. He's pretty sweet (when he's not staring at big chests).
>Why doesn't he want kids?
I think he planned to wait until his 30s for kids.
>>34148438
Yeah. When he gets home.
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>>34148414
nah just work out and you will prob be fine. post a pic of body i might be wrong though
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>>34148478
>I think he planned to wait until his 30s for kids.
holy shit. is he planning on landing a high paying wall street job and ditching you for some young slut?
if not, that dream of being a 30s daddy is dumb as fuck. well, unless you wants autistic/retard children then maybe he knows what he is doing.

seriously change his mind before it's too late. I'd really hammer in the timing window. He may not realize just how important it is women don't wait too long to have children.
there is a reason why autism rates are so high these days. it's not the vaccines, it's every other women waiting til their 35 before they shoot a kid out their vag.
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>>34148478
Or you could get on the pill, fuck him senseless for a while, stop taking the pill without him knowing, and make a babby and claim it must have failed. Whoops!
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>>34148545
Chance of autism only notably increases when they have kids at late 30's onwards. You should have them as early as possible though.
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>>34148551
>Whoops!
will be what he says when he leaves her for betraying him so badly.
never trick a man into making him knock you up. that shit is like apocalypse levels of terror to a man.
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>>34148551
I think he would just try to talk me into aborting it, then.
>>34148545
Yeah, I'll talk to him tonight. It's going to be a few hours until he's home though.
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>>34148377
>>34148278
>>34148355

>tfw a girl will never feel like this about you
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>>34148545
My parents were both 39 when I was born. I'm not autistic or retarded, but I'm here, so obviously I'm not normal.

I'm 30 now and don't want kids at all, even if it weren't for the potential issues. I just want to find a girl who feels the same way or isn't capable of having kids and enjoy being a childless couple with tons of disposable income for the rest of our lives.
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>>34148585
Thst was a joke. Of course you don't do that.

>>34148586
Good call. Just talk to him. Though judging by your previous post, this probably won't end well. Good luck!
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>>34148605
>feel
from this posts, she just wants a baby

wait till you date women 33+

Until you're 36 and running out of mean, there's no good reason to date girls over 26. Women get mad.
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>>34147880
yes, i have
oreginal
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>>34148605
You just need to find someone who's emotionally dependent on you, like me. Basically just look for a girl who grew up in foster care and never got the love she desperately wanted.
>tfw bf was the first person to ever say he loved me
>>34148658
I'll just do like Monster Hunter if he doesn't agree. Put him to sleep and then climb up him and mount him. Instead of a scale or hide or whatever I get a baby.
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>>34147895
>there's no chance for you to be with an obese girl? cute face, big assets, and clean down there doesn't matter? obese = no deal no matter what?

I'll fucking a little chubby but I won't date anything but skinny. obese has no chance.
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>>34148668
>from this posts, she just wants a baby

Even if that was all a girl wanted, knowing she wanted me to be the one to give her that would mean the world to me.
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>>34147665
nottrue. im a 6ft girl & guys always reject me for being too tall even when they are taller
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Big tits. Small tits. Average tits.
It really doesn't matter.
Why do women look for any excuse to be insecure when they're desired no matter how they look (being giant hamplanets notwithstanding)?
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>>34148065
>good face
anon she looks like a caveman
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>>34148736
Man I feel the same way. I actually had am extremely good looking girl with nice tits and an amazing ass actually choose me of all people to want to get her pregnant but I'm infertile lel
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>>34148755
Do you reject shorter guys, anon?
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Small tits are perfectly fine. If they're big there's a good chance the shape sucks.
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>>34148755
Can you be my giantess gf?
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>>34148692
>I'll just do like Monster Hunter if he doesn't agree. Put him to sleep and then climb up him and mount him
See, I know I said my gf said she wants me to fuck her in her sleep, but ai want that so badly. Wouldn't be too bad. Get me hard and hope on. The one time I would want to me waken up in the night is if I see her riding me.
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>>34148878
I've hit a point where I think I might do it if it comes to that. He'll get used to being a daddy.
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>>34148797
>dibs bedora :DDDD

>>34148843
>Small tits are perfectly fine
objectively incorrect
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>>34147665
you are now on a watch list, incel
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>>34148692
>You just need to find someone who's emotionally dependent on you, like me. Basically just look for a girl who grew up in foster care and never got the love she desperately wanted.

This is actually everything I want.
>tfw you will never show somebody what it's like to be loved
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>>34148692
>I'll just do like Monster Hunter if he doesn't agree. Put him to sleep and then climb up him and mount him. Instead of a scale or hide or whatever I get a baby.

>>34148905
>He'll get used to being a daddy.

Welp, thanks for reminding me why I decided to give up on relationships.

Gonna be nice driving by in my Porsche when everybody's trying to figure out how to pay tuition.
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>>34149023
>Gonna be nice driving by in my Porsche when everybody's trying to figure out how to pay tuition.

By purchasing a more modest vehicle and spending the money I save by doing so on my children's future.

>tfw you will never be a father
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>>34147669
Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because its falling off a cliff.
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>>34149220
This is one of the most incredible posts I've ever seen on 4chan.

Sasuga anon-san.
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>>34147069
but that is extremely hot, perhaps one of the world's hottest things
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>>34149172
Any child raised by me or any woman willing to have me would have no future anyway, so might as well drive fast cars instead.

>tfw I wish there were an easier way of denoting a GOOD >tfw
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>>34147594
>ywn be this naturally romantic

An inner self resembling a high desert scored by bursts of meaningless pain is fine too.

I don't even want what I want enough to think about it. what the fuck
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>>34149330
This. Lactation is one of the hottest things ever.

And I'm not saying that as a "mommy issues" thing. A nourishing thing a woman produces. The natural purpose of breasts. It's beautiful. I want to make a part of a girl a part of me. That's why I like it.

>tfw no lactating gf
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Yes, and yes. I'm in my 20s and a fucking AA cup. It's horrible.
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>>34149399
It took me 30 years to figure out what I like and what I want, so I know that feel too.

>>34149429
It's cute, not horrible.
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>>34147999
I can tell you're a man by the way you type.
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>>34146995
a cups are kawaii af
>>
Official power ranking of woman bodyparts:
Face > Ass > Hips > Tits > Legs > Pussy
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>>34149429
Hi, where do I submit applications to become your boyfriend? I hope you're tall too.
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>>34149429
what is your ass like?
>>
Member of the itty bitty titty committee and proud. MPA taught me well.
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>>34149429
what color hair?
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>>34146741
Consultation with a plastic surgeon in a couple of weeks. I am very excited. I had no one to tell. Femanons if you've got the money, do it. Great investment.
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>>34150887
>do it. Great investment.
how big are your boobs now? and how big are you going to make them?
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>>34150887
Are you that same femanon I traded pictures with on kik to show ya titties?
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I watched a YouTube vid yesterday about a ladyboy in Thailand. Apparently, I need 50,000 baht to have bigger breasts so now I'm gonna save up money and then go to Thailand to get bigger breasts.
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Big titty reporting. tfw can't decide whether I want a reduction or bigger boobies.
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>>34151225
>tits are fine
>going to Thailand and maybe fuck up your tits for no reason or get kidnapped and sold as a sex slave
Anon you're a dummy.
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>>34151266
Bigger! Induce lactation and get at least a while extra cup size minimum.
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>>34151225
Is that you? Is your face passable?
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>>34151266
how big are we talking? and do u mean implants?
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>>34151266
Big dick here. Was wondering should I make my dick bigger or get dick reduction? But really don't do anything to your tits unless they're hurting your back.
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WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE FEMALES COMING FROM THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY SAFE SPACE RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34147289
I'm in the same boat as you anon. Most of the girls i see like that are unfortunately lesbians
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>>34151346
Anon I'm let you know something that may be a shock to you but your mother had sex to have you. She lied when she said a bird gave you too her.
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>>34151225
How did you get your hair so silky and pretty?
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>>34151403
I used only the best cum from my lovers and rubbed it in my hair daily.
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>>34151278
But I can't do anything with the milk, I don't think I can donate it because I'm on medication.

>>34151316
G cups, definitely no implants, just wishful thinking.

>>34151321
If your dick is hurting your back like my boobs hurt mine, we should get a reduction together!
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>>34151225
no no no no no no

DFC is justice!
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>>34151498
>G cups
woah, how big are your areolas? big boobies are love
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>>34151498
Well it hurts to walk around with it all the time so I may just do it!
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>>34151498
Lol I'll drink it.

You could just pour it down the drain, as much as it hurts me to type that. Lactation burns 300-500 calories per day, so it's like exersise for doing nothing.
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>>34151498
>G cups
Mind sharing pictures of them?
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REEEEEEEEEEEEE go away boob normies stop telling the DFCs to make their bigger
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>>34151732
I love all titties and any robots they don't like all tittes should feel bad.
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>>34147390
take a picture of your neck
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>all these flat chested women complaining

let me love you
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>>34151554
Like 2.5cm? Smaller when my nipples are hard.

>>34151591
Bon courage anon, I'll see you in the operating theatre.

>>34151608
>You could just pour it down the drain
I would rather drink it myself or give it to a boob milk enthusiast tbqh. tfw no lactation appreciating bf

>>34151715
There are plenty of boobs on the Internet anon. Mine aren't special.
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>>34151945
>There are plenty of boobs on the Internet anon. Mine aren't special.
But I'm not talking to the owners of them boobs am I? Also don't put your boobs down like that. They maybe magical.
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>>34151274
It's cheaper and the ladyboy on YouTube have beautiful breasts and there seems to be no complication. You're just being paranoid.

>>34151285
I'm grill

>>34151403
I shampoo everyday (head n shoulders) and use a conditioner on the tips.
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>>34151945
>I would rather drink it myself
Honestly, that's actually not a bad idea if you don't care about calorie loss from producing milk. It'll just return it to your body. No net loss or gain.

>tfw no lactation appreciating bf
Harder to find a woman who'd be willing to induce. Believe me.
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I want monster titties. Mine are B/C cup rn, I want DDs. I'd feel more womanly if I had cleavage or something.
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>>34152047
>not being paranoid
>going to Thailand to get your Tits done when your tits are fine
Ya still a big old dummy. You should save the money and spend it on something you really need. You don't need a boob job and a guy who really loves you will love you no matter what size your tits are.
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>>34151945
no, all boobies really are special. From the subtle differences in shape to the variations between the boobs and areola sizes they are all truly unique in their own ways. So post yours pls femanon.

t. boob connoisseur
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>>34152086
those are good, also >>34151807
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>>34152086
>don't know how to make herself have cleavage
Look at this pleb.
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>>34152140
i know i could wear a bra a size too small or use tape but that's uncomfortable. tell me your ways.
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>>34152182
chestlets shouldn't feel comfortable, so deal with it
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>>34152182
Use 2 push-up bras, clip the straps together at the back, use chicken cutlets if you want. Contour your boobs. Voila.
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>>34152182
No idea mate I'm a guy but I lived around women all my life and they did something to give themselves cleavage. You could look it up.
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>>34152108
And any guy who genuinely loves me will still love me even if I get breast implants. Pic related, that's the video I watched and those are the breasts that I want to have.
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>>34152047
>I'm grill

Whoops. I misread your post. Sorry about that. Either way, would fuck :3
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>>34152300
Still stupid to waste money on that and not save it. But hey you NEED you have bigger tits.
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>>34152047
i'd still titfuck your invisible tits, bby.
keep your flatjacks, you are beautiful no matter what they say. words can't bring you down.
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Why would anyone want big boobs? They just get in the way, are heavy, cause back problems, and are aesthetically inferior to small tits.
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>>34152435
>still trying to start a tittie war
Fug off. I love all titties.
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>>34146972
Are you Maxyne?
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>>34152463
I'm not trying to start a war. Big tits are fine, but if you have small ones there is no actual upside to getting biggers ones besides personal satisfaction.
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>>34152400
Beauty is subjective. I need bigger breasts to boost my self-esteem and make me feel more womanly.

>>34152359
Okay, gib contact.
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>>34152499
>I'm falling for your bait
Nah mate.
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I've been with a girl with massive tits, and I've been with a girl almost no tits.

Both are fun, but it's the nipples that are the main show. I love teasing and sucking on them. Chest size itself is irrelivent really. The fun part is the nipple.
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>>34152582
> Chest size itself is irrelivent really
hugs with girls with big tits are the best
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>>34152567
>Okay, gib contact.

So, uh, where do you reside exactly? I'm in CA
Also, please don't go to Thailand and get fake tits. You don't need to.
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>>34152567
kik: zark8819
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>>34152648
You got cucked son. Should have just posted a email/kik/Skype. Now I'm show her my BBC.
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>>34147880
yeah shithead, right after he examined every zebra on the face of the planet and determined they're all black and white
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>>34152648
>not supporting my dreams

Nvmind anon
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>>34152809
Holy fuck those nipples are nice.

Wouldn't mind sucking on those for a while.
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>>34152809
see those tits perfectly good in my books

>smallest id go tho
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>>34152567
you want to feel more womanly get fertilized start a family and cook. as for the self esteem part someone will worship your fruit roll up wraps anyways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAfyFTzZDMM
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>>34152794
Nice deflecting anon
>>34152809
>don't care and will like you anyways
>BUT I NEED BIG TITS
Also fake tits are bad when you have kids.
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>>34152809
Fine. Just don't come crying to me when your surgery gets botched.
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I really prefer big boobs, like 36G and bigger, but girls can make up for it in other ways such as a really big and nice butt, or a personality (no seriously) that makes me feel comfortable to be around you, or if you're sexually aggressive and play to your strengths.
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>>34152979
That's what I been telling her. You only got one body and getting some tit job in Thailand is stupid as fuck.
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>>34152809
nice mound
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>>34152809
More pls

>tfw ywn be a girl with small tits
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>>34147746
>Not putting him in a chastity cage and giving him and extra day in it because he stared at another womans boobs
>Not putting him in a position where he can see down your top with the cage off so it feels good
>But leave the cage on when he does it to another woman so it hurts his dick to stare at other woman

Step it up.
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>>34147746
As the grill he's looking at, I'm not sorry. :^)
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>>34146741
>Tfw AAA cup
>Tfw 20 and buy tween training bras
>Tfw broad shoulders and no tits make me look like a tranny
>Tfw tween bra cups are becoming too big each year
>Tfw pointy nips so can't go braless
At least they dont get in the way, so I don't mind their size. I just wish I could get cute big girl bras
>>
36 AA here. Sometimes I wish they were bigger, but flat actually works way better with my aesthetic.
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>>34153087
Cut your hair short and go androgenous/tomboy look?
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>>34153087
Pls be my gf
this text is for origami
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>>34153087
>Tfw pointy nips so can't go braless
Care to share them with the class?
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>>34146741
pic related needs some E's put on.

any rich anons wanna make an investment hit up that broad.
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>>34153087
>what is a bralette
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>>34153129
My nips just stab through them
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>>34153128
what are you saying anon? I dont understand your post.
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>>34153087
>Looks like a tranny
>Doesn't pretend to be a tranny
This post confuses me.
>>
>>34153169
Have you considered nipple covers? Those are a thing you know.

Also, are you actually a grill or just a guy pretending to be one?
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>>34153186
the fucks not to understand?
>>
>>34153169
femanon, I have a solution for you- BUT you must promise to be my GF if I can fix your pointy nipple conundrum

DO we have a deal?
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>>34153169
we dont believe you, post a pic
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>>34147501
Though you were going do have 'a dick' in the spoilers lol!
>>
>>34153087
Show your broad shoulders
>>
>>34153128
>any rich anons would use r9k
Funny thing anon.
>>
>>34153207
everything to be honest, what are E's? What broad shoud I hit up? Are you drunk?
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>>34146741
I WANT EVERY CHESTLET TO REPLY TO ME
I WILL LOVE YOU AND YOU CUTE TUM TUM
>>
>>34147713
I dont think any men run on 'essentials'. I think you could easily fool many men into ignoring 'missing' qualities through attention and having a nourishing personality, at least from this boards stock. I think many men have a flexible vision of what might occur unless they are already bonked on someone in particular. I say this because I cant explain why I want to fuck chicks with big asses so much and so much worse than chicks with big tits. And as a sexually attractive ideal, I would take small breasts and large butt over the opposite, or even both large anyday. I think its mostly a fitness thing, or a waist or a curves thing. You can't have a nice ass without work maybe, and in theory anyone can have one. I dont think many men function entirely on their sexual attraction ideal, or can be dissuaded from it if they are just alone.

>>34147669
If one looks like and acts like a sweetie and are at least trying to lose weight, I think I might be enticed to do many kissies and compliments etc
>>
To the femanons here why are some of you unhappy with your breasts?
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>>34153307
>cow tits
They make me self conscious
>>
>>34153307
because everyone but ultra-chad fawns over them
they need ultra-chad to lose his spaghetti too
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>>34153326
>cow tits
Moo.

Seriously though. As a lactation fan, cow tits are the best. And not just because the name.

Helps their case, though.
>>
>>34153326
So you're saying you have cow tits or you want cow tits?
>>34153328
Are you a female?
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>>34153307
Because I'm an AA cup with gigantic areolae that look like they belong on DD+ cups. I'm also a lesbian and girls even more than guys know how fucking weird my chest looks.
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fems, does deterrence from women by weight rank similarly in shallowness to not liking someone for stuff like breasts size, or ass size, or teeth or other small stuff? Even writing this I can think of an issue besides weight that I could notice.

What has been the most shallow opinion on you, or objection towards you?
>>
>>34153326
why, are you an areolalet?
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>>34153363
>before a ton of guys say they can make you straight with the power of dick
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>>34153363
lesbians with weird tits is my new thing hello I love you.

u fit with bad posture or bow legs or somthin? short hair? Strong jaw?

Any women sensitive about their jaws in here? Any men sensitive about their jaws in here?
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>>34153535
Nah, sorry, not fit and long hair, although my posture is definitely shit. My jaw is normal I guess? I don't have masculine features aside from being flat if that's what you mean.
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>>34153363
>massive areola
This is my fetish. No joke, I love that shit. Better when they're super dark, too.
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>>34153363
femanon, i love huge areola, can u post a pic?
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>>34153613
thanks thanks. not a masculine thing, jus a person i used to know kinda thing ya know. eitherway ya sound decent to charming
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>>34152979
Just wanna let you know that I masturbated to your post. wish I could rp with you Thanks anon.
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>>34147746
>you will never have an insecure chestlet gf
>you will never surprise her by hiring a live in wet nurse so you can have tandem nursing sessions with her
>you will never cum inside her as she nurses from a busty woman hoping tantric magic helps her breasts grow during pregnancy
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>>34147665
fucking this,
every average looking cunt in her 20's is taken by a Chad and the uggos have even higher standards
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>>34147746
I been lookin down tiny tits through tops since I was 10. Nothing better in public than when she leans over at the perfect angle, and you can finally see inbetween and through the valley of her tits and into the dark in her shirt.
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>>34153933
>tiny tits
>valley of her tits

Something doesn't add up here
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>>34146741
Flat chest is my absolute favorite fetish, I want a flat chested girl to try and give me a boobjob. Cowtits can go home.
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>>34154639
Not only do Mountain's have vallies. - Confucius
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>>34146995
a cups > d cups . yes im fucking straight fuck off.
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>>34147669
having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff if that makes any sense. so no, having big boobs because you are overweight doesn't count
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>>34146741

Look look look. What is the male equivalent of small boobs? That's right. Literally none. If you were born with a small dick, you are quite literally fucked for life. At least small boobs is a legit fetish that many man like.

Nobody likes a diglet. NOBODY.
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>>34155187
At least no one can tell you have a tiny dick when you're fully dressed. When you're as flat as me, pushup bras don't work because there's nothing to push up.
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>>34148430
Nobody wants to comment on this?
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There's nothing wrong with flatties
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>>34155416
but ur lack of tits doesnt directly affect your partners pleasure.
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>>34155717
Yeah well I'm a kissless virgin anyway so that wouldn't affect me
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>>34155823
how old are you? i bet your just young
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>>34156111
Nah I'm just a pathetic Christmas cake lesbian
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>>34152844
Thats not Dirty...Wrong video Anon.
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>>34156253
do lesbians care about boob size, or are u a virgin because of other reasons? Also how small are your boobs?
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>>34147594
i agree. my gf is a huge cutie and i love when she does cute things. i smile when i cuddle her and she gets sleepy while i play with her hair
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>>34147486
What the fuck. When I lay down my boobs (bit smaller than those) just go to the side and look like weird plates with a dot in them. Is she not laying down or doing something weird with her back?
Also
>god gives you perfect perky, average size tits
But that doesn't matter because they are naturally saggy and it will only get worse. I don't even have had that much weight fluctuation in the past, well.. only lost like 20 pounds once.

There is surgery to fix them but that's only for really drooping ones and they still look weird when lifted.
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>>34156330
Oh it's a lot of stuff, but yes, lesbians on average do care to at least some extent. I'm pretty much as flat as is possible, 32AA.
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