>there are femanons with sweaty butts reading this post right now

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>and maybe a few shutin traps as well

>there are anons that like perturbator reading this
My bros

>>34147648
>synthwave fans
they're probably on reddit

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>somewhere in the universe, there are aliens posting about their alien feels on the alien equivalent of /r9k/ right now

>>34147661
So what you're saying is 4chan has no taste for good music but reddit does.

>>34147711
synthwave is pure spergcore

>There are girls with hot tight pussies and perky tits and hot bodies that just KNOW men want nothing more than to plunge their rock hard erections into it and would do just about anything to have 5 minutes of sex with them and they pretend to not know this fact.

WILL AN ATTRACTIVE YOUNG WOMAN PLEASE GRANT ME SEX FOR JUST 5 MINUTES I REALLY WANT TO SEX.

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>>34147711
why would you type that?

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>there is someone reading this post who thinks life has meaning

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>there are fembots who are fertile and ovulating reading this post RIGHT NOW