it's saturday and you're alone, tell me what you are

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water. It's healthy and plentiful.

Cherry cola it's delicious.

What fast-food restaurant should i order from guys?

>>34150029
order from? Well, Pizza is always a good choice, but if you want to watch your health see if your local chinese place does delivery.

>>34149979
>Tfw mummy wants me to get a license and job
Well boys looks like all the 2016 hate snowballed and just fucked my new year up

im trying to cut back on alcohol, so i bought some Stash chai green tea and am drinking that, its actually a pretty good replacement

>>34150091
Get a life faggot. make your mum proud for god sake.

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>>34150127
Good on you anon! Keep up the good work!

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>>34150128
>tfw no life loser
I'll change it this year. Mummy will be proud.

>>34149979
coke zero, as every night

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>>34150436
>Diet soda

Ethier get the real stuff or go home

>>34150436
Dr. Pepper > Coke

First I had a Bell City Eureka Cream Ale, brewed a stone's throw from my house in this pathetic city.

Then I had a Goose IPA.

Now I am drinking Ottakringer Radler Citrus, but it has only 2% alcohol so I am going to pour my leftover gin in it.

>>34149979
Moscow Mule.

Got a gift set with a bigass bottle of Stoli, two mule cups, and a bunch of ginger beer for Christmas and gradually been working my way through it. (Not nonstop or it'd be long gone, I don't drink the same thing every day.)

I'm kinda blitzed right now actually, because I haven't really been drinking for the last week.

had sone coffee and bow chewing some tobacco

i wonder why the hell its called beech nut chew since its tobacco

>>34150531
Stoli is the best vodka I have had.

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>>34149979
I have wine, a lsd tab and a weed. Its been a while since my last psychedelic trip, but the timing now is appropiate. I'm ready to leave some things behind and move on. Have a good night lads.

>>34150565
is lsd really crazy? ive never done any drugs but lsd seems cool vut id be afraid to try it

>>34150477
>drinking sugar

wew lad

>>34150560
Ever had Russian Standard? Stoli BTFO IMO

>>34150684
I have not, but I will try it if I see it. Problem with living in Ontario is the government-sanctioned monopolies. You can only buy alcohol from the LCBO or the Beer Store and whatever they stock is just up to them.

Water.
Alcohol is for degenerates.
Soda should be a treat.

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But I'm actually drinking alone in a bar

>>34150970
Wow that bar looks comfy as fuck. I love places like that.

All the bars here in LA are overflowing with horny Chads and Stacies. I just want a nice chill bar like the ones I've been to in NYC and Tokyo and stuff.

>>34150931
Oh damn, those areas suck. I used to have relatives in New Jersey and they had similarly annoying liquor laws.

>>34151008
It's a hipster bar in tex-ass, I'm actually here with a normalfag friend who's putting on an art show

But the normals dont show up to bars until like 9-10pm and its 8:30 so here I am

>>34149979
on my 5th can of coors lite, staring at pics of my oneitis

>>34150091
I got my license last week, I had been driving without one for like 2 years
You probably don't live in the same state/country as me, but the instructor literally just had me leave the BMV parking lot, drive half a mile down the road and turn around.
No big deal at all