I can run really really quick I might be The Flash What are

>OP can cum really really quick
>OP might be the flash

I can tell any annoying kid to fuck off and get away from me in the blink of an eye.

Does crippling anxiety count?

>>34207759
Yes anything can be a superpower if you believe

>>34207018
I can shit on a boring thread .

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>>34207018
My superpower is stuttering.

>>34207018
i can withstand amounts of emotional trauma that would probably make other people kill themselves
i think i'm the human emotional lightning rod
that, or batman.

>>34207018
I also can run really fast. It's due to long legs combined with a short torso

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Autism is my shooper-powrer

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>>34207890
Yeah this orgenado

The ability to eat copious amounts of tendies without getting sick in the slightest

The ability to do boring things for hours on end

>>34207057
>not the splash

What superhero do you get when you combine destroying everything I love and pushing away everyone I love?

>>34207018
>What are your superpowers, /r9k/?
When I am psychotic I am Jesus and also a demi God and I tried to stop the robots