I finally made a facebook account only to realize I have zero

>>34259149
i'll be your friend, man
i-if you want

>>34259149

FUCKING KEK

You cant even make this shit up, please dont tell me that is actually you OP

>>34259149
Stop self loathing.

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>>34259149

Its posts like this that make me believe that this entire board is just people role playing as autistic

>>34259149
I cant imagine the disgust on the face
of the person who has to decide whether to accept
a friend request from me,
the guy with zero friends on fb.
Cant make this shit up.

Thank you but I can't accept any friend requests because I know I will only bring suffering to all around me

>>34259149
>posted 4 min ago
>12 years ago
sure anon

>>34259282
>ywn be this stupid

why live?

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God damn OP. I'm sorry about the friend situation, Iktf

>>34259397
inb4 v& do not bother with daesh friend unless you are of fucking and milk goat ok

Tens ofedu?
What kind of retarded name is that?

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>>34259243
>OP 1 year from now

>>34259429
I am too scared to actually join. I'm also autistic with other mental illness. I know they would just kill me.

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me 4 years ago. i've aged so much since then. but that's what happens when you lay on the couch 12 hours a day for 4 years eating nothing but junk food

>>34259602
worst part is, i don't feel like any time has passed since then. every day is just the same blur all blended together. no significant events took place in 4 years. i didn't meet anyone new or anything

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>>34259149
>>34259602
>>34259614
Jesus... get some fucking help

>>34259602
Whew, thanks for this buddy

Just when you think you're far gone all it takes is a little perspective to know that you're doing pretty good.

I don't know if this is still common or just used to be a thing of young people but usually you just randoml add people from the area around you

FB even suggests those people

>>34259602
I feel like you have still gotten laid though

for whatever it's worth. there was a study that only a very small amount of people are actually friends with a person on FB. all the rest are just fluff

>>34260037
>had no friends in years
>has a pointless and boring life
>nothing to do
>MAY got laid at one point of his life
Yeah, fuck that guy!

>>34260123
I have about 400 people in FB and know all of them.
6 of them are true friends, 15 are family and the rest are aquaintances. About 50 of them I regularly see in my town just by living there.
Most of it is fluff but I at least have talked with every single one at some point of my life

>>34260248
what is it like being a normalfaggot?

>>34260283
Where I live there exists basically no bullying and even the weird guys and Hals are invited to parties and social gatherings.
People are open af here and most people have a leftist "everyone is allright and shouldn't be excluded" mindset without the liberal "let's get fucked in the ass" attitude.
It's nigh impossible to turn into a friendless robot here if you don't choose to exclude yourself.

Heck, even just living in a house gets you constant social stuff because neighbors interact with wach other.

>>34260338
okay, what is it like living in normieville?

>>34260338
All those things don't mean you'll get laid.
If you use sex as an indicator for being a robot, then yes, those robots exist here aswell

>>34259602

>tuna

>junk food

Pick one

>>34260371
I'd invite you to live here.
Would you enjoy an environment where you get normified or would you like to continue what you are already doing?

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>>34260482
I would absolutely hate living like that.