>Asian rub and tug cheaper than legitimate massage >Asian

Exactly. White women are trash and deserve every bit of pain they get in life.

>>34258991
Those asian girls spend all day giving hand jobs. of course they are good at it

>>34258991
how do you go about doing this? are you allowed to touch them while they do it?

Can you go to a place like that and just ask them for the massage without the handjob? I love massages but I don't want to cum for a stranger

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>>34259079
They are good at the back massage too, and the main point is cheaper.
the white women at Burke and Williams give massages all day too.

>>34259146
someone that touches your dick gives a better massage


ALERT THE PRESSES.

>>34258991
>pay for an erotic massage
>tits never make an appearance

refund?

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>>34259126
Yes. Just act weird when their hands get close or politely shake your head and smile if they touch it, you don't even have to say anything, or do the no no wriggle with your wrist over your junk and smile. Often I find they are happy they don't have to do it and put on a big smile. I do this sometimes

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>>34259175
See
>>34259213
I've had tons of legitimate massages, I actually went to school for massage, and when I was lifting also liked to get them

How does one even seek out a place like this?

>>34259250
>paying for a massage with no happy ending

why,don't you have any female friends?

>>34259411
Where do you live that women massage their male friends? That would never happen in my country's culture

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>>34259411
This isn't just a shoulder rub son. Back work is serious business.
>>34259386
Just go to any Asian massage place, they are in every developed city.

>>34259518
>Just go to any Asian massage place
ANY? you mean EACH and EVERY asian massage place in EVERY city all around the world is like this?

>>34259518
how do i tell them to specifically jerk me off?

>>34258991
Those women are trafficked and work under the threat of violence.

>>34259594
rubmaps.com

You can find which ones jerk you off there. You have do sign up to read the reviews, but technically you don't even need to read them. If a massage place is listed there, it's a JO place.

>>34259617
>california
>5974
holy shit

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>>34259565
Yes.
I know someone went to one in a mall. Because he thought it would be the most likely to be completely legitimate, and they still did it. Sometimes it has to be your second time, or if you weird them out, they don't do anything, but yes, every single one does. Not the foot chair places, but the full body ones do.
What not every one does is the FS, as in blowjob or sex or get nude for you, but every single one with private rooms gives hand jobs.
>>34259605
That's such a meme.

>>34259706
>That's such a meme.

It's not a meme when it comes to the Asian ones.

>>34259706
>if you weird them out they won't do it
dammit. tfw so weird not even a paid whore will jerk you off but you still have to pay

How can I make sure the woman is hot before I pay? I don't want a granny jerking me off

>>34259706
these men and women are ugly.

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>>34259737
It's more likely they will jerk if you are awkward, what I mean is if they think you are a cop. Just shower first. You go in, they leave you alone, you get nude, lay down face down and cover yourself with the sheet or towel. And they come and massage you. Pay for the hour, much better than half hour. All you have to do is lie there.
>>34259100
Sometimes you can touch respectfully, but they are not whores usally in the sense you don't get to fondle boobs or their pussy, unless it is one of those places open to 2am upstairs.

>>34259816
That's a shame, strangers ask me if I'm a cop all the time. Because my buzzcut and muscles. But I'm just a standard autismo

>>34259859
This pisses me off. I'm such a fucking loser I can't even get jerked off at a paid jerk off place where hundreds of men get jerked off a day. END MY LIFE.

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>>34259737
I also forgot sometimes they give you a hug and candy afters, which is nice.
It actually helped me to be less weird with women after several times

>>34259859
>>34259869
Just go twice, or if they ask if you have been before, say yes.
It's pretty rare to be turned down if you act Horny and get hard when they tease you

>>34258991
pls give video sources OP

I must see for myself if these broads are as talented as you claim...

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>>34259896
>>34259816
One thing I forgot to say is don't go to the Thai places, those are a little different usually.

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>>34259900
The ones in porn are less skilled then the real ones.
The real ones can make you cum really fast if they want.

>>34259930
Different as in ladyboys or different as in >>34259721 evil sex slave meme magic?

>>34259448
freedom land

ongo bonga

>that feel when penis isn't long enough to get jerked off

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>>34259950
Different as in you don't get sexy service unless you know otherwise, Thai massage is a lot of stretching and usally requires you to remain clothed or to wear these loose weird boxer type things. Of course some 'Thai massage' places are sexy, but often not.

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I once reported massage parlours to the police based on anecdotes posted in these threads

>>34260011
kek

nmomhi

>>34260028
/devilish/

oreos

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>>34260028
Lol the cops are their best customers in some cities.
Sometimes a new sharif gets a bug up their ass about it though.

>>34259869
I know that feel bro. I got hung up on by a prostitute.

>>34260064
>sharif

might want to lay off those massages for a bit champ

>>34259632
Obviously California would have a lot of them, massive Asian population.

>>34259079
only happy ending I got, the woman just didn't look happy at all and it felt awkward as fuck. I had to stop it

Will they let you touch them? Like grab their butt?

>>34258991
>illegal sexy time cost more?
It costs less.
First of all because of the risk of getting caught.
Second of all no taxes.
Third, higher supply because illegal immigrants are more likely to stoop to prostitution because of their social status.

Its legal in germany. But it costs as much as if you would fuck a prostitute. 50-100 bucks.

In NZ you just walk in and say 'do you do sex' and they'll whistle up some girl for you

>>34259900
Look up cumclinic on pornhub. Yeah it's staged but some of the girls have real skill in their hands.

>>34260426
>50-100 bucks.

That's all prostitutes cost?

In the US, all $100 would get you is a literal hoodrat nigger off of backpage who will probably kill you or give you a disease.

>>34260461
Same in germany. And its cheap as fuck. While browsing this board of whining virgins i think why are these places not packed with betas. Its so easy.

>>34260514
Believe me. You can geht half an hour with an cute ukrainian blonde for 50 bucks. If you want some tall skinny 22 year old german student from university you have to pay a lot...one is a cheap prostitute the other is a hostess

>>34260514
It's legal so it's much less shady, there is less risk for women so more decide to do it, which drives the prices down.
Also desperate east euro immigrants.

>>34259617
so basically you just go in, say nothing at all and they will do it on their own? I've had it done once but my bro on law set it up for my bday

>>34260554
Yep. As long as it's an Asian place. They know what the deal is.

>>34260514
Here in cali I only pay 40-60 for your average ho, 80 if they're cute.

Amps are about 100 bucks for full service, plus the 40 dollar entry fee, but if you're regular they'll waive it and you'll just end up paying a flat 100.

>>34259930
Who is that girl??? Sourceeeeee

Not to imply women are possessions, but one man's trash is another man's treasure.

Ah well, a girls gotta make a living.

>>34262012
>Not to imply women are possessions

You think anyone here would give a shit if you made that implication?

This reminds me to playing with dolls. Dude just wanted the hands from that asian

I used to go to this asian massage place regularly and had no interest in getting jerked off. First i would just go for the footrub which was the best 15$ i have ever spent but this sexy milf asian asked if i wanted to go to the back and i could get more comfortable. She rubbed my mid sectiom and my dick was diamonds. Stupidly i turned it down because i was nervous and hadnt showered.

The next time i asked for the full body rub in the back and got an old lady just assigned to me. I wasnt sure if it would be an hj or how to even ask for it. She seemed to toe the line of legit but she came close to tickling my balls. On the flip she pulled the towel away and she laughed at my flaccid dick. I felt terrible the rest of the time. She was gross and wasnt making me horny at all. Dont fall for this meme lads.

>>34262383

No but I give a toot

>>34258991
>tfw no asian massage parlors in my area
How do I find these and not get arrested

>>34260276
Were you getting off on the massage or her reaction to having to stroke a strangers cock?

Fucking faggot

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but will a qt 18 yo azn will do it?
thats the real question

>>34259126
You go to an asian massage place they massage you. Then they ask you if you want full service.

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will the girl be hot?

>>34259748
Shut your eyes pleb, grannies are guaranteed to give patrician handjobs

>never had a legit massage ever
>always wanted one, especially on my back, its always fucking sore
>find out I can get a girl to touch my penis possibly too

hmmmmmm.... might be time to have my first massage

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but how do i know which ones give handi jobs?

>>34264283
Yes.
I am interested in this question also!