I ate a whole jar of pickles, how long until I die?

>>34259099
Did you eat the jar as well, or just the pickles and liquid?

32 years would be my guess.

>>34259099
You won't, but you'll wish you did when all of that pickle acid starts eating away at your asshole.

>>34259124
I ate it like an hour ago, how long until that happens?

>>34259099
Drink the brine to counteract oxytosis of your haemoglobins

>>34259116
Pickles and some of the liquid

drink bottle of vodka to counter effects

I have to poopoo really bad guys be right back

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>>34259099
Have fun shitting pure stomach acid in a couple hours.
Pic related.

>>34259208
False alarm just had to emit gas

Guys is it normal to urinate pickle juice after eating pickles?

>>34259406
Does it taste like pickle juice?

>>34259420
Yes actually it did

>>34259099
The probiotics will cure the autism and you will be a Chad by tomorrow