How do you robots conduct yourselves when you have to inevitably

I try to just be myself. It seems to work out most of the time desu

>someone asks me what i do for a living
>i'm cia

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>>34283127
Saving that image

Also I'm kind of a cyborg type so I typically just turn on "normie mode" when I go outside. I'm still pretty obviously different from the turbonormies who go to my college but I can pass fine enough to get what I need to get done, done.

there's this normie girl I've been talking to who I think might kind of like me actually. She seems to enjoy spending time with me. She's a normie but she's my type and not a turbonormie like most girls at my school so I'm fine with her. she's really sweet and cute so yeah good gf material lads

>beanie on, rug up
>quickly go out get the stuff i need
>dont stay longer than i need to
>head home
>avoid as much human interaction as possible

do this once every two weeks with neetbux

>>34283211

The power stance exists across all realms desu

Going out to the supermarket every now and then by myself.

Hurts inside when I see good looking women and we have eye contact and they smile.

>>34284202
I know this feel. Making eye contact with good looking women and they smile. I wish it meant something but it's probably just something they do for everyone who makes eye contact with them who they don't know

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>>34283231

>get home. realise i forgot something
>tfw

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>>34283127
Like this but with touch of originality

>>34283127
I enjoy going outside as long as I know I don't meet anybody I know. Buying groceries is stressfull sometimes but it's ok.

>>34283127
I try and keep to myself most of the time but when I'm out in public and people try and approach me I'm really mean and quick to tell people to fuck off. I really hate it when people try and approach me and think that I give a shit about what they are trying to tell me or that I have the time to listen to whatever shit comes out of their stupid mouths. At work however I am nice to everyone and I try and keep a quiet nice guy image but lately I've been slipping and I think some people are starting to see through my fake persona. I should really stop being an asshole but I can't help it I just hate everyone. Fuck all of you.

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>>34285052
Do you have strong upper body strength?

I do anything I can to have a good time. Sometimes I'm super nice to random people, sometimes I actively antagonise others (even people I know) for no reason. I barely feel anything when I am socialising or in general, so getting a rise or reaction out of the people around me is basically the only thing that keeps me entertained.

Still, apparently it makes me heaps of fun to be around. God I hate normalfags.

>>34286310
SWING ME

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>>34283127

>earbuds mp3/phone with music/podcast or something
>mind my own business
>warm clothes
>avoid humans but sometimes i ask old humans if they want help

the nordic nature is nice and i enjoy going on walks at night

>everyday's pretty much the same
>force myself to go to store so i leave house

sweatpants and hoody. no reason for me to wear anything other than that and it comfy.

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>>34283127
There's literally only 2 places I ever go uni and a local grocery store. At uni I just sit in the back of classes and leave as soon as possible, no one ever talks to or notices me and professors are generally understanding that I'm a fucking sperg and rarely call on me. And then I go to the less crowded of my local grocery stores and I only do my shopping during the middle of the day when it's only old people and I try to be as friendly as possible, I help out if I see someone struggling to reach something or something like that, but other than that with the exception of this old man who runs the register I sometimes talk to about cooking or wine while I'm checking out, I just get my shit and go.

So basically I'm a ghost when I have to go out.

dress in neutral colours
stare at the floor
only speak when necessary

>>34286771
Oh also there's my local post office which is ran by this milf who is constantly pregnant, and I fill like is hitting on me and is some sort of nympho, so I usually just spill my spaghetti and go

>>34283247
I frequently assume the power stance at work. In all manner of things I banepost as much as possible

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I autistically sperg out words to cashiers while being paranoid that about every single flaw I have

>>34286782
>stare at the floor

Don't do it, it's the easiest way to spot the autist/beta

>>34283127
I wear headphones and listen to music.

Pretty much keep to myself and try to be stoic :l