ITT asked orthodox Jew anything

>>34283631
How long did it take to memorize
the reading of the Torah?

& are all your noses really that big
or is that just a meme?

>>34283631
Are you circumsized? If so do you wish you weren't?

>>34283631

Are you bummed the tomorrow's shabbat?

>>34283631
what do you think of whites

>>34283631
Where should I invest my shekels?

>>34283631
Has your mother set you up with a nice Jewish girl yet?

>>34283631
what do you think of the goyim
what do you think of israel
what do you think of the frankfurt school
what do you think of hitler

>>34283631

Are you happy that Obama's out of office, seeing that he made virtually no effort to support Israel

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>>34283631
What do you think about Adolf Hitler?

original question for a jew

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>>34283647
I never learned to lain.

Not all of us.

>>34283651
Yes. No, if I wasnt I would have to do it now.

>>34283683
Yes....last week I spergged out and yelled at a shulmate I always have lunch with cause he slighted me once 7 months ago....out of nowhere...then I went to apologise at shalosh seudos and he didnt accept it then I started yelling at him and said how he goes to eretz Yisrael twice a year "and cant get a prositute..." I didnt get in trouble though somehow.

>>34283699
The master of all races if it werent for Israel

>>34283708
dont know

>>34283722
no. too autsitic for any of em

>>34283741
I like goyim

State of "Israel" isnt a Jewish thing and is actually anti-Jewish

Same as above

I get a geshmak out of him

>>34283776
Thanks, saved. Post more of this quality, thanks in advanced.

would you have butt sex with an palestinian qt

im posting under this name btdubz

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>>34283822
im not into anal but i would be down even though I dont think i can get to that point cause im paranoid she will have me murdered when we are in private.

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>>34283837
Also ide like to bang the woman in that pic. corporations take notes

>>34283803
why is israel anti jewish

what is a geshmak

>>34283631
How's upstate New York? Vote in any elections recently to gut public education?

>>34283631
How much do They pay you to shill here?

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What do you think happened to all the tens of thousands of israelitish people who converted to Christianity and escaped the destruction of the second(herods) temple?

>>34283631
why are you on here? Isnt' that against your religion?

>>34283631
why would you choose to be wrong?

what do you think of brother nathaniel

is judaism the religion of death

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>>34283870
truetorahjews.org

Its a yiddish term for something you enjoy/makes you comfy

>>34283914
Never been there

>>34283915
nothing except I have a chance of getting a livein frum prositute

>>34283939
That never happened.

>>34283957
Meh, I have a filter that atleast keeps me off of gif. A frum posek must be consulted in all matters of this nature.

>>34283983
Im not

>>34284007
Disinfo, like Alex Jones.

No, its the opposite if you were really honest with yourself.

>>34284075
are you aware that every jew I've met (and I've met quite a few) hate orthodox jews? How ddoes it make you feel?

>>34284075
>nothing except I have a chance of getting a livein frum prositut

explain

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>>34284075
Which part? Herods temple? Yeah its pretty much gone. Even that wall you guys like so much is actually part of fort antonia, a roman fort.

orthodox serbian here. why do you guys make it so so hard to not hate you? I honestly didn't care about jews or isreael for the longest time but the shit you pull off is just blergh.

>>34284075
Ata yodea ivrit? Where are you from? I'm from Israel.

>>34284125
I dont care

>>34284142
When a female asks you what job you have, shes really asking "how much stuff can you buy me"

>>34284166
cause multiculturalism doesnt work

>>34284220
Not really. LA. Where in Eretz Yisroel? Have a good Shabbat!

How annoying are the food rules and the "don't do anything on saturday" meme?

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>>34284352
I dont care cause Im used to it. Its all worth it for positive female attention from frumme frauen

>>34284282
I live in ashkelon but I used to live in ashdod most of my childhood

>>34283631
Do you like the part of the old testament where god murders thousands of innocent babies because their parents aren't jewish

>>34284368
what are "frumme" frauen?

>>34284377
>ashkelon
>shekelton

can't make this shit up

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>>34284377
whats life like for robots in Medinas Yisroel, esp. ones who dont go to the army?

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>>34284409
Yeah but youre taking it out of context.

>>34284415
Heimish way of pronouncing "frum"

>>34284435
okay and what is "frum" frauen?

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>>34284469
religous

>>34284421
Implying there are robots in Israel, it's one of the most Normie countries out there. There are alot of people I knew who went to the army and left it not too long after, some guy I knew got released from the army after 2-3 months for being obese.

I think that overall it's okay living in here, even though there is dog poop everywhere you, there is at least one war every 4 years and everything is expensive

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>>34284486
so ytou never met a spergy Israeli? I dont think I ever did.

Real question. Do they really teach you guys that goyim dont have souls?

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>>34284524
no, that isnt true.

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>>34284486
Is there a shidduch crisis in Medinas Yisroel?

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Why don't Jews believe Jesus? Literally everything in the old testament points to Jesus. The passover with the lambs blood = Jesus? Sacrifice for sins = Jesus? Abraham having to sacrifice his son = Jesus?

All these references...why are Jews so furiously enraged about it as well? What did Jesus do that was so evil as to upset you to disrespect him so much?

>>34284536
You may be lying, but that actually makes me feel better about you guys.

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>>34284558
Its all bullshit.

https://www.youtube.com/user/ToviaSinger1

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>>34284558
>it's another American thinks that the Torah and OT is identical episode

>>34284502
I met a few(3 to be exact) in highschool I guess, they were extremely awkward and used to play yugiho during breaks and only talked about pokemon and had no other friends, I think one of them have slightly below average IQ, he used to always chew his pens and pencils and only breathed through his mouth, but these guys are pretty rare since Israel breeds normies

Is it kosher to fuck a tranny / let one suck your cock??

>>34284551
Not sure, maybe between some people but I think it's not very common these days

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>>34284585
Pro-tip:dont listen to what people say about Orthodox Jews unless they have alot of hands-on contact with them

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>>34284596
Trannies are the sex they were born as.

Can any Jew just up and decide to become an Orthodox one, or drop out when they don't want to be one anymore? Every Jewish person I've meet is always talking about their crazy Orthodox uncles and cousins, so I assume doing that would be very common.

>>34284604
Sure my friend, I don't mind orthodox Jews as long as they are not causing trouble (which they usually do)

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>>34284631
They are halachally Jews in all cases but are only subject to full Israelite privledges on the basis they believe in traditional ("Rabbinic") Judaism and are also a shomer Shabbos.

>>34284631
Getting into Orthadox can be a bit of a hassle, dropping out is fine as long as you're cool with your whole Orthadox family writing you our of the family tree.

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>>34284644
Orhodox Jews are the most moral people on the planet. NOBODY compares to Klal Yisroel (The general body of Torah Jewry)

>>34284576

Please don't link me to a bunch of videos that are 60 minutes long. Tell your reasoning. Are you thinking for yourself or caught up in the traditions of your race? In the new testament, there were jews even way back then that hated jesus because he upset their traditions. So tell me why, I wanna hear it from you.

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Why does your race look and dress like goats?

Do you understand why a lot of whites dislike secular liberal jews?

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ctrl+f for christianity

http://www.jewswithquestions.com/index.php?/topic/65-proof-from-mesorah-i/

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>>34284726
We look like penguins

>>34284746
The G-d of the Hebrews does too

I met a Jewish femanon from here who was fucking crazy and neurotic. Why are non-religious Jewish girls always fucking neurotic?

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>>34284834
Because they know nothing of their glorious heritage, they dont know who/what they are, why we are here, where we are heading.....The world is of darkness and Torah is the one light.

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if no more questions in 5 min. intervals, I go to bed.

>>34284851
Yeah, my impression of irreligious Jews of this generation is that they're less disciplined, less smart etc. Same as how modern whites are less disciplined and smart and so on.

Don't know enough about religious Jews to comment.

Do you think of yourself as White?

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>>34284908
no, not even ashkies are white

>>34284962
now its 3 mins.

>>34284962
Why not Ashkenazim? They have European admixture. Are you Ashkenazi?

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>>34284996
No, they are semites or of khazarian descent.

Im Persian.

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>>34285013
2 min. before going off.

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>>34285029
1 min warning

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>>34285013
What's your opinion of Bobby Fischer?

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>>34284962

Dude, you're not answering my questions about Jesus. Give me examples and reasons why Jesus isn't the son of God. Tell me why God wouldn't create himself as a human being to dwell among his creations. Why wouldn't he do something that would represent who he is such as dying for man kinds sins?

Why is it so horrible and evil? Why do Jews act so nasty about it? I don't get it. I saw a video of a Jew saying something like "I wish I could crucify him again" or some crap. So damn nasty.

Why does your race rip people off and brainwash, sell things at unreasonably high prices. get involved in messed up sex rituals, summoning demons to gain unfair advantages.. commit adultery with every religion thats out there. why is jewism a religion of gaining knowledge and thats all it is? i just dont understand man. why does ur race view every other race as trash animal tier sub humans because they werent "chosen" or because they innocently dont know any better and live by their carnal instincts (which jews take advantage oif btw)

man ur race is pretty nasty bro desu...

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>>34285047
Uncle tom heretic (sorry for being redundant)

>>34285065
More like modern day prophet that I wish more people listened to.

Also, Uncle Tom refers to niggers.

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>>34285062
its all bullshit, just go watch the vids. the thing I posted just proved its all bullshit and anyone who wasnt a brainwashed moron would recognize it

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>>34285091
Ok have a great Shabbos everyone!

>>34285091

Are you saying everything is bull, including the bible? That none of it exists? Or just the new testament part? Only the first 5 books are legit and everything else is fake? Or does the rest of the old testament count too?

Let me know your stance on things.

>>34283631
Hi OP. Do you agree with the theory that genetically your predecessors and future children are smarter in terms of fiscal and economic dealings?