ask a mcdonalds grunt anything

do you get a mcdonalds gun
have you ever fought in any mcdonalds wars

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why does the coke taste different from McDonalds, or from any fast food place in general

>>34302799
i have holsters for big mac sauce and tartar and theyre kind of guns

>>34302813
i havent noticed any difference in the coke, sometimes it gets really shitty in color and we have to run it until it goes back to normal its really nasty

so i dunno money management from the fat cats maybe

How does it feel not only to be a slave minwagecuck, but also know that you're ending peoples lives and clogging children's arteries every day?

That's a double negative right there. You shoudl end it

>>34302813
Because drink machines mix carbonated water with syrup rather than the process being done by Coke

>>34302841
End the McDonalds? I agree. You're a McDonalds veteran. You can do it.

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>>34302786
Why did they stop selling the chicken selects and the southern style chicken sandwich and replace it with that awful buttermilk sandwich?

>>34302786
every time I order a plain mcchicken they put mayo, bacon, and lettuce on it. why? how do I order just the chicken and the bread without sounding like a picky sarcastic piece of shit.

>>34302841
i eat mcdonalds everyday and im 130 lbs, no clogged arteries here, kid

do you ever feel like you're an NPC?

have you or any of your co workers ever glitched when a client said something out of the "script"?

and am I missing anything for not going to mcdonalds on the last 5 years?

>>34302893
you say you want it plain, you retard

What are the limited time items in your region?

Also what region are you in?

>>34302897
That doesn't matter though. One day you will just collapse and die anyway

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2092071/Stacey-Irvine-17-collapses-eating-McDonalds-chicken-nuggets-age-2.html

>>34302917
>I order a plain mcchicken they put mayo
faggot

>>34302887
they rotate out shit that isnt "popular" enough just to test out their menu shit, so even if you loved it youre kinda fucked

the crispy buttermilk is kinda gay though

>>34302913
no but i get bored waiting for people to order
yeah youre missing out on the mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich

>>34302925
we have signature crafted sandwiches that arent bad, like sweet bbq bacon and pico-guac. they arent bad.
usa

>>34302935
go to a good mcdonalds like mine, or just go in and complain, they have to do shit. just get mad and in their face, they'll get a manager cause theyre scared

yeah can i get a number 2 and two kids meals

>>34302996
what size do you want that number two and what kind of kids meals

>>34302988
yeah I think that's the problem cause where I live its a bunch of Mexicans that can pretend not to understand what I'm saying or they are too lazy to give a shit. either way its annoying af

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>>34303021
the offbeat chance they make it right it ends up being spicy chicken mfw

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Where will you be when Taco Bell wins the franchise wars?

>>34303021
i mean we have mexicans that work in the kitchen and they know what their screen says, its not hard, your mexicans are just bad

>>34303012
a large please and can i just get a regular kids meal

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>>34302786
What should I avoid saying/doing to fast food workers
I don't like being a dick

>>34303038
not shitting my brains out

>>34303063
if you said a regular kids meal id kick your ass

>>34302959
No, that's the Chickfila sandwich

>>34303122
clean up after yourself inside, know what your order is if youre in drive thru but dont be aggressive and too fast

>>34303130
>cuck-fil-a

Fuck off, normie.

>>34303166
>Not enjoying a solid chunk of chicken instead of low quality chicken from McDonald's with a side of delicious waffle fries and frosted lemonade

hue

>>34302786
HI Joe

>>34303318
thats not my name you cunt

>>34302786
What happened to the actual cheap food? There's not even a dollar menu anymore just some constantly changing 2 for $5 bullshit.

Wendys has burgers and chicken sandwiches for a dollar wtf reeeeee

>>34303652
thats not even true the mcpick 2 for 2.50 is fucking insane getting two mcchickens (the best fastfood sandwich) is so good
also hamburgers are $1 so i think you just cant read

>>34302786
Is it an all right place to work?
do you get free food?


has anyone ever spat in someones food.

Does Mcdicks use real beef?

>>34303683
hamburgers are like 1.39 at the mcdonalds I work at

>>34303834
its a job, depends who youre working with. good managers are better, and if youre trying they wont bother you as much, just dont get too good or they expect more from you

no i get 50% off but sometimes free food
no ive never seen spit
>>34303836
yeah

>>34302786
Why do you cheaper dollar menu sandwiches always seem smashed down as if somebody sat on them? Is it because the buns you use are already fucked up? Or do you just have angry people slapping the burgers together?

>>34303887
Is there anything there that's actually homemade or is it all just frozen shit in bags?

>>34303892
the buns are different for all the cheaper sandwiches, but the people wrapping them might just be shit and push down too hard when doing it like retards

>>34303318
That's my name cunt, and I don't work at McDick

>>34303953
the coffee and soda i guess technically

i got fucking fired from mcdonalds

>>34303973
lol how its not hard

>>34302786
how many days of the week do you work and for how many hours a day and what shifts(like times)

asking because I might want to apply. I need the money right now.

>>34303980
yeah but it was my first job and i have fucking trauma

>>34304013
i have a pretty consistent 5 days and my hours are up and down because my availability is really open , plus this is a slow time of year.

im getting more hours now, our supervisor likes me and wants me to get more time so idk.

>>34304046
I don't wanna work more than 4 hours. Do you think they'd be lenient considering I have two illness's?(chrons disease and type 1 diabetes)


P.S: I'm in Canada. I don't know if it's much different in the USA over there but it's fucking Mcdonalds so I really doubt it.

>>34304088
we have a lot of people with like 3 hour shifts, but theyre under 18 so i dont know. just bring it up with them

>tfw always try my best at McDonalds but still get yelled at

I get so overwhelmed whenever we get busy. I hate working Saturdays, especially in the mornings full of old people. At least it is just a side job.

I hate the 16 year old faggots working here too, they are too confident. They actually fuck up more than I do but they just laugh it off when they do, when I fuck up I get yelled at. At least the managers that matter like me so my job is in no danger.

>>34304149
where do they usually have you? i always get told to just hurry up but thats the worst of it, just managers wanting to look better

>>34304295
Taking drive-thru or in the front normally. They get mad if I try to help them get orders but also get mad when they see me doing nothing. It's really only two managers I hate working with.

>taking front order and customer changes mind after paying twice, unfortunate coincidence
>manager asks me if I'm repeating orders, say yes
>take another order, usually talk fast to get order done quickly
>manager is standing behind me
>"I didn't hear you repeat the order"
>I fucking did

can you help me bring the chicken biscuit back to the breakfast menu

>>34302813
its a special recipe they have thats supposed to make burgers taste better. tacobell has the same kind of deal with mountaindew, their mountaindew tastes better with taco seasoning. burgerking has pepsi.

how many nuggets do you sneak on a shift?

>>34302786
How does it feel when a cute girls soft hand brushes against yours?

>>34302786
How much jizz is really in my McDouble? Like just a pint or two...or a was it dropped inside of a leaky trash bag overflowing with multiethnic loads and then cooked?

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>>34307239
Tangy dipping sauce