Seriously is this the robotmaker? I honestly think I'd be

If you'll notice, penis sizes are larger in societies that existed without clothes to cover their junk for longer periods of time. Germany was full of savage tribals until a few hundred years ago, so its got the biggest white cocks. And the Congo people still don't wear clothes, so that explains that. More assortative mating based on male genital size when its right out in the open and females dominate the sexual/pairing system of a culture.

>>34303492
alot of the african numbers are self reported surveys

so yeah

>>34303667
sure thing dicklet

>>34303742

Most men around the world are under 5". That's like saying "So long as he's not under 6' height doesn't matter."

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Italy and france is 6.2 inches average, feels good man.

Nigger countries self report

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>tfw larger than average peen
>tfw never going to use it

>>34303492
>tfw im 6.5 in
will my incredible ebony greatsword be enough for these wenches

>>34303492
asean?
fdagafdasdf

>>34303987
>>34303994
Funny how everyone always has above average dick size.

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>>34303742
>huge dicks are painful and a turn off

A turn off, not always. Painful maybe, depends on the cocksmanship of the man wielding the instrument.

I'm a little over 8" long with a 6" girth and if I'm not careful I can really hurt my girlfriend if start pounding her (she's kind of tiny at 5' 2"). Early in the relationship we had some hard drunken sex and I ended up taking her to the doctor a couple of days later, I had bruised her cervix pretty badly. I still feel bad about it .

But man, it is so cash when I cum with the head of my dick squishing into her cervix while her tight pussy squeezes it.

>>34303492
>5.5 inch average
>India and China make up for 35% of population
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

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Guess im from the congo then.

AYOO HOL UP

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>>34304016
Not that guy but I feel numbers are kind of too low compared to what I've seen in real life

I used to be made fun of because of my dick size and I am not small according to the scales. it's stuck me kind of as a fetish ever since even though I am pretty decent now

my dick is fine

it is not the reason i cannot get a girlfriend. despite all the memes on here i literally do not think about the size of my dick on a day to day basis because i assume it's fine and am comfortable with that. there's so much other shit that's wrong with me that my dick is not among my concerns

How does fucking everyone have a significantly bigger dick than me

It hurts

It's like, you're meant to say 'oh well at least I have x' but I haven't got SHIT that's good about me. Just of the things I can't solve: small dick, disfiguring skin condition, chronic disease (Chron's), unmanly voice, etc into eternity. Plus the shit I COULD solve, but why fucking bother if all the other shit is still going to be there?

I hate it

>>34304093
>>34304101
Whiteboi beats kang

>>34303623
So basically the romans were right, small penis is civilized and large penis is barbaric.

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>>34304160
Thats the meme anon. Like this guy >>34304016 said everyone always says they have a 6-7in+ dick yet here we are with the average of 5. Most men are so insecure that they will lie on an anonymous image board about it fucks sake.

Men will still never accept the fact that women don't give a shit about dick size unless it's abnormally small or large. It's only you and other insecure men who care.

>>34304213
Fuck civilization, choadlet. I'm happy with my big dick.

5" here

fucked 30 girls, some one night stands, some while dating, some long term FWB

total two-pump chump too, gotta go multiple rounds every time

This can't be true, there's no way 4.3" is average. Im 6" and I feel like I have a little/bellow average size.

>>34304229
>It's only you and other insecure men who care.

Well said except perhaps that you narrow it down to women only caring or not. I'm heterosexual but I don't judge.

And even if it's very small or very large, there is someone out there who fetishizes it.

Good luck, robots. I'm going to see if my tiny GF wants to go round two tonight with the 8" bludgeon I'm packing.

>>34304291
Perfectly agree anon. Must suck to have an average size dick my gf loves my 10.5in

>>34304321

Shit she shot me down. I did eat her out for about an hour, the edging was too much.

Damn son, that thing must be dangerous.

>>34304509

You must not have a lot of experience. Allow me to pontificate.

The vagina comes (tee-hee) in as many size variations as the penis.

I've had girls that could not handle the 8" schlong at all and girls who felt like bottomless pits.

I would say that the old adage "there's someone for everyone" is pretty much spot on.

As far as finding them, though, sorry to say I can't help you there.

>>34303492
>mfw im bigger then 7.1 and taller then 6 feet but no girls.Im not even ugly too.

>>34303492
>freakin Citation required.

>>34304005

exactly

instantly discarded

>>34303492
The 5" inch average for USA is complete bullshit. I've heard these guys meadure dicks by pushing the ruler in too. Maybe its just full of old guys with ED

t. 6 incher who got laughed out of one night stand

>>34303492
Sick dude. Wake up one morning and have a bigger dick. At the end of the day your pants might be a little tighter, but your pockets will be spilling spaghetti regardless.

>>34304809
>measure dicks by pushing the ruler in too
Because that's how you're supposed to measure.
Are you literally retarded?

>>34304892
I mean pushing into the fat pad

My dick is a scratch higher than 7 inches and ive never even held a girls hand

>>34304917
Yes that is the entire point.

>>34304016
My dick is a completely average 5"5

just measured mine. idk if im doing it correctly but sitting down, i measured from the part of my dick that connects to midriff/pubic area to to the tip which is approximately 15 cm.

is that bad? some people say to measure from the opposite side

>>34304931
So you believe that the average american male has a visible ~4.5 inch erection

Kek

>>34303492
>le "Big african dicks" meme
SELF
REPORTED
(((SURVEYS)))
Niggers are dicklets.

>>34304966
Yes most men are dicklets.
The 2013 study reports 5.6 inch average.

>>34303492
My cock is over 7" and I assure you it doesn't help one bit

my cock is 9.7 inches and believe me op its not true

>>34304271
you are fine buddy. i don't know where you are getting that from. i am in the same boat as you and i thought it was small cause porn

>>34304809
is 6 inches really too small that is around how big i am were you really laughed at

>>34304182
>>34304182
You're so delusional. If your penis isn't even average, your gf will more likely to get turned on by the big ones

>>34305205
She told me I was the smallest she'd ever seen. I called her a worthless cunt. I think in the end she hurt me more than I hurt her

The worst part of it is that that was my only attempt at a ONS and she was ugly as fuck

>>34305290
i thought 5" was average

>>34303492
you're wrong anon autism is autism

>9x6 bbc and still a fat wizard with manboobs

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>>34305323
shit i guess it feels good to know i am unlovable. i guess i am going to be khv forever and die alone. i am not crying my eyes are just wet

>>34305355
Well I don't think 6 inches is small per-se, it's like the equivalent of a 5'9" man

>>34305379
don't try and back peddle now. you just told me i was a disappointment and women would laugh at me. i can't face sex with any confidence knowing i am the way i am. i knew i was horrible before all of this but i still had a little hope that maybe i could try harder or dress nicer or something, but it really hits you when it is something you can't change or at least me. i still remember this time when i was a boy a bunch of drunk chads walked by and said i was the creepiest ugliest guy they had seen and walked away. i just want to carve out some hole on this earths wall, climb in and never leave.i should have been a pair of ragged claws
scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

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>tfw german
>tfw not average

feels good

My cock is 5.3 inches I think.

I ALWAYS tell women it's 6 inches if they ask. That way they don't expect HUGE but they aren't turned off. Couple girls have said my dick was pretty big but they both had a low cock count.

>>34305674
How thick is your dick? Length dont matter

n-no homo

>>34305695

Not sure. Its not that fat, but its on the thick side.

>>34304981
i measure without doing bone pressed are you telling me i should assume everyone else is bone pressing

>>34305498
god reading that back i sound fucking autistic. i am just so repressed i don't know what to do or where to go

>tfw 4 inches
is there hope for me?

>>34305674
1) she lied to you about being big
2) you are the reason that women seem to be such size queens because people keep measuring incorrectly (bone pressed) and completely lie

>>34303742
>unless it's under 5"
well fuck

>>34303667
lmao most of the measurements for these are self-reported

Insecure as fuck

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>>34303492
Start making her worry about the size of her vag.
If an average dick isn't enough then the problem doesn't lie with you.

iphone length. what iphone though? 6s...

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>tfw lost 15 kg so my dick would look bigger
>it doesn't

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>if my penis was just a few inches bigger - I feel I'd have way more confidence in social situations, not stuttering and so on

I will never, never, never understand this

I'm a socially retarded wreck but penis size is one of my least important concerns, and I have a small one too

So thats why everyone ganged up on germany in ww2.

>>34304809

That doesn't add up because 6" is extremely common if not the mode and certainly above the mean. What country? Was she a nigress?

>>34304969
This, a lot of data from third world countries is self-reported. When doctors show up to measure, somehow the averages drop by an inch or two miraculously.
>African niggers somehow have dicks much bigger than their American/Caribbean brethren.
>South Americans have dicks larger than either native people or latinos or any of the ehtnicities they're descended from.
Yeah right.

>>34303492
A bit over 7 inches here, I would give 2 inches away for 2 inches of height.
t. king of manlets

>>34306468
>lmao most of the measurements for these are self-reported
Nope, the European and American figures at least are measured. Where I live they measure our height, testicles, penors and all that other shit routinely during our school years.

>>34309186
Actually a just under 7 inches, my bad. I would rather have a 5 inch or so dick and be avarage height than a goddamn manlet.

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>>34309216
at least you're not both manlet + dicklet

>>34309187
You were molested my man

>>34303492
> big dicks make you confident brah
Another normie lie. I don't have a monster cock, but my length is above average and girth is average. My confidence is nearly zero.

>>34309257
>50 year old female doctors touched my gentials briefly under supervision.
Yeah, fucking traumatic. And I also bathed nude at beaches until about age 8 and had communal showers at school/gym. Not everyone lives in the USA where patting your nephew on the head makes you a pedo suspect.

>>34303492
>more confidence in social situations
How?