>Be 27 >Lurked /fit/ for 3 years for the jokes and slowly

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>Be 27
>Lurked /fit/ for 3 years for the jokes and slowly learning how to lose weight
>Last week was my first day in the gym
>Wanted to lurk in the gym for a couple months before I lift weights so I head over to the swimming pool for laps
>Dive in and barely get through 2 laps of the tiny pool before i stop on the edge
>Lane next to me is a qt latina girl who was giving me looks
>She then stopped on the other side and waved at me to come over
>I hesitated then started swam over
>She then took off right when i was about to get to the other side
>I look over and she is now laughing and yelled "Swim over here! Catch me!"
>I swim again as fast as I can
>She again takes off
>Fuck this shit
>I touch the wall and swim after her determined to catch her
>I finally can see her glorious ass right infront of me about 1 and a half arm lengths away
>Not sure what to grab so I reached out to grab her swimsuit
>Suddenly BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
>A mouthful of female fart bubbles go directly into my face
>mfw
>I stop, get out and never have been back since.

Females are fucking disgusting.