Oh my, wagie! Would you look at the clock? It's almost 9 PM!
You really should get some sleep, you've got a big day tomorrow! Are you all prepared for the presentation with Mr. Shekelstein and Dr. Goyimberg? Either way, we're so proud of you wagie!
Oh, me? Oh don't worry about me, wagie. I'll probably stay up until 4 AM at which time I'll pass out in an ounce of my own semen.
Please don't make too much noise when you leave in the morning. I like to get my beauty sleep :)
>>34372207
I thought it was Mr. Nosenburg
>>34372207
These threads make me so fucking angry. Fuck you, you worthless parasite.
>>34372207
>the poor old wagecuck goes to bed
>the superior NEET gets off to 2D head
>>34372207
>be me
>eat fine foods, drive a nice car, live in a nice neighborhood because I work for a living
Enjoy your cup Ramen and water NEET. Don't mind me, I'll just drink this fancy wine and put some caviar on my truffles
>>34372207
Tik Tok on the clock but the wagie don't stop no lol llol lol lol
>>34372264
Some day you'll realize the true path to success through NEEThood. Just maybe not to-day. Off to bed with you my little worker! :>)
This guy >>34372269 has it down pat
>>34372282
Wow triggered much? I'm a NEET and I drink wine every night
I'm not a wageslave but I still got to get up in 5 hours. Life isn't so free for me.
>>34372340
>I'm a NEET and I drink wine every night
My fucking sides. And let me guess, your waifu came to life and lives with you as well? I'll give you this, you got a lot a fee time to convince yourself Tha your life is good as a NEET. That's one plus.
Oh, what's this? My brand new phone? Well the gold plating on it really matches my smart watch. Oh what's that anon, your watch only has one arm left on it? Oh that's too bad. Well I'm sure you don't need a new one *drives away in my Sports car to my massive house*
>>34372567
Amusing fantasy. For real dude I got a large inheritance two years ago and at 24 I live alone and drink wine every nightNow get to sleep you don't want to miss a payment on that sports car :>)
>tfw NEET for 3 months now
How do you people do this? I'm going insane from doing nothing at all all day.
>>34372810
The important thing is to occupy your time with your hobbies. Read, play vidya, even cook (or learn how to!)
Being NEET means being blessed with unlimited amounts of free time, and with all that free time comes unlimited potential. Welcome to the club famarino
>>34372678
Oh right, an inheritance. Yeah I'm sure you got one. I use my lotto winnings all the time to buy stuff.
Tell you what, it will be a burger with sweet potato fries tomorrow, instead of regular. Oh, and don't undercook it. If it's not well done I'm sending it back.
>>34372876
Jesus wagie, the first E in NEET stands for employment. I don't have a job, friendirino, but I'll join you on your 25 minute lunch break if you're lonely :>)
>>34372567
he forgot to tell you he buys the dollar store brand wine
>>34372207
No joke I'm in such a shitty wagie job I consider suicide every day. I can't quit either because my degree depends on it
>>34372264
>>34372282
>>34372399
>>34372567
>>34372876
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>>34373032
You guys know these threads are made by a skype group of wageslaves? FFS there were a couple threads on it over last summer
>Lurk moarOh also SAGE AND REPORT
The wagie lies awake deep into the night
From stress he can't sleep try as he might.
The NEET sets his alarm for the next afternoon
Though he can press snooze if he wakes up too soon.