If you could rename yourself, what name would you pick?

>>34371909
Pepe, obviously.

originuloa

I would change it to Benjamin

>>34371909
Eric
Fuck John

>>34371909
NIGGERKILLER.

>>34371909
Wyatt, probably.

>>34371909

definitely chet, its an uncommon name and two of my favorite musicians are named chet.

>>34371909
Chad
Originaosd

>>34371909
Altair or Gamb.

Ulysses

t. Gaping faggot (no homo)

Brutus

Or

Aiden

>>34372035
ironic kek

i'd probably name myself Malcolm so i could go by mac

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>>34371939
If this ability was available then Pepe would become the new John
>>34371949
A bit faggoty but it's alright
>>34371972
Found the ameriscum
>>34371979
My man
>>34371983
What the fuck why
>>34372029
Chads autistic brother
>>34372035
funi
>>34372253
Found the autistic gamer who thinks these names sound cool
>>34372633
Good but if you don't end up being note-worthy in history then its wasted
>>34372724
Fucking fag

>>34373201
Found the little bitch who has no preferences but likes to judge others.

People like you are really unpopular, i hope you know that.

>>34373201
autism. literal, actual autism.

>>34373201
FAGGOT ALERT FAGGOT ALERT

PLEASE LEAVE NOW NORMIE SCUM FAGGOT

Matthew if male
Eliza if female (please don't meme me, i've loved that name my whole life ...)

Wellington LeBron

Rick Sullivan

I would/ will change it to Jessica after my HRT kicks in

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>>34371909
Rachel

I don't really like that name, but I look like a Rachel and that's the name they were going to pick. My name Brianna is nice too but it's weird when I get compliments about my name.

Ellis.

I just like the name, I guess.

>>34373334
>Brianna
ew

elias, efren, efrain, neil, dom

>>34373334
THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS

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>>34373387
It sounds like a rich white girl name.

I'm white but not rich

Hans.

My last name is german, and my grandfather is german.

You know, you can rename yourself. You don't even have to file for a name change, just being known by a name makes it a legal name.

>>34373334
I keep seeing that picture everywhere. It's not the same person every time that posts it, is it?

>>34371909
Honestly I would stick with Paul. It's a great name desu

Probably Ryan or Josh

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>>34373431
M-maybe

Eeek they found me!

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I wouldnt change my name because no one else in the world has my name.


Feels good not being a John, kyle, micheal, Chaz or any of those other meme names.

>>34373231
>>34373266
>>34373281
Aww, are the little kiddies mad that I picked on them? Sure I have autism but you're no better, we're all scum down here. Accept that and move on instead of living a hopeful delusion

>>34371909
I was named Andrew at birth.

There's no better than that.

Andrew means "manly/masuline".

Non-men btfo

>>34373471
Found the nig. Go to bed, Domqueefius.

>>34371909
Regis Lucis lel

>>34373420
There is no one named Hans under 50 in germany

>>34373465
I can't remember one story I read with that image, but I do remember having a negative connotation attached to it.

>>34373483
Pretty much every name has a very positive meaning, it's all bs.

I'd pick Sepia or something equally autistic

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>>34373545
Also it could be different people because people use memes others post on here, that's how I found it

>>34373599
Yeah. Pretty much. I'm just being an autist.

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I would like Hugo

>>34371909
Deathlord Megatronic Austistobator

>>34373480
you didn't pick on me, I soley defended what was righ. That sole thing was little anon over here and your ANTAGOIZING HIM NORMIE
REEEEEEE

I'm actually planning on changing my name this year. I've been through a mental list of possible options like Elijah, Samuel, Liam, and Mark.

Currently favoriting Joseph. But one of my cousins has a similar name so I'm not so sure.

>>34373462
My name is Josh and my roommate's name is Ryan. Are you following me?

>>34373599
Did you make a kik or skype thread tht got 200+ replies? Normie roastie

>>34371909
Would change it to Elliott

Current name is Justin

>>34373572
>t. non-Andrew

Go to bed Eric lmao

>>34373520
N-NO THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT

>>34373462
!docket

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>>34371909
Jay. The name is pretty cool sounding and my mom's brother and father are named that but nooooooo, she had to call me Dan. If you're reading this, fuck you, mom.

>>34373777
NO ANON DON'T LOSE HOPE ANON THERES S-STILL TIME!

>>34373903
H-how long do I have, brother??

Moot "the cuck" Mootikins

>>34371909
I would've liked Gus or Moe. My favorite names are Bruce and Craig but I'd rather save those names for my sons

>>34373756
my name means godly, id rather be like a god than like a man

i have a generic first name, generic middle name, and generic last name, so something not generic and not shit

>>34371909
I'd keep my name. I have no ideas for boys names. I'd probably name myself after a demon if I was forced to pick a new name. Not out of edginess or anything, just unoriginality.

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>>34373334
>Brianna
who names there son that?

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>>34371909
i wouldn't mind being called Speedwagon

I like my name, but it's awfully jewy. I'd be content with my middle name, which is William.

>>34371909
I don't think I would rename myself. I would feel strange doing it. I don't know how trannies could ever do it.

>>34376094
>I'd probably name myself after a demon
Hello there, Mr. Httpd.

Patrick Bateman

Why? Because check these dubs

>>34371909
adolf,ernst, tyrone, ludwig, pierre, sven, chad

>ctrl+f my name
>no results
you guys have shit taste

I really like my name but it's kinda weird in English speaking countries, so if I could have pick an additional name for anglo countries I'd probably take Andrei.

>>34376709
ooh, ouch

Christopher

Originalnow

>>34371909
Nu-Male Boipucci