spitz some Robot barz anons

>>34371921
Aight man lemme freestyle up in this bitch...

Ey....ey yo.....ey, ey, ey ey, yo, shit is comin mane....real soon imma put yo ass to shame, some fuckers said it aint okay,
to make fun of retard with underdeveloped brain,
too late now homeboy, the station is way behind, we already sitting on the train, cant you tell? Are you fucking blind, deaf, retard with no sense of smell? Cant you hear the rhymes, coming at ya, splash ya? I did this shit hundred times, still waiting for u to learn how to read between the lines, yo shit is lame like yo grandpa wrote it, we in the jungle now boy, nobody gives a fuck who you voted, there are no guidelines around here, you have to think for yourself or disappear, your lifeless body, becomin bloated, you gotta self-help, hear?

Meh im too tired to think now, thread is dead anyway

>>34371921
IN MY ROOM I SIT

KNEE DEEP IN SHIT

I DON'T NEED

I DON'T NEED

BECAUSE WHO CARES ABOUT PERSONAL HYGIENE

WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A GF WHO WILL FUCK YOU AND MAKE A SCENE

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>>34371921
>Touch my meaty pp
>It dongles 'tween my legs
>Swing it o'er my shoulder
>Sweet teriyaki glazed

>I wanna touch yo pp
>Wit my swiddly-twiddly hands
>I'll be yo crusty baby
>If you be my beefy man

>I'm dat deadbeat deadmeat baby
>That slides into yo dreams
>I lay down right besides yo mom
>And make that bitch vaj cream

>Slather me in bacon fat
>And precum frum ur dong
>I'll make you go bizonkers
>for my meatty baby schlong

>Don'tchu never forget me
>I'm the dream you been waiting for

>>34371921
IVE NEVER SEEN REAL TITS

I'M TOO FAT TO SLIT MY
WRISTS

"TRAPS ARENT GAY"

I WILL ALWAYS INSIST

alrgiht check this one out


knees weak, mom's spaghetti

mom's spaghetti
m0m's spaghett1
mom's spaghetti
m0m's spaghett1
mom's spaghetti
m0m's spaghett1
mom's spaghetti

Sitting on the toilet with a handle of scotch
Look at feet, beat my meat, pretty ladies I watch
Spray on the ground and just leave it, I'm a real fucking degenerate
Lay in bed and pray for death, I wonder what my life has ever meant
Cause all I ever do is get high and watch hentai,
Jacking off to my waifu in HDMI, it's no lie,
Ain't nothing left for me but shitposting and tendies,
Cause all I wish for is that somebody would end me

Yo get the fans, cause I'm coming in hot
Say you a baller; you must crie a lot
Say you loaded; you ain't got a shot
Think tiwce twice better have forethought
Running circles round these niggas in my track
smoking all these fags by the pack
don't need a light, they already flaming
too late for an umbrella, I'm already reigning
Ruling these queens, rolling in green
Got more dough than any baker, more meat than any deli
I'm crushing these fruits making them jelly.

>>34373457
These are normie rhymes get outta here with that soundcloud shit

Resident r9k rapper here. I'm making a r9k theme mixtape and I need to know what topics you guys want me to cover.

Already got the neet song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0krhCNCx9w

and the chad song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL1VYPGtbmc

>>34371921
Up in my room serving some midnight tendies
dino, not the Tyson, because I'm rather spendy
My clothes cover me, even though they ain't trendy
My tulpa got my back, but to hell they send me
Pull a Jack move and I'll stab ya with this pen g.
Reflections of a rider, now let me fap to /d
Now I'm all powered up like an og
Blast them normies on siiiiiight B *record spins*
Leaving niggas unsightly.

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>>34373661
10/10, neet song

>>34374265

Thanks. As a veteran NEET it was easy to translate the feels into song.

I'm so lonely
At least I'm not phony
Like all these normies
Leave me alone please
Tfw no gf
Can't cook I'm not a chef
Still lonely might need a bff
Finna fap tho
Cause I get no hos
The internet is my girlfriend
Till this world end

*mic drop*

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>>34371921
WHAT IS IT, WHERE IS IT, HOW WILL IT AFFECT ME
FUCK THAT SHIT, I NEED THAT SHIT'S BOUND TO BE THE DEATH OF ME
FUCK BUYIN' IT, I'M TAKIN' IT, AND SHARIN' IT WITH NOBODY

>>34373151
Almost spit my drink

>>34371921

fine bitch rubs my tummy
rumbly, upsetting
unexpected, feel it exit
she smells it, feel it dripping
hear it ripping, smile;
it reeks and leeks, ruins the sheets
beneath she goes, slurping
it sizzles my ass
got a rash, her rough tounge
in me feels tingley
like spearmint wrigley's
she stops to kiss me
tounge tastes of tendies and wendys

>>34373661
10/10 relatable

>Tfw no sour diesel

>>34371921

Y'all think yo early 20's hurt
Wait til you 30s
yo be begging for a hearse