So I finally did it. I talked to that shy girl in class today.

You get off my board, that's what you do

>>34372232
>What the hell do I do now?

cum on her

>>34372232
Ask her out after a couple more conversations.

bro, she's your gf now

>>34372232
Spend 3 months studying all the PUA shit you can. Finally figure out what to do. Realize class with her ended 2 months ago.

>>34372384
How do you ask someone out without being a creep?

Obviously "please be my girlfriend" isn't going to fly. What, do I just ask if she'd like to go chat over tea or something like that?

>first class of the semester
>only 5 students total
Next class isn't going to be mucu better, only 7 students in there

>>34372554
>Obviously "please be my girlfriend" isn't going to fly.
Of course not, you beta wimp. Women don't like that kind of stuff, obviously.

You've got to say "You're my fucking girlfriend now, cunt."

>>34372232
domesticate her ass. Hold her real tight and dont let her go. She's gonna be struggling at first but then she will calm down and thats what you hold her tighter to make her feel safe. Proceed to let her go and claim your prize

>shy girl

She will either be clingy or she will force you to initiate every interaction. It's not worth it.

She says no to no, then Chad and Tyrone double penetrates her in their apartment

>>34372232
Ask her to study with you maybe.

>>34372918
Or both, variably. God fucking damn it.

>>34372554
"you wanna go for coffee *this afternoon*?"
*insert any suitable time here*
try to establish a specific time, if she is not interested, its her job to weasel out of it

>>34372232
come into class with your pants down. once she sees your throbbing manhood she'll have no choice but to bare your children.

>>34372918
>clingy
>not worth it

Man clingy girls would be the best. How can they not be?

>>34372918
Honestly, at this point, I want clingy.
Being smothered by the affection of a girl that I share a bond with sounds pleasantly intoxicating.

>>34372232
>What the hell do I do now?
stop talking to her because all women are assholes

>>34373304
Just wait until she gets bored of you and then you'll be REALLY intoxicated

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>>34372232
Give a cowboy bebop meme give one

Have a better day

>>34372554
ask for her number, get to know her a bit over text THEN ask her our.
Worked for me.

t. shy gf as of last week

>>34373783
That's actually a really good idea.
I've only talked to her once, so I'm wondering when I should ask for her number. After a few more days of chatting in class?

Should I make up some dumb reason like "so we can talk about the homework", or should I just ask for it without stating a reason after we've had a few good conversations?

>>34373853
a few good conversations.
try not to make up a bullshit reason, just say you gotta leave in a minute and ask for her number.

Hit her in the head with your club and drag her back to your cave

>>34372232
Tell her, "I like you. Do you want to go to [local social place] at [appropriate time]?"

>>34372232

Now you can finally kill yourself.

Make out with her in elevator. Drop your number on the floor, and leave. Get her text the next day. Realize that you still stare at her.

>>34373783
this is an appropriate course of action

>>34373853
My go-to is "do you wanna talk about life sometime?"

It's p cringey but it works and shows you're interested in them

>tfw asked a shy qte girl this on the last day of class last term
>we were obviously both p into each other
>we text back and forth a lot and get to know each other
>make plans to get pizza
>"sorry anon my mom is in the hospital lets shoot for next week"
>...
>I text her the weekend after that week has passed
>fucking ghosts me

feelsbadman

then I saw she made a video of her getting her hair lopped off with scissors at a Women's March while chanting entry level feminist bullshit like "all womin are beautiful!" etc. with tears in her eyes

no big loss there but it doesn't help my soul crushing craving for intimacy fug

>>34373853
Talk to her a few times, ask her, and...be honest about it? Chicks kinda like honesty. Give her yours, for hers, so that way you two can chat outside of class~

>>34377777
>seventy seven thousand seven hundred and seventy seven
Checked

>>34372232
Quit while you're ahead, then you can cherish these memories.

>>34377777
>Pentaget
>Roastie advice

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>>34372232
shoot everyone while blasting pumped up for kicks

>>34372232
Talk to her more, say hi to her in class from time to time and be nice but try not to be overbearing

AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT SPILL A SINGLE DROP OF SPAGHETTI

jus memein lad, grills luv spaghetti cuz it's yummy

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>>34377777
Your quints give me hope.
I'm going to give it a go, man.