ideal comrade/friend

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>>34372580
Anyone who likes aidorus tbhfam

>>34372696
Why?
Bloxyiop

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>>34372580
Someone with no ties to /r9k/. We'd watch anime together and disagree about our favorite girls. There would be no huge secrets and we'd listen to each other even when we didn't know how to offer advice. We would share almost all of our interests, and those that we didn't understand we would try our hardest to learn about each other because we cared. Neither of us would try to become boyfriends or anything, but we would freely be able to be emotional with one another without fear of what the other thought.

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>>34372769
Because that's the only thing that brings me slight joy in this shit life

>>34372771
But you are on r9k so that would void it.

>>34372800
Found anyone yet?

>>34372771
I want this. I had something close to it once but then he said he was just listening to me/pretending to care in hopes that id be gay.

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>>34372871
Nah no one here likes that type of music
lmaoing @ my life

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My ideal is mate is someone who would dress himself as a girl for me, suck mein dick, form a pact of brotherhood with me and play vidya with me.

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>>34373083
My ideal mate is someone that'd buy dresses for me and let me suck his dick every day. We'd play games and watch anime together. Share the same interests and like girls that complement each other.

Someone that would not be afraid of sleeping and cuddling with me when I feel alone and that's going to give me lots of love.

One that'd help me find happiness while I help him find it too.

>>34373298
Well, I already spotted three regulars here. Looks like one.

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>>34373322
Do you want to be my best friend?

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>>34373395
Are you going to buy my dresses and cute clothing?

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>>34373430
I'll buy you tons of shit like this and make-up, too.

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>>34373475
You look nice. You can be my best friend only if you promise to hug_________________ and kiss me goodnight

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>>34373556
I will give you that and more.

>>34372580
someone who's willing to deal with my spergy behavior and willing to try and talk to me and cheer me up when I'm down.

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>>34373668
>that and more
I have to go now. It's getting too hot in here.

Shiburin

I'm a tranny

My ideal friend would be a cis girl who plays video games with me and teaches me to not be shit at being a girl and answers my dumb awkward questions about everything

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>>34374629
Rin "I won't kiss you, but I'll give you a handie" Shibuya

>>34374629
I saw a girl working at the store who reminded me a little of Shiburin. Just a little. Maybe if I had more than a minute to be around her I could tell if she was exactly like Shiburin. She only worked there mondays from what I saw and she hasn't been at the store for a long time. I just have to laugh at myself and enjoy the ridiculousness of my situation. I'm not just talking about missed opportunities. I'm going deaf, losing my teeth, losing my sight, losing my mind. I have a bent nose (not naturally) and I always feel like I'm suffocating a little. I suspect the lack of oxygen is killing my brain. I can't afford to go to the doctor. I need a job. I have ugly facial hair and when I try to shave you can see the shadow of a mustache which is bizarre and I get cuts that look like a disease. I sleep on a chair in the basement. It is probably messing up my back. What I would really like is the perfect job to get me out of this situation or the perfect mate to give me hugs.