How long will she be able to keep up this act? How has she not

>>34372713
She looks like Nick Cage.

Wtf why are her eyes so big

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>>34372713

>Ywn throat fuck this Jewess and nut all over her pretty blue eyes while her fat kike husband coughs in the corner and watches while berating himself

Why live?

he does treat her like shit sometimes and it makes me cringe >most of the time

she's as ugly as he is, that's why

>>34372757
her ancestors come from a mountainous region.

>>34372713
ethan's got a big cut jew cock

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>>34372795
Ethan's pretty hot though. I'd swipe right.

i feel its close

>>34372909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBifNWBf3WI

>>34372948
his posture alone is sickening, he looks like he spends 23 hours a day slumped in a chair

sex between them must be a sight to behold

>>34372954
man those jew chicks in that vide are hot
wtf i love israel now

>>34372954
damn, ethan really lost the way. its like he completely forgot the type of comedy he used to make.

>>34372759
"blue"

They're green you utter dipshit

>>34372954
ive actually never thought about this, do jews have monster dongs?

>>34372948
he'd be ok if he he lost weight and got fit

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>>34373066

They look blue to me

>>34373172
I think their hazel

and that picture her eyes look blue based on the angle of her face

>>34372713
man i want to rape her
original

>>34372713
i fucking loathe all youtube ""celebrities"" and because all the fucking shilling i barely recognize some of them

that old lady in OP's pic, if she were more jewish, she would be ashes.

literally gtfo. kill yourself.

>>34372713
They have fun together and have a creative outlet that yields money. By extension, fun also gives them a social life and a particular amount of fame. Besides that, Ethan is breddy funny and, even if you don't think so, she enjoys it.

Why couldn't they go the distance?

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>>34372713
TFW no jewfu to shill with me on youtube :'(

Because she's fuck ugly and has a low smv. I'm surprised Ethan actually married that fuck ugly bitch, to be completely fucking honest, fampai.

>>34373098
No they cut part of it off

>>34372757
they evolved for identifying potential deals

>>34373202
Lol dude are you color blind? There are free tests online tho

>>34374262
they're green nigga

>>34374308
They look gray and blue sometimes

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>>34372713
She's out-Jewing the Jew, a true model Jew.

>>34374339
dude youre retarded and she's uglier than sin

You guys don't understand how relationships work

The attractiveness disparity between me and my girlfriend of over a year is even greater than theirs, and I'm not a famous YouTube guy either, and we are fine. Wealthy and educated couples over the age of 18 are usually the same way. Only kids, stupid people, and whores evaluate relationships mainly on attractiveness.

>>34372759
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>>34374339
I've heard eyes diffuse light rather than reflect it like most other things so the color is different from different angles