Post ITT the last message you received from a girl

>Ohhh thank you so much!

She came into my Spanish class two weeks late and asked me to send her the homework questions she missed

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>Anon your little sister needs to borrow a calculator
Send by my mom in November. As for non-related girls I wouldn't know I've only had this phone for 1.5 years.

>how do you not understand the context. It says "disease center" on it

Sent from an ex who always thinks she's dying from a different disease every week.

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i don't want to try ever again. i just can't compete with chad... ; _ ;

haven't talk to a girl in 5 years

"Okay"
Riveting

>okaayyyy
in response to lmk when youre ready

>>34372846
The dots are like spraying girl repellant on yourself

>>34372663
>stop texting me
I only asked her if she would consider to talk to me cause I had a crush on her since 6th grade.

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I had no idea it would be this easy

If family count, then it was an emoji sent by my mother.
If family doesn't count, then:
>Are you on skype?
Sent by the (at that time) gf of my friend.

>In the planetarium. How are you holding up?

The answer is, of course, not well. Not well at all.

>Tfw you get to pursue your life dream but u go into 200k debt

Something about vet school

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>>34372663
Okay I'll bite

Domo originale

>>34372910
post or gtfo, r9k is a board where there are no exact reposts

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>"OK just tell her to check the number s on the stuff on oha"

... My boss is female.

I have never received a message from a girl.

Unsurprisingly unoriginal

"Love you honey"

>>34372663
fucking normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ROBOTS DON'T HAVE CELLPHONES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"Here"

Iororogjdbehcifj

Thanks, Mike.

>>34372910
anon...

...ree.

>>34373444
>...
>...
>ree

TRIP CHARACTERS TRIP DIGITS PRAISE KEK

>Lmaooo "anon" y wuudnt I talk to u

>"kk have a nice evening"
ok

"Ok"
"Thanks"

oregano

>>34372663
>As if you think I don't know that or something. You ok?

"Well sorry I have been throwing up for 2 days now. Next time I'll text you at 2 am. Was trying to wait until I knew you were at work."

> -_- i wanna fu king kms

>>34372879
Absolutely this.

oregano origami

>"why you tryna die so bad?"
"Aren't we all"
>"Touche"

she's in green

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>>34372846
>do you...want to go?
oh...anon

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She's not even single hahahhaha.
College is so weird anons. I've never had so many women bugging me back in High School. I don't know what it is that makes them so attracted to me now, I don't think I'm attractive, but I guess nobody really finds themselves attractive. Either way, I've rejected two so far and I just met two girls today. Rejecting others is fun

"Hahaha geez, you're making me want to lift

Gotta be big. Gotta be huge. For my princess"

>>34372846
>>34372910
>>34373055
>>34373985
Read the OP normies. Last message only, no one cares

quart size freezer bags, we also needs toilet paper if you want to get that, and I don't need any ice cream

>Haha, I forgot you were a narcissist.

She thinks I'm a narcissist

"it'll be our dirty little secret haha ;)"

Just a simple

>Thank You!

And it was because I sent her $18. It was for a friend's birthday present, but I'm barely even friends with the guy, so I basically let myself get cucked.

>Eww IoI

"I don't know what to say"
Poured my heart out to this girl who I kinda have a thing with but she's with a bf who she hates. The guy looks like a 2 and doesn't deserve her

>>34373971
>tfw no gf to play along with my humour

>>34372663
"oh, thats nice. wow"

>I'm
She was talking about some guy texting her a shirtless pic and then getting cucked from him by another girl and I called her a dumb female beta

Ive never seen a roastie get cucked so much it's hilarious. She friendzones herself every time it's ridiculous

>>34372846
Yeah new and fresh pasta

>Are you coming next weekend to *REDACTED*

not someone I'm trying to fuck though, just a friend

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>>34372663
>I'm busy right after work tell your parents if you feel this unsafe seriously

Customer was stalking me after so I asked her if she can take me somewhere for a bit so he doesn't follow me home. Nope, she already had plans to hang out with her other friends.

>>34374120
oh don't worry, she's not my gf and she's cucking me with this other guy

>>34372663
Sleep well :)

how was this not original

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It has been a couple of weeks.

It is going well.

oh shit I'm w Christian

>>34374589
is this you guys discussing how she's going to cuck you?

>>34372663
>How did you keep getting my phone numbers??? I'm gonna call the cops again if you don't stop messaging me. You're seriously creeping me out now. And btw my bf is an ex marine and has guns

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>>34374604
Discussing how I am going to start BJJ.

Cucking is degenerate and disgusting. It is p4p the worst fetish that is legal.

>>34373055
>cringe

>both terrible

>>34374638
What the fuck is BJJ?

>>34374219
Women can't be cucked you pol faggot

>>34374638


kek, I've seen a few robot type guys come into BJJ and they never last very long. unfortunately robots already have low self-esteem, so getting repeatedly manhandled by tatted up alpha chads makes them quit.


if you can put your ego aside and realize you will literally get steamrolled by everyone there for a long time, it becomes fun

>>34374728
Blowjob jester

It's when the cuck entertains the bull with jokes while the wife sucks his dick.

>>34374761
You'd be surprise my robotic friend

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I'm getting mixed signals, what should I tell her?

>>34374794
don't reply to it

>>34374791
Leave this board.

Store fronts

>You have until 9 to change your mind and come out with us, otherwise, enjoy being alone!

Guess which one I picked.

>>34374794
if anyone else replies to this post your mother will die in her sleep at night.

No

-origegegenaoli

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>>34374728
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

>>34374772
As you can see by my post, I have absolutely no ego when it comes to physicality. I am trying to get out of my comfort zone and this is exactly what I would never do so I am going to do it.

I fully expect to get the shit kicked outta me but thay's why I want to go.

>Lol sounds good hun btw I love you times infinity plus one Muahahahahaha

Some background, she's my friend from way back and I basically fill the role of the gay friend for her
She and I have said that shit back and forth to eachother for years, and she actually has it tattooed on her back

>>34374819
I get where you're coming from anon. I've been having the same problems with my "friends" except they literally show up to my house and my parents tell them they're glad they showed up to get my "sorry ass" outside. I'm not a normie by choice, I swear.

>>34374916
>sorry
Meant sad, woops

>Hm
>Shooting people and cheating on your wife.
>Who are you?

It was just about Firewatch and some police shooting

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>ITT: all of those thirsty cringy beta orbiter cucks

>lmao

Who even uses that nowadays.

>>34372663
"why did they make the balls white/clear one kid poops in that thing and the whole exhibit is ruined"

My boss at work wrote all of the employees individual letters after the holidays. I read mine every day before work :^)

I had it saved, but my HD has been reset so many times it's long gone, so I can't post it.

It was a suicide letter. She kept telling me she was going to do it, all I asked was that she send me a letter before she did it. I got my wish.

It was heartbreaking to read, how she told me I needed to stop waiting to die and live my life, of how she considered me her true friend, how every time she thought of me she smiled and thought of a life with me and how it broke her heart to leave me alone.


She was schizophrenic, saw shit, heard shit, suffered abuse so disgusting it made even my cold raisin heart recoil at the thought of it. I'll join her one day, but for now I have my mom to take care of. I talk to her old msn account sometimes. I miss her so fucking much.

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All in a burst:

"I don't understand why you constantly feel the need to make yourself look better than everyone else"
"Go fuck yourself"
"You're a piece of shit and you always will be"

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this thread is proof of what this board has become

>>34374589
>have a nice sleep
haha fuck

>>34376012
Gee, anon, what did you say to get that flak?

>>34376219
I publicly called her out because she made a Gofundme for her college tuition.

>>34376281
Lol she is fucking vapid as sin.

>>34376305
She goes to a $78,000 private school, that's why I got so fed up with her. I received hate mail from her friends for a few days after that.

>>34372663
my boss texted me
>didn't mean to call you sorry

it must've not even connected cause i didn't have a missed call

>>34372663
Friendly reminder that utility payment was due Sunday Thks!

>"Really?! Cool thanks"

No context.

''LOL Get over yourself he's MUCH bigger''

3 sunglasses emojis

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For me, 9:12 was over an hour ago

>Let's hang this weekend

Does it count if she is a lesbian?

>I've laughed out loud so many times from an alien missing a point blank shot

My ex talking about her XCOM 2 playthrough about an hour ago.

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>>34372663
me:
You lied to me and manipulated me for months, Anonette.
You say you hate hurting people and after doing this shit to me for months you can't even apologize?

her:
Please leave me alone

That was my first, and hopefully last, gf. For 3 months she used and manipulated me, lied about loving me and was pretty abusive.
I'm not even angry at her, though. It was my fault for ignoring my intuitions about her and saying to myself I was just trying to self sabotage.

>>34375683
>told me I needed to stop waiting to die
>I'll join her one day

>>34372663
>There's a cat cafe event this Sunday

She's about 2,336 miles away and is taken. Just knows I like cats.

>you're different when you text me than in person

she says that i'm weird when texting
what did she mean by this?

>>34376798
You actually talk to her the way you would without the pressure plus probably bring up odd topics she doesn't care about

>>34374794
Nah fuck you nigger , i bet you suck Otto Frank dick for a couple of shekels the night before chrsitmas

>>34376830
not odd topics at all, i text the same way i talk to her face to face

i don't know what it is and i am curious

I've never recieved a text from a girl. I don't even have any girls numbers in my phone.

>>34376949
finally

fuck these normie fags

why do they ruin our board

Ok... night

it was from my lab partner

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>>34376949
This, that is girls I'm not related to.

>"I like talking to you"
Been talking to this super cute girl for about two weeks now

>>34374219
Tell me more, anon. I need to hear MORE.

"I like you and I'll do anything for you"

Infatuation isnt a feel Im to fond off.

>>34372663

>Listening to Neil Diamond and thinking of you <3

I miss you Sarah

>my pussy smells
>sry wrong person
>actually do u have any listerine breath strips?

>>You'll have cute kids. Yeah I hate how the only way for a woman to be respectable and independent is if all she cares about is her work and career. My biology says otherwise lol. I've got baby fever.

We were just talking about when either of us will end up ever having kids.

>>34374794
Really hate these

Anyways, my last text with a girl was when she asked me to go back to being friends.

That was in summer.

I thought I finally made it, robots. There's no escape. I've learned to like living like this. It ain't easy

>>34377805
That's funny because I hate how people will never shut up about me not having friends or a bf it's really because I can't talk to people my age, but I blame it on being career-oriented.

>>34377912

Career oriented.....I used to use that excuse. I even have a decent job to show for it. But now I'm 34 with no gf and no prospects. Maybe I'll drive my car off the overpass on my morning commute.

>K
My mummy

>>34377805

She wants your cummies to make a babby, don't bitch out

>Your water is hot
My girlfriend was telling me the water in the other room was hot so I could make my tea

>!
Sent earlier today

>and put my retainers in and then ill sing with a lisp

>>34372663
"Diego: *says he loves me for the first time after we fuck*
Me: *flirts with Jacob especially hard afterwards*"

>>34378036

She's an old crush I had in higshcool, but we're just friends now.

>>34373985
Sup Chris

Qwerty originally

I'm too lazy to take a screenshot, she said:

Anon what's going on...... did I do something wrong or offend you or something??????

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She sent me this after some nudes to tell me we were gonna fuck tonight

>>34374783
So my wife says to me
"MPHHHHHMMmmmmgurglegurglegurgle"
I look at the broad like, what, is there a dick in your mouth???

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>>34372663

Showed my fiance reviewbrah and she sent me a link to his spicy Sriracha sandwich review.

>get out Norman

>>34378278
Literally why are you on r9k

Go
Away
Norman

>>34378278
Shrimp scampi is good. I don't know why I don't make it more often.

>>34372663
>Okay
Sent after I told her something non-sexual and completely platonic

>>34373055
>Improv comedy
>Attractive
>Not for cucks

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>>34378297
I've left my house 5 times since Christmas and haven't showered in a week. Dedicated sink pisser of 2 years.

Will my application be accepted?

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>>34372663
never in my life have i texted a girl

>>34378410
Why are you doing that to your fiancee? Why hasn't she left you?

>>34372663

>No problem! That's totally I understandable

From my manager

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>>34378484
Shes in surgery recovery at her parents until april, so I get a vacation back to the NEET lifestyle

> goodnight
i was going to sleep

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Been a dry month a non-chad

>you got me all wet :c

>>34378636
T-this sounds like me desu

>>34378848
Kill yourself, you roastie

Oregano original

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>Haha okay! I'll start tea
She's so nice.

>stupid fucking nigger apes

coming from a 5 foot qt hapa girl I met on soc. she's referring to a thread where she posted animal rights are more important than racism and everyone,got triggered

>>34379020
Racism could become systematic again at any time and violate human rights once more, animals are worth less than humans but all life is worthless however that doesn't mean we should violate either human or animal rights. If humans die out, animals could still be just fine.

>>34372663
>having messages from girls on your phone
not even my mom texts me, fucking normalfags

>>34372663
>oh lol we should hangout
that was back in October, never replied

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>>34372663
>Hey anon can you help with me with my computer
I didn't bother helping the roastie, she only messaged me when she wanted shit done.

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"Oh wow okay! Sounds cool!"

>"COMING BACCKKKK"

When my girlfriend went to pickup a pizza.

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A lewd.

>>34374794
I would compliment her looks they love it when you do that

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>>34379144
Chad roleplay is my new favorite /r9k/ meme.

>>34374589
baby girl? what are you her dad? hahahaha

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:)
1 week ago.

>It's horror movie worthy

>>34372663
>Yes thank you!
Four months ago, she asked for a copy of an old paper I'd written.

> Bom dia amor

Am brazilfag

>great i'll head to your house

>Mom: did scout get his meds?

>>34376949
This
Fuck what this place has become, its basically /soc/2.0

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>More or less
I made a friend using drunk tinder. She's pretty based.

>>34372663
>She booked her flights today. She arrives in [place redacted] on March 1st at 10:19PM, and she's set to fly out on August 28th at 4:01 PM. Wanted to let you know so you could plan accordingly.

My wife talking about a friend visiting from overseas.

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Last message I got from a girl was September 2010, I had a pretty big crush on her during highschool but she wasn't interested.

>ewwww it's so small

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>>34372663

>Yep, you blew your chances.

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All in a row. The roastie was real fucking mad

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>>34380851
Envy, is that on of the seven deadly sins?

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>>34372663
Strange, but it was pleasant to talk to you, its cool when a person is smarter than you

no I wont fuck her

>>34376749

Yeah I know, but still I can't get anything done. I can't get a job, I can barely function as a person, my mom and her friend are disabled so I have to take care of them(wipe asses and change diapers) i'm living in hell and I can't do anything about it. I made a promise to take care of my mom and I don't break my promises unless circumstance requires it. I'm alone and afraid and the only two emotions I feel anymore are wanting to kill myself and wanting to kill them, then myself. I hate being alive, and unfortunately that letter couldn't sway my decision. I'll join her in whatever heaven or hell is waiting for me. It'll be sweet fucking release.

>>34374794
fuck off faggio

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Going out tomorrow night with a viet, girl. She is 5 years older than me but she is pretty humble and reserved. She only has one male friend who is gay and works a shitty job. She is 25

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>>34372663
Hopefully this will suffice. AMA Got plenty more.

>>34377651
She always gets a new make friend, but she likes MTF trans and nerdy beta guys, both of which will never make a move. She waits too long, Chad comes along and she scares them away because she's so autistic.

>>34372663
>go home already, its late.
Signed, grandma

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>You better not kill yourself.

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>>34380851
>>34380866
storytime pls

originalius

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I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>you need to know yourself, ill wait you.

>>34373174
Same here, if not counting any business talk.

>>34374794
fag
very original tbqh familia

>>how would you know? Smokers cant smell

>>34381106
lmao
are you gay or is that ur mum

>hey cutie
on bumble
I was thrilled but she never got back to me after that

Last messages I received from girls:

>it's alright

>I think you'll ruin your life

>And sweet dreams for when you nod off

>hahahaha deal

>GOOD

>ALLAHU ACKBAR

>Yeah!!!

>you air breathing schmuck

All from different girls. I am not romantically attracted to any of them. Women are weird.

>south park tonight

Because we watch South Park together.

>>34381513
Oh lol no. It's my wife. I was taking a shit. We switch n stuff.

>thanks hun you too.

>2012

some girl who smoked pot with our group. had big tits and meh face and now shes married so i regret slightly for not making a move

>>34382595
Why do you text your wife like a 13 year old boy?

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>>34373057
Fell asleep sorry

Kk! Here's one of the less lewd ones

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>>34372663
This morning.

What did she mean by this anons?

>im so horny i want you to tie me up and fuck my asshole daddy

i almost wish i was lying. shes coming over in 8 hours wtf do i do? ive never even touched a grill.

>>34382817
You're her non-gay best friend

>>34382778
get off my board you filthy fucking normal fucking cunt fuck fucking nigger fucking NORMALSIME FUCKING DICKHEAD CUNT

>>34372663
So go to class

original

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>>34382742
??? Why does it matter? Sorry mature texting police. :DDDD

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I love bad bitches like these

>>34383061
Make her disappear forever.

>But the ant. It scream.
Me killing myself when?

>>34383441
Right now just do it

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>>34374027
This tbqh. Fucking normalcunts will do anything in their power to spew on any post possible. Fucking diseases.

>>34378152
Hi anon! What's goin' on buddy?

>>34372663
Good morning!

gf telling me good morning

>good morning

not gf telling me good morning

>My appointments on Sunday
Thats it

>>34372663
>goodnight love you too

>>34372663
>No you insane alcoholic.

That was 4 years ago. In hindsight it was probably better than I deserved.

>Hmm not funny

>Bacon egg cups
Context: She invited me over for breakfast. Made cups out of bacon and cooked an egg in them. Breddy gud

>ty man dude

Friends gf

it was either

>are you okay?
or
>wanna play pathfinder i found a ground on /tg/

i forget

K
(From ex)
From 2014

Depression hit me I don't talk to anyone anymore.

>>34383635
whoops

>found a group on /tg/

>>34374794
I hate these. so fucking obnoxious.

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>>34372663

>Hahahahahahahah ok to you too

some girl from school asked me some stupid school related thing and started to write some stupid problems and i simply said ok like a madman and normal human male

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It hurts..

backstory: she wanted to move to the USA and my poltard ass tried convincing her to stay but it ended up with me just insulting her and calling her a race traitor

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>inb4 normie reeee

An original post

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>normalfags with gfs posting on this board

why the fuck are you even here

>>34383805
Reeeeeeee not a robot
How got girl if robot? It no work delet this fake robot

>>34374794
No fuck you fuck you why I hate u

>>34383817
Because I used to be a robot and I identify with robots

>>34383817
they're leeches feeding off the misery of robots

>>34383805
what fetish I must know

>>34383926
Lactation.

Originally

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>>34372663
>Milk n baking soda
Neighbor needed some ingredients.

>>34372663
talking about her upcoming exam and another one we have to give together.
>>"I didnt pay much attention to reading therefore my vocabulary is not good."

>>34383944
That one would be so fun to eat.

>>34374794

Reeeeeee god dammit

oregino

>>34372846
Man you need to hype them up, like talk about something funny before you ask them out. Create a bit more positive scenario when they are happy and associate going out with you as fun. And leave the dots man. Don't give up anon! :)

>>34374794
Well then I am leaving this shitty ass thread

>>34373985
You are doing God's work, taking revenge for your fellow wizards.

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>>34372663
>girls texting me
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>"that album is amaze"
earlier today
album is purpose by jb

>>34372663
Please meet me at 11 and I can drive us to the shoot location

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>>34378540
Mate that sounds absolutely INCREDIBLE, you're properly living the life, wow

>>34383199
You don't like free lewds?

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>Night :) it was nice seeing you too! Thank you for coming!
Sometimes, I feel as if it's the pleasantries that hurt the most

I've been having this insane urge to watch Rurouni Kenshin too

idk how to greentext but we're both neets and otakus.

>Hey, I'm sorry for texting you after I was the one who said we shouldn't talk. I still think that we shouldn't talk but I just wanted to tell you something.
>Honestly, I'd be up for, in a few years if we're both single, meeting up. I just think we both need to move on so I said no to that because I don't want to be in the back of your mind as an option, keeping you from moving on. (And I'm sure this text isn't helping with the moving on part, I apologize for that. Please don't feel like you need to respond to this.)
>Sorry if this seems irreverent by this point or if this does more harm than good. That's not my intention. I just felt bad leaving this kind of harshly.
>Have a good semester.

Fuck her. Why send this almost a month after we've broken up? I want her back so bad but she really hurt me with how she handled things.

>>34384177
i know this feel.

I feel like they mock us when they do that.

>>34372910

Someone I know is dating a chick who's like a 9/10. She's pretty loaded, they went to the zoo together, picnic, he watched a play, etc and this guy works a minimum wage job.

Are relationships all bullshit and easy to get into? I know

>asking on /r9k/

I just don't know. I still have doubt.

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Here's the last message.
Original comment.

>>34384249
I did this before.

Don't take her up on it though. There is probably a fundamental difference between the two of you the just isn't compatible with each other.

But wtf do I know right.

So, are girls this easy? I don't fucking get it.

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I hadn't talked to her for months and I doubt I'll talk to her again for months.

>>34384410
Confidence. If you don't have it, then fake it. Believe me it works. If you really wanna get girls, learn how to lie for real. Like be this terrific liar. Be such a good liar that you can look them in their eyes and lie to them on their face. If you're not funny then fake it. Learn some jokes and stuff like that. Soon you would get in the rhythm and pick it up.

>>34384490

Everyone's been telling me that. a friend of mine is working in Papa John's and he's dating a girl who's pretty loaded. not rich, but goddamn. He says he really doesn't know how he ended up with her and why she like him. It just happened.

>>34384521
Believe me man it works. And you won't know it until you try. Don't give a damn what others think or say. Don't give a damn to what the girl think of you. I was like everyone here, completely tensed and everything. Don't be emotionally attached at all in the beginning, don't really care about her and maybe think of her as a social experiment. At least you would know what not to do when approaching a girl. Also learn to fake it and lie :) Remember, Men fall in love with what they see, Girls fall in love with what they hear :)

>>34384115
Thanks anon. I honestly don't know why it's so enjoyable to reject someone, I guess the position of power that you have and the autistic rage that ensues like in my pic is just fun to see unfold? Sorry if this comes off as sociopathic or le edgy, but if this happened my first semester of college, I really don't know what's in store for the remaining ones.

>>34384673
Yeah, the high of being in a position of power is definitely the cause. Feeling that hit when you get this satisfaction when you turn down a person, it's kinda addicting. I get it. It gives you a self esteem boost and kinda makes you more superior then the other person. Just don't turn into a big asshole that's all. Like don't ruin these girls for other guys :)

>>34372663
>Sorry :(

oiuytrerftgh

But the way you see things and they way he does are different

she was trying to guilt trip me into hating a friend cause, woman

goodbye

just goodbye

since she hasn't talked to me

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piss easy

>>34373055
she's literally begging for u to meet her in person and you still carry on with your stupid ass chat. ask her out you fgot, and not to some fancy restaurant. ask her out to a walk in the park or some shit where there are no other people in your personal space.

>>34383381
>sounds like a good idea
no

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this is the last text i received from a guy

its pretty cringe

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From my mother
>ok I'll email it to you later

from someone not related, a year ago from a girl in my econ class
>don't forget evaluations are tomorrow

>>34384994
you should have been nicer though

>>34372663
>Please don't die

I was ill earlier, nothing crazy

>>34385008
No, i dont want him to get his hopes up

>>34385030
You did the right thing. It's good to break their hearts as soon as possible if you don't like them. Hurts a lot more when you keep them on hook.

>>34385030
just tell him what you think in a non dickish way, it doesnt need to be this brutal

you have no idea how much it hurts to be rejected and it's even worse when it's the way you did it

>"whats up"

wow exciting. im a normie when it comes to girls and five different ones messeged me yesterday. four of them asked if i wanted to hang out, and one said we can't anymore. i liked that one more than the others so its kind of a bummer.

>>34385110
It's always the one that gets away anon.

>>34384742
Yes! That's exactly it. Like I said before, back in High School girls really didn't pay attention to me. Mostly because I think I was super weird and known as the dude who would be the school shooter. Like for my senior prank I made a 9/11 recreation for a computer programming class and got an A on it oddly enough, and my account got banned and I responded to the ban with the Navy seal copy pasta and got the entire school network banned. It was worth, but now in college people just see a new face, and you're definitely right, it is a self esteem boost. I didn't know I was "attractive" or even "cute" before all this, and honestly I thought it would be similar to high school. Yea that's a big fear of mine; becoming this "le superior dood" and thinking I can pick up any girl. Oh and also this girl is already broken beyond belief, like she was living with her boyfriend when she sent me this shit and she wanted me to fug her. The first day we met she gave me a fugging condom and said "don't worry, I don't use them anyway". I still have it too. Also she's taken almost every drug under the sun. But I get what you're saying. Thanks for listening anon, I do appreciate it.

>
Fuckkthebot

>>34385203
I think you really you can never ever guess what a girl might end up liking for real in a guy or who they might find attractive.They are just weird to be honest.Still good for you and glad you understand.And you're welcome man :)

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She calls me daddy because I'm her daddy dom and she's my little.

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>i just got into a commitment and i can't get mexican with you anymore, i'm sorry

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I posted this a week ago and anons congratulated me because it looked like I was on my way out of here
I ended up blowing it

>>34372663
"Cuck"

like bruh i don't have a girlfriend how could i enjoy watching someone else fuck my favorite jpeg

>>34384299
I think they can be if you have a positive attitude towards them. I'm 5'6", 200+ lbs, worked in fast food for like 5 years, and my first (only) girlfriend was a 9-10 in looks. She basically asked me out too, saying "I wish I was really your girlfriend." We were virgins when we met, dated for 2 years. She fell out of love with me and cheated in the end, haven't spoken to her since. So, the state of mind I have now after that makes any future relationships seem impossible to me, I just want to avoid women for now. But the way I used to look at things before is the mindset I think makes it possible, being happy and being yourself is how I behaved. There's a lot of people out there so it might take a while to find somebody you match up with, I mean I didn't have my first kiss until I was 21, but I think there's always somebody that finds you charming. If you meet them, just go with the flow and don't overthink things.

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She just cant get enough of me

>>34383381
100% chance of being a russian scammer.

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>>34385872
Contd

>Want to get on the bus with me? :)

t. my cousin asking me to get on the bus with her to school, on the day that my crippling anxiety dictated that I couldn't go anymore

>>34374794
i hope you die in your sleep tonight

lorfigi

>Haha
>Goodnight. ~

from russian girl that chatted

>>34372663
>I'm so sorry about last night my phone got wet. I dropped it in a puddle and it wasn't working. There's no way I would just blow you off without saying anything honey

>>34372910
>I'm sad

Holy shit, you're one pathetic motherfucker

>>34385470
How did you blow it, anon?

>>34372663
>I ate a whole tub of ice cream and my tummy hurts
she's like 110lbs 5'8 how the fuck....

>>34374118
I always liked how you orbiting cucks ge to decide who deserves who. Demented shits like you always get what's coming to them, sooner or later. Have fun

"Naw i'm not."

>>34372663
Her: You are gay

Me: 4 U

>>34372663
>*she would snuggle against him. Nuzzling his neck gently.* "Your arms feel so strong and warm around me."

Autistic roleplay xd

>>34376683
Why are you still in contact with your ex, you empty husk of a man? Kek

>>34374794
oh fuck I hate these

>Let's catch up next week:)

She's my shrink's daughter...

We're ~30 year olds.

>Omfg nooo

>>34372663
"alright for some" in reference to me having a job and hating it

>>34379197
May god have mercy on your poor soul

>Thanks
My piano teacher thanking me because she has to postpone the lesson today because she is sick.
She's a good teacher but i'm just starting to like her less and less.

Anyone posting anything in this thread is a gay fucking normalfag and needs to get off this board.

>>34386597
Roleplayers should off thesmelves. You are probably being catfished too.

>>34374794
god I hate fucking jews

"Yes if you want"

Unfortunately the question was not if we can have sex.

>>34386682
who says it was a woman xdddd

>>34372733
same text but different context... lol

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>>34385880
She sent pics first anon

"np" as she made a typo in her text

>>34386681
Fuck off to wizardchan. R9k is becoming what it was made for again, it's not the autist hugbox it was for a few years anymore.

>>34384330
You sound like a whiny beta manchild, can't wait for sher to dump your sorry ass

>>34386501
Dinner was cool (or so I thought), I texted her again Thursday to see if she wanted to drink with me but got no response

>>34374889
anon...

...thats really gay.

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>Man... we gotta be partners for everything.
She means lab partners.

>>34374794
Hbdsrijbfswey8iknvswhbtdffjg

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>That's actually pretty poetic... i could say it to roomie next time he tries to argue reality with me. Haha

>>34373444
Trips check't and feels fel't

>>34386941
FUCK HER ASSHOLE ANON

>>34385470
Should have stuck with your choice, letting her change where you were going to dinner is a sign of weakness. I'm sure it went similarly on your dinner date and you turned her twat into the Mohave.

>>34386761
Either you see live pictures or those are Russian hackers coming to fix your erection.

>>34387139
Option A and B were fine with me
That last message from her is suggesting C and to which I replied "I'm mainly feeling those two [A and B]"
We ate at option A

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>>34372663
I love my qt asian gf you guys

pls dont norman me im old

>>34387279
>emoji in name
You know what to do, Norman.

>>34387392
she made it not me

>>34374027
>>34383479

You fucking idiots

This is a picture from a thread like last fucking week that was huge

You call others normies but don't browse this board enough to know that? Kill yourselves

>so whatever we had is over because i wont fuck you
>ok
>i was asking not stating, but ok
>oh

>>34387135
Thank you for the encouragement. I will try.

>>34381106
God, I hope I never stay with a woman long enough to be comfortable talking about the consistency of my poop with her. My parents did that right in the middle of dinner and its fucking disgusting.

>>34383061
fuck her pussy, not her asshole. Tell her you think poop holes are gross.

>>34383933
that's a quality fetish, anon.

>>34372663
"Currently" and a pic of her drinking water with a straw

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Ahh living the life fulfilling life of normiedom.

I let a workmate use my phone so he could text his gf he couldn't make it home that night

>>34385310
It's a sign of a diseased mind to carry on with this kind of talk outside of the bedroom and into your normal, day-to-day lives.

>>34384837
wtf is this???
Did you open with "hey bitch"?
How many girls do you have to say "hey bitch" to before one of them gave you nudes?
Apparently I've been doing everything all wrong...

>>34372663
I don't remember, possibly from stalking someone years ago.

>Yes yes yes yes yes yes
Coworker texted asking to borrow something. I didn't see the text, so she asked me in person. Way after I gave her the thing, I just replied "No" as a goof.

>>34372663
"If anything we have all the other days to hang out" - from a legitimately crazy girl I've been texting off Tinder, I'm a cyborg

>>34380876
>no I wont fuck her

Pochemu?

>"Non-ASCII text is not allowed." on /r9k/

>>34372910
I don't care if she responded well, anybody who calls another girl "sexy" is a sperglord.

>>34387754
We're blissfully diseased.

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>>34386761
It's a scam, dude.

https://www.yandex.com/images/search?cbir_id=&text=&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fr9k%2F1485285399711.png

>>34386761
>>34388119
If you weren't trolling, we just saved your life.

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>>34387779
you just have to be alpha bro

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I don't know what I did wrong. I was happy and making jokes and then this happened.

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Please find attached the thing the original poster requested

>>34372663
>Can't do Thursday either ://///

Time to move on to another Stacy

>>34372663
>my pay will be 3.85 more per hour now :D We should go shopping this weekend.

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>>34388257
Jesus, anon. I really don't know what happened there. Did you make a really petty joke or something that made you look like you were asking for attention or something?

>>34388291
That's why you ask when are you available, and not suggest a day or time until you find out.

>>34387947
I never said I wasn't a sperglord, anon. I am a sperglord and I own that fact.

>>34372910
Well I was sad, and I figured I could use it to my advantage. Nice dubs btw

>>34388215
Please post the opener to one of these conversations. I'm just not sure how I would start with an attitude like that.

>>34376175
But what if we ARE the normies?

>>34388731
they ARE the openers bud

>>34388913
LIES!

>still need my nudes? I didn't forget you babe
>nudes now you whore, just like i asked
These imply that there were previous messages where you asked for nudes.

>>34389005
i met them irl

>>34385310
>daddy can we travel?
hahahaha

>>34389088
What sort of setting? Like a "club" or something?
What did you say to them?

Also show a pic of yourself, you can probably only get away with this shit because you're attractive.

>Oh, thank you so very fucking much, jackass

I told her that her new haircut looked like shit