Phrases you will never hear >"I love you."

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>thats the biggest dick ive ever had

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Problem solved, friendo.
oreganino post

>>34387320

>You now have enough money to retire comfortably

>>34387320
>you have finally accomplished your dream.

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>"I'm so glad I met you"
>"You're the best thing to happen to me in my life"

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In a group of friends:
>Let's wait for (anon)!

with a grill:
>I need you

>>34387320
For as long as I live, I will be faithful to you and only you

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>"I'm proud of you son"

>"I wish I could be with you forever"

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>>34387402
>In a group of friends:
>>Let's wait for (anon)!
This hits so hard. I have a few "friends" but I'm such a replaceable and non-integral part of the group, most of the time they don't even bother to call me.
Feels so much like Reese from Malcom In The Middle. ;____;

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> "youre one ugly mo motherfucker. Oil

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>>34387428
Fuck, the 1st one hit me right in the feels.

I wish i could just be all you guys' friends. But you are all sociopathic assholes who wouldn't give me the time of day like i would give you.

>>34387428
I let down my chad dad, i wasted his great genes. Why didn't i do anything about it earlier?

>>34387529
They always say things like that, then fade away after a couple of days.

"Hey anon, do you want to come to this party?"

>>34387529
??????????.......why....say...that,...ddyedbhkjf

>>34387582
It's the otherway around with me. I mean it when i say nice things and they never beleive me.ever. and then they get defensive and never talk to me again. I know its difficult trusting people but seriously,you cant be distrustful of everyone and it seems a good portion of the people here are like that. Just like you most likely.

>>34387654
It's kinda hard to trust people are nice to you when your whole life the people were only nice to you when they wanted to use you :/

>>34387320
>"I love you."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtEmJeojY0I

the only reason that episode was made

>>34387706
I know it is. I was just like you at one point. But then i realised that sometimes to get anywhere,wether it is making friends or even something as simple as buying a video game you have to take a chance. And people who take chances are good people. I know you can be good.i would give you a chance. Besides.this is a community right? We need to stick together. We are friends already in that aspect.

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>It is at this time that I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.

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>I love you too, anon
>will you stay with me tonight?

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>"How should we call our son Anon ?"

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>>34387859
>>34387806
>>34387428
>>34387402
>>34387396
>>34387371
why even live? what's the point of life if you never will be able to experience this?

>>34387801
Yeah, thats why I like these threads, they make me feel like i'm not alone.
As for the 1st part of your post, no point in playing a rigged game, sadly.

>>34387917
Alcohol is the only thing that stops me from spilling my brains out desu.

>I love you
>You're attractive
>You're handsome
>I love you for your looks
>Wow thats a big dick
>Lets see what you're made of, wow its big!
>Mommy loves you


WHY MUST I SUFFER?

>>34387467
Oh shit...
Is this not normal?

>No friends until college
>make a few friends, invite them to do some things
>Literally they have never invited me to do anything
>I'm leaving for Australia for the spring
>mfw my friends of 3 years didn't even say goodbye

I'm fucked

>>34387923
Why do you think it is rigged? Sure life isn't fair but you know,nothing ever is.

>>34387343
Top Fucking kek thanks anons. This board always makes me laugh. I know this shit isn't real

>>34387320
>we were waiting for you

>>34387320
>fuck me
Basically anything that denotes a desire to have any kind of relation with me

>>34387354
I laughed back then but now I get a cold shiver where my heart should be

if I'm lucky it's a stroke and my sufferings will soon end

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>>34387917
The hope/delusion that I can pull myself out of this rut and someday experience that.

>wanna grab lunch anon?

>>34387320
stop posting these theyre making me sad

>>34387320
>hey (spoken firstly & truly)

>>34388114
>I love you, son
oregano

>>34387396
Is it worse to have heard these things only to find out later she never actually meant them?

I miss you Marissa

>"You'll be missed once you pass away"

>>34388011
It really hurts seeing people being happy, having fun, hanging out with friends, while I just rot away alone, dispite my best efforts to reach out and to make friends. And the worst thing? Most of them didnt even have to try, it simply natural to them. Just goes to show you how laughably pathetic people like me are, really,

>>34387320
> " i love you'
> " wanna fuck'?
> "please cum inside me"
i will never hear these phrases but whatever i will be dead in the end anywasy

>>34388207
Instead of rotting away,have you ever tryed working for what you want? Sure when you push the world will push back tenfold but i know,from the bottom of my heart you can do it. I do beleive in you. I might not know you,but i know just from the way you talk that you have a lot of potential jist waiting to be let loose.

>>34388277
yeah, he could try to be himself, it worked for me after all

>>34387320

>Nice Work!
>"inside joke"
>I do
>Please don't go
>No, you hang up!
>Hey anon, wanna go () with us?
>Have a good time
>I'll miss you
>We're more than friends, we're brothers
>Don't forget about me
>How long will you be gone?

>"I missed you daddy!"

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>"You're hired"
>"Thank you for your hard work"

What I wish I could hear

>I love you (in love)
>I missed you
>Cuddle with me
>Don't go

>>34388277
Thanks man, that actually means a lot, even if it is coming from a stranger on 4chan.

>>34388299
Nigger thats not what i fucking said and you know it.

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>I'm proud of myself
>I did a great job

So long as I am who I am, I will never feel that I've earned anything or deserve any form of happiness.

>>34388090
Yup. I feel you

>>34388392
Your welcome. I know a little kindness can go a long way for some people.

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>"don't kill yourself, you are loved "

>>34388434
I'm not the anon you were talking to, but would you mind adding me on steam my user is instahaki I think

>>34388524
Don't got steam. I have an email though.

>"I couldn't sleep, I kept thinking about you"
>"Why aren't you responding? You know how I get"

>>34387472
You okay Chad?

"i don't know which i like more making love to you or cuddling afterwards, thank goodness i can have both"

>>34388719
l threw up a Iittle

>>34387948
this guy gets it. There is no point in being yourself when you can't archieve the things that you want and when you have given up on yourself

>>34388803
Yeah man if we cant escape we might aswell go out guns blazing. Just sad i cant get anyhing stronger than booze in this rual shithole.

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>>34387320
>Please don't leave me

I have accepted that a life with love in it is not my destiny

I want to hear all of these but not from 3D women. They're all horrible.

>>34389140
Preach it brotha
nice filterino

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>"I love you, daddy"

Seeing children literally brings pain to me knowing I'll never have one of my own

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>>34387320
>And graduated Maxima Cum Laude: Anon!

>>34389286
Dont bring any more people into this world only for them to suffer.

>tfw you've heard this before but you don't hear it anymore

I think that's a worse feel desu.
Knowing how amazing it feels, and knowing that you'll probably never hear it again.

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>>34387483
I really wish I had a Dad. My Mam done the best she could, but at the end of the day she wasn't a good enough woman to hold down a man. I really think that's one of the reasons I'm so fucked. I needed a good father figure to whip me into shape.

>>34389633
Yeah, most guys who grow up with a single mom end up pretty fucked.

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>YABADABADOOO STICK IT IN MY POO

>tfw when no gay Flintstones scat buddy

>>34387320
>Hey (anon) wanna come to my party?

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>get drunk
>playing online game with female friend I met on there
>have a major debilitating crush on her
>says she is going to bed
>I say I love you
>expect no response and her to go offline immediately
>she says I love you too, anon
>I end up going offline immediately instead

even though she might not have remembered or meant to say it, it's so nice to hear.

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>>34388177
Yes. Yes it is, anon.

fuck i dont even know what the phrases are that im missing out on

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>>34387320
>i am proud of you son

even though I am a good boy all the time.

>very good grades in uni
>decent engineering major
>don't smoke or drink
>do whatever they want

>>34387320
Fuck, that one really got to me

>you will never lie in bed with your gf, both naked under the blanket
>you will never cling to each other, almost desperately trying to cling to each other
>she will never snuggle up to you and whisper "I love you" into your ear before falling asleep
>you will never hear her soft breathing, feel the air brushing against your ear and her bodywarmth beside you

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>"Good job!"
>"Good luck, we depend on you!"

>Daddy look over here!

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>>34387320
It's weird that I'll never hear or see what the coroners do with me after I die.
>"anon died of" etc.

I'll be laying there as usual...but idk dead.

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>I'm proud of you.

>I'm happy I met you.

>I'm sorry for bullying you all those years

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>Don't worry, I like you just the way you are

>>34388277
i'm incapable of working for anything really
i always use to say to myself that i would start doing things and improving myself but i never do, i'm just too much of a weakling

>>34390183
This made me laugh very much

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I'm glad you had autism, son.

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>"Anon, let's just stay in tonight. Things have been so busy lately that I feel like we've barely spent any time together, I just want to relax with you tonight."
>"You know Anon, it's nights like these that I realise how lucky we are, that we both found eachother"
>"There's no one in the world i'd rather be with"
>I love you

>>34395369
Japs know how to write suicide notes

>>34388183
That actually hit me like a brick to the head when I read that