Such an opportunity!

use it to bend reality so I can write more than 150 words

I would not like to be omnipotent because then i would be all seeing and all knowing and i would have to see and know about all the niggers and poo in loos.

No one wants that

Just gimme mind control powers and god mode hax ok?

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>>34387521
^ kore

And then I'd make myself king.

>>34387486
If I was omnipotent I would not give myself other omni-attributes. I don't want all the knowledge in the universe. However I would become an all powerful superhero. I would change my body, give myself specific superpowers, and just goof off in this world. Maybe after a few human lifespans I would change aspects about the universe. I would not look for worship.

I would give myself immunity from any other omnipotent beings currently in existence, don't want to get attacked by any "I am the one and only god" faggot war deities like YHVH.

>>34387603
Oh wow that wasn't 150 words. I thought I was going over.

>>34387486
Like some other people here I'd limit things like my omniscience (assuming I had it as well), because I wouldn't want to know absolutely everything. Also this is all assuming that I become omnipotent here in this world, and that I haven't died and wound up in my own afterlife.
OK so first things first, I drop out of my job/education/whatever my current occupation is. Then, I'm gonna fix any deformities, illnesses, etc. that I have (but mostly to fix my mouth and teeth first), then probably change my appearance to that of a cute girl. Then I'd create a cute gf for myself, and we'd go on a trip around the world. I'd do this in a very small space of time, by having multiple clones of myself visit many places at once (and we're talking all sorts of places, like the bottom of the ocean, the top of Mt. Everest, forbidden grounds, etc.).

Then when that's all done, I'd make myself a floating island with a nice house on it, lift it up into the sky and out into space, where I'd go on an infinite adventure throughout the universe. I'd probably also do things like help speed up certain sciences and fight injustice and poverty in the world, although any and all actions I take to help the world as a whole would be done as an alternate identity, just some formless figure who appears to the public as an actual god.

FUCKING KILL MYSELF
Origenaliow

turn everyone into furries and animes, give everyone on 4chan superpowers, unfold earth onto the surface of a mysterious ringworld and create a truly opulent flying palace complex that travels the length of the new world, create a 16 stories tall demon prince boyfriend with a feeding fetish and sixteen thousand imp master chefs, fuck around with physics, freeze time and pull peoples pants down in the middle of the street, make magic real, make an afterlife that's just an endless bar filled with everyone who ever died and tv screens displaying interesting parts of the real world, resurrect all the interesting philosophers and artists and royalty for my court, replace the sun with a sun-sized woman made out of fire, create a society of amazon musclegirls who can dominate any man, kick hiro in the ass, make moot a demigod, heighten my vision to be able to spot an individual neutrino, supply myself with an infinite amount of physiological energy, take long walks in blizzards, and become the platonic form of the little girl

Firstly I would make myself immortal, this is the most important step, to prevent my parents from freaking I would leave my looks to deteriorate to prevent suspicion, and live a fairly normal life. Maybe I'd have us win the lottery.

Apon their passing I would then rejuvenate myself back to 20 years old. And would make various alterations to make myself extra cute.

Give myself a new name, whip up some more money for a pad, and then go about life. I feel like Omnipotence would get boring very quickly if you just became a super sentient overlord. I'd maybe make a few adjustments to earth here and there to prevent my paradise from being ruined but apart from that living as a human is optimal

Oh and I'd make the average women's height 8ft tall, just cause I'm into that. Don't judge.

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>>34388420
>only 8
What are you, a pleb?

I'd do very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very veryvery very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very veryvery very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very lewd things.

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>>34388503
Good taste lad, but for me it becomes too much after a point, I'm very particular

>tfw had to be born 5'10 instead of 5'0
>missing out on extra large girls
I get giddy just being in a presence of a girl taller than me so I can't imagine what megamanlets with this fetish feel like all the time

adopt qt lolis, solidify their loli-dom in stone and raise them to be evil conquerors and generals, then give them magic superpowers and unleash them upon the world

also fug them a lot

I'd live in a musical world where everything feels lighter and freer. It would be something like a cross between dungeons and dragons, care bears, myst and a light dose of ketamine. I wouldn't be omniscient, but knowledge would be freely available to me whenever I want to access it, and there would be no lies. I would never lose sight of the fact that this world is my creation, but instead of treating it as though it is inauthentic I would see it as a broader depiction of how I really feel inside. I would probably try to experience some of the things there that I couldn't experience in this life, like love, companionship, relaxedness, and aimlessness without being judged for it. There would be no pain (aside from perhaps faint nostalgia), no fear, no predation, no willful ignorance, everyone would be open and honest with each other. Subtler passions, but not ambition, would be a defining feature. Death would always be entirely voluntary.

Once I'm satisfied that I've experienced those small encouragements, I'd fucking kill myself and all of reality before it screws up as badly as this planet.

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I don't think I'd want to be omnipotent, actually. It sounds like an awful lot of trouble. It'd take the fun out of a lot of things.