>gf outta town on business >haven't had sex in a week JUST

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>>34405555
Fuck off to your containment board, asshole.

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>>34405555
Try 14 years without having sex, faggot. That's why I'm a frustrated pervert motherfucker

>>34405606
How is this even possible?

Oregano

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>>34405555
>on business
pic related is her "business"

>>34405795
Me on the left

ooga booga

>>34405606
>14 years
you are either a 14 yo kid or a normie
either way get the fuck out

20 years here and counting

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>>34405634
Because I was born horny and when I was 9 years old, I convinced my female cousin to have sex with me. We had sex from 9 years old all the way until she was 16, that's when she got her first boyfriend. After that, I became so frustrated because I couldn't fuck her no more and I was always shy around other girls. I'm 26 now and haven't had sex since late 2003, she was like 4 years older than me

Sex toys dude

>>34405862

first or second cousin anon? this is important

>was sick over christmas break from work
>couldn't stop thinking about sex because of the free time
>mfw that semi-painful eruption of cum on my gf after i got better

>>34405935
First cousin. We were close, I loved when she came to my house because I knew she was gonna jump to my bed in the middle of the night and fuck me

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>>34405555
>>haven't had sex in a week
fake and gay.

plus, nice quads, but still fake and gay.