My crush just posted this about me. What did she mean by this

>>34441685
You're being cucked by Melvin, my dude

>>34441685

I'm pretty sure you already know what it means, OP. Do you really want us to spell it out for you?

damn you one ugly nigga she clearly jus bein nice

>>34441685
>4likes

no one gives a shit about you or your crush

the girl you're crushing must be ugly as you desu senpai

fix your damn hair dude wtf it looks like its growing from your ears

She kinda cares about you.
Probably doesnt want anything with you,but wants to help you get a date.
Take the opportunity.

Public humilliation.

>>34441685
>2 jackets

What the fug lmao

>>34441685
If she actually meant those words, she'd be the one dating you, dude.

You're friend-zoned.

>>34441685

You're getting fucked with low key but don't be mad at her just walk away and don't look back.

don't listen to these lonely jaded virgins itt. she clearly is interested in you, ask her out asap

>>34442283
This.

Make sure you ask her to he your girlfriend in a public place with plenty of bystanders.

Low-key public humiliation, to use you as a prop for her personality.

You know when people say "Bless your heart," and "s/he's sweet, but...?"

This would be Exhibit C.

>>34441685
You're in the friendzone, my guy

The fact that she said 'Any girl would be lucky to have him' means she doesn't want you and neither does anyone else

>>34442283
>>34442322

Girls are so ruthless to ugly boys. And they wonder why guys are such jerks.

>>34441685

If this isn't a LARP:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

RIP OP.

>>34442222
quads of truth OP
thisss desu

>>34442322
>a place with plenty of bystanders
Trying to get Opie to cry in public dude?

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what do you like about her OP?

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>>34441685
That's fucked senpai

The polar opposite of this situation is happening to my friend and his oneitis. He's finally gotten a gf but still consoders this girl his best friend. It hurts sometimes when I see him post shit like this and know he'll N E V E R get inside her.

>>34441685
It means she is a roastie whore who thinks it helps to say that shit even though it's degrading as fuck

>>34442422
men have no respect for a relationship. I feel bad for his gf

>>34441685
>YLYL
Lost

My truly honest opinion is that you are ugly, she don't want you by the fact that you are ugly, you are a cuck, you should find another girl, but she is a good friends because she want that you find somebody that want you for what you are.

>>34442421
>hey oneitis remember that one ti-
>yeah
>but i didn't even finish
>I remember

>>34441685
Welcome to r9k 2.0 where we post faces and talk about roasties.

>>34442446
He only got into it recently, this pic was from a while back. I'm so fucking proud of him for getting gf (lord knows he needs it).

Doesn't help me in my situation any, but hey it's a victory for both of us.

>>34442487
how attractive is his gf in comparison to the girl in the picture?

Nigga cut your hair or shape that shit up, learn how to dress

I would say go on /fa/ but none of them niggas know how to dress. Go there anyway, you might learn something

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>>34441685
While I'm pretty sure she is more or less just trying to post stuff about you to get other girls to come after you so you will leave her alone, I think you should still go for it because really why not, if shes just putting you in the "freindzone" and acting like the stereotypical stacy then fine you will find that out if you ask her out and nothing will change, but if she isn't then you get to go out with your crush. There really isn't no reason not to actually go for it.

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>>34442498
I can't say, this is the only usable photo of her he's given me. She doesn't post many pictures.

Note how you can't see the face.

>>34442568
Except being humiliated in front of everyone and possibly being cast out by her friends and family that he's probably cool with

>>34442579

can't see face on this one, but can't see body on the other

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>>34442599
AnonI know its gonna sound like normalfag advice but the worst she can literally say is no, shes not going to insult you or laugh at you for it, her friends aren't going to make fun of you for it. and so what if they do? If they want to put you down for actually trying and not being a beta then they're cunts who aren't worth hanging around to begin with.

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>>34441685
OP your oneitis prolly wants some 7ft tall nigger. Give up.

>>34442648
>S-Stacy will you go out with m-me
>Stay in your place, little nigga, I'm already hittin' that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOpYZenCuX8

>>34441685
>instagram
>le crush
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34442674
>Loiter Squad

>>34442648
If they haven't moved past high school mentality this is horrible untrue advice.

>>34441685
Either it's an inside joke or she's trying to see if any girls would be interested in you.

>>34442721
It's a trash show, but that skit is true, that's why it's so funny

>>34442657
Surprisingly cute black girl. OP has no chance

>>34442732
If they haven't and OPs worst fears are true I think the second part still stands, if they're that shallow than fuck them you don't need them.

>>34442648
One of my best friends became my onitis, and I acted forever to tell her. When I told her, she told me "she can't handle this right now," and told me we probably shouldn't hang out for a few weeks. Longest weeks of my life, by the end of week 2 I was in fuckit mode and decided the angst wasn't worth it. She contacted me after week three, and shortly after we began dating. It was a good 3yrs.

I'd say, if you want her, pull the trigger and say something. But also be prepared to let her go and move on just in case.

>>34441685
>haha he is so fucking creepy someone please take one for the team and save me from him

>posting a picture of yourself on instagram
>posting your crush's instagram

My false flag sense is tingling.

>>34441717
No one likes when people post pictures of SOs or crushes, so it's not about his looks

>>34442579

She's pretty fuckin munted

>>34442579
Waiiittt is her last name start with an a i think ive plowed this girl

>>34441685
>any girl would be lucky
>but she's not willing to do it

I think you know the meaning of this, OP

>>34441685
Sounds like she is trying not to cuck you but kinda has to because she doesn't like you that way. At least she may help you find someone else.

>>34442793
>sixhead
>cute
pick one

>>34441685
she's trying to get rid of you kek

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