I couldn't take it anymore. My brain finally snapped. Years

>>34441858
that's dangerous.

Get a prostitute.

You touched a real girls ass op.

You have become a man.

>>34442289
This anon, prison is two times shittier for rapists. Pay a hooker

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>>34441858
>ywn get ass-grabbed while standing in line at Jimmy John's.

>>34441858
little nigga
you gotta get a prostitute

>>34441858
DO IT AGAIN ANON THESE NORMIES IN THIS THREAD ARE TRYING TO SHAME YOU GO FOR MORE ASSES AGAIN AND GRAB IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN

>>34441858
dont worry anon, she liked it, either way thats what sluts are for

The amount of times I wanted to squeeze a pair of abut cheeks is too dam high. Good for u man

>>34441858

lmao the police are reviewing the security video right now and the university is going to email your photo in line to all the students and send them an alert text with your pic. Have fun in jail.

fucking kek

>>34441858

> Suddenly my hand raced forward and groped her.

Nigger you're not HG Wells and your hand ain't disembodied. You did that, not your hand.

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>>34441858
FUCKING CHRIST ROBOT NO! BAD!

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>>34441858

how did that sweet tender chunk of buttmeat feel in your hands?

Stuff like this will start to happen more and more if women keep ignoring 80% of men

>>34444548
No it won't. Op will get caught and his life will be even worse than it is now. Society doesn't give a fuck about you.

>>34441858
Wow I really hope you get arrested.. that would be so fucking hilarious

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Anon, there are ways to grope women and get away with it. What you did was not one of those ways.

>>34441858
>terrible thing
Yes, you literally beat her half to death, locked her in a coffin for a month, water boarded her, and ripped her eyes out after burning her half to death, and injecting her full of lsd off an on for years. Unforgivable. Grabbing someone's ass. Such pure and TERRIBLE evil.

>>34444752
It is not terrible "NORMIES OUT REEE" its not that that's the problem.. it's a matter of whether or not it was illegal you fucking dumbass..

OP can get a sexual offense charge on this shit you know that ruins people lives right and it is might expensive trying to get out of that shit as well assuming he's obviously some spaghetti spilling rich kid

i consider this that you avenged me as a woman grabbed my ass in Michigan while I was at some lame ass fair, I presume you live there since no one in the west coast eats at jimmy johns and Michiganders are dumb enough to think jimmy johns is good.

>>34444778
>they are goin to track him down with dogs as he runs from the scene
>the police are reviewing the video right now, and asking around witnesses like a mass shooting happened
All you have to do is run and not do it all of the time.

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>>34444752

I bet she now has PTSD from that ass-grab.

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>>34444709

This, you dun goofed OP
>my two roommates (one normie one giga-Chad) dragged me to a bar one night
>we get pretty wasted
>a couple 8/10s come over to start talking to Chad roommate
>they talk to us a bit too
>we're getting pretty drunk and having a good time
>girls have to leave
>after they say bye and walk past me I slap both of their asses really hard and kinda squeeze real quick
>definitely would not have done this if I was sober but I remember thinking "Fuck it, why not"
>they both shriek and giggle, one of them turns to me and says "Naughty boy" while she's still laughing
>they leave and don't have me charged with violent gangrape
>both roommates are shocked in a good way that I stopped being beta for a few seconds

>>34444800
>Yes this is the better option
>OP grabs the ass of a well to-do white girl in a fucking coffee shop or whatever in this political climate

He is lucky 3 white knights didn't jump him man he is lucky he escaped without being caught its a fucking sex offense dude that isn't something you even remotely consider fucking with

You both are completely retarded, don't do that shit again OP

>>34444826

and you still didn't get their number

>>34444914
>>34444914

Kindly delete this post, thanks

No one in this thread is shaming him, they are just suggesting not getting thrown in jail.

My Suggestions
Whores
Alcohol
Brushing by people in crowds instead of grabbing (less satisfying, but way less risky). Swimming pools / wave pools are good for this.