www.vocaroo.com
Say whatever you want, but if you can't think of anything just say "I wish daddy would fuck me up my baby boy ass".
Anybody got any advice on really good mics?
>>34442444
Nice trips.
I personally use a Blue Nessie, it's pretty good but kinda pricey anon.
>>34441652
>>>/trash/7419414
You should try this post for some fun.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tAyMcTyMmK
>>34443344
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUT YOU WHORE OUT OUT OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34443403
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vqVhGolmZe
>>34443344
>>34443493
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RxOkqeG5oL
>>34443542
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BT5WFbyu8x
>>34443344
>>34443493
>>34443542
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AkOMJX2425
Here's mine (forgive the link I'm mobileposting). I had to be quiet because family's asleep but I had some fun with this.
https://clyp.it/42j0gg2o
Be sure to listen to the end.
>>34443613
Thanks for the ASMR, daddy.
>>34443641
Uhhh...sure thing famiglia
I found some other old ones I did, here's one of me singing that I actually did okay with.
Sounds better with all the parts.
https://clyp.it/4aq2l3dy
>>34443758
I hate to tell you this anon but you sound like a faggot ass normie.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U1CD7dw7QI
I am back, as usual
>>34443801
https://clyp.it/iuskfyka
>>34441652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rkoJXAwboh
>>34443277
>>>/trash/7419414
Red-stricken face, the stare never shallow: genuineness.
Skeleton Street
in graveyard broken,
shrieking odd the thing
(self-breather, sun-solid)
conversed against my afternoon,
same rat-time of seething,
the smeared brain of grip to green,
the one which pries laws from the rubbish-God.
>>34443895
dank shit my man. loved it
>>34443895
Did you just play that anon? It was really moving and looking at the picture you posted made it extra moving. Assuming this is an original piece, you have talent and can convey emotion big time
>>34443895
Pretty dope homie.
Chill, like something you'd hear in an indie movie that wasn't fucking garbage.
Tell me if I sound like a faggot or not
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06fh2GFdHXC
>>34443989
not faggoty but kind of speech impedimenty I guess
not that bad though
>>34443989
A bit of a faggot but it sounds fine.
Very average late teens-early 20's voice.
>>34443989
You have a lisp but you sound manly enough. Also your reading doesn't sound fluid.
>>34444015
>speech impedimenty
>>34444020
You got it
>>34444021
Yeah I kinda half lisp. Vocaroo does badly with audio quailty and kinda accentuates it but it makes me wanna kill myself anyway.
I'm not reading fluidly because James Joyce is a shithead who makes up fake words.
>>34443938
>>34443971
>>34443983
i love you guys
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zDj0XWDtgB
>>34443814
You sound just like this guy who lives in my dorm.
>>34441652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0upRJMqZjCE
>>34444073
anon it's so good ;_; pls do more. are you doing these right now? fug
>>34443882
>https://clyp.it/iuskfyka
kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04lQH79YHxG
rate me you fricks
>>34444127
yup, it's 8:30 here
>>34444168
>fuck me up by baby boy oss
>my baby boy oss
>baby boy oss
>boy oss
>oss
>>34444127
went too long with this one, so forgive me anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S7BIROx76X
>>34444308
I didn't like this one as much. Doesn't matter though, you're golden. Wish I had you around to just be able to hear this kinda stuff often.
>>34444492
Somebody slow that gif down.
>>34443902
>>>/trash/7419414
Follow our chain of contextures
imagined in agencies never with a second zone,
the conscious matters slept satisfied and without end;
motley dream
value-perceives court of reality, natural to the fact,
in a devastation of our unusual proceedings.
>>34444108
what school do you go to? Just asking because I'm living in the dorms
>>34444204
>oss
AHHS
>it's a roastie bait thread
https://clyp.it/dhs5g53x
Rate my voice faggus
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00KucHLO7ec
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UUm0g1h3nN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PwmXOMvirH
>>34443895
>>34444073
Saved them as .flac and they're in my music collection now. Using both of your pics related for the album art.
>>34444308
I liked and saved this one as well but I agree that you could have gone a bit more out there and changed it up a little after 1:39.
>>34446242
N I G G A
That was actually kinda impressive, shit.
>>34446242
that's really good as far as I can tell you faggot
I felt like I was in a magical private library
>>34446532
you sound like a small time YouTuber with a couple thousand subscribers. not bad
>>34447934
Do you have anything you want read?
>>34448000
actually, could you do one of these Hector quotes here from The History Boys (2006)? https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_History_Boys
"The best moments in reading are when you come across something -- a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things -- that you'd thought special, particular to you. And here it is, set down by someone else, a person you've never met, maybe even someone long dead. And it's as if a hand has come out and taken yours."
"Pass the parcel. That's sometimes all you can do. Take it, feel it, and pass it on. Not for me, not for you, but for someone, somewhere, one day. Pass it on, boys. That's the game I want you to learn. Pass it on."
thnx
>>34448139
Sure thing. Here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1szH1oYUZRR
>>34448245
thanks senpai. I think you did the second quote better than the first one because it was closer to the original rhythm. regardless, thank you.
>>34448325
You're welcome any time, man
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iA6Pn6eDEq
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eeeKdmU1IQ
Rant and vidya quotes
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BAibNReYdO
>>34447827
Thanks bruhhh
>>34447893
A magical private library sounds really nice.
Why though?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12BMQmUziNS
>>34448603
>Why though?
>Be me
>On a spiritual journey to uncover my dormant innate human ability for psychic powers
>Go to arcane bookstore looking for the good stuff
>Owner nods and takes me to "the backroom"
>Suddenly in a high rise in England
>Startled and a bit confused
>Room looks like pic related
>Turn around
>See anon
>Think to myself, "Who's this creepy faggo?"
>Anon says https://clyp.it/dhs5g53x
>mfw anon can read minds
>mfw anon shapeshifted right before my eyes
>mfw about to learn magic from shapeshift-sexual anon
the end
me singing with a russian qt i will literally never meet
https://clyp.it/4dtu2fya
>>34442444
I use a 5 pound mic from Maplins and it's the best one i've ever owned
don't fall for the expensive mic meme
>>34448432
the voice acting in the first one is shit but the second was so amazing that I felt I could be brutally honest about how bad the first one was. great job with the second clip.
it was like you were a high-rank official on a literal space ship recording his holo-logs.
>>34448743
Oh wow that's really awesome!!! So interesting.... I hadn't considered the possibility of shapeshifting. I want to get into doing like scripted recordings. That never once crossed my mind.
Thanks anon!
>>34448535
try and sound more like pic related. you sound too weak-willed to take down the system
>>34448812
fuck off normie
oregano is a nice herb
>>34448812
That was so cute.
Please do meet and get married.
>>34448916
it won't happen anon
she's a qt too
>>34448882
if you want practice here's some lines for you to read, if I continued the story
>I ask, "What will you teach me?"
>Anon says, "Whatever you need to learn. And that's what we're here to find out. So come, why don't you lay on the Ottoman here and tell me /all/ about this little pilgrimage you're on. Let's get comfortable, and I'm sure the thoughts will just flow. You don't even need to mumble."
>Anon in female form takes me by the hand
>We move toward the sofa
>>34448644
pretty manly voice
>>34449001
I hope it does. Or you find someone cuter that you love and loves you back more.
>>34449093
Thanks anon!!
I'm out right now but I'll do this as soon as I get back! If the thread is dead it'll be in the next vocaroo one. I should be able to soon though
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0etZWbL9ykM
>>34449293
si, ohaiyo tovarisch
bumpariono my friends
>>34449093
ok here it is. It's a bit rushed and not great ....
https://clyp.it/vsfze2vp
>>34450249
this is very gay anon
it's painfully obvious that you're male
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VSA40TkoJo
i'm a girl btw
>>34450308
if you're actually female prove it by taking my virginity
>>34450249
i'm the original anon
I gotta agree with you and the other anon, not as good as the first one. I imagined you being far more self-confident whereas here you sound nervous for no reason. I also imagined the male voice until "Let's get comfortable". You should work on the pacing too.
>>34450308
you sound like a young boy, not a gay man.
>>34450274
well I am so..
>>34450365
Yeah my voice is really rocky today.. And I have zero confidence in general.
I might try it again. Thank you for the feedback and the ideas!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rYUh22QP1J
Let's give a little bit of love to this thread.
>>34450472
no problem dude/tte
What was said m8s?
>>34444444
Maybe I'll post something later idk
>>34450308
>>34450360
hmmm, still a virgin, guess you're just a male faggot...
>>34448876
I actually always thought the first one was better, weird
Thanks man
>>34450604
it wasn't very nice
>>34441652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GL2oxwTxX2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gGHom3nDOT
>>34450777
checked and Vegeta is that you?
>>34450799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kfd6HyKPEc
>>34450821
you called? here is your medicine
I TOLD YOU TO RATE ME
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04lQH79YHxG
>>34450878
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01NpT5BNHQk
>>34444112
whats your kik
fgjgfjytgjjgfvt
>>34450308
ciara is dat u
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g1VFJIisVo
>>34450929
I like the gif better
>>34451071
same, the editor doesn't allow moving gifs sadly so I was not able to let it move
>>34450583
I made another attempt. It's an improvement but not by much.
Thanks again anon, I never know what to practice, it's nice to get a task and feedback
https://clyp.it/0ujufawm
>>34446786
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PwmXOMvirH
NOICE.
>>34450777
>tfw no autistic shrieking bf
>record my voice in vocaroo
>realize it sounds awful
>never again
>>34451621
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02cje9qlA9o
>>34450963
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s04lQH79YHxG
>oss
>oss
>oss
>>34446786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d2B0ffGd3A
>>34443560
Suddenly we're in a horror movie of Stacy zombies
>>34451792
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sqymnQacfw
>>34451896
>i said oss, not oss
>oss, not oss
>oss, not
>oss
>>34451943
I knew you would do this.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06nPyNPV1R9
http://vocaroo.com/i/s092OZ8DrEYY
>>34443895
>>34444073
Anon, I did the same exact thing as this anon >>34447798 You will forever be in my music library. Do you have music of yours uploaded anywhere we could listen to?
>tfw wanna travel through your emotionscapes
You faggots owe me. Enjoy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AkV0NOwh1i
http://vocaroo.com/i/s014uQt5jujl
Dear robots...
>>34452046
Wow a faggot numale who thinks his playing is a gift to the world. Fuck off nigger.
>>34452106
you sound like an underage Chad
>>34450545
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GjziHQilEZ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GDhGKBaD0Y
THIS ist lang, Any other Aussies here?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qBpgrsRjSa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V7ZU7Xmiz8
>>34452133
I actually take this as a compliment. Thank you good sir, I was just shitposting but hey thanks.f-faggot
>>34452158
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B1yGHb48szpls no reply :3
>>34452155
R.I.P XDDDD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XFDryQ1bOb
Sexy time :)
>>34452146
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qBpgrsRjSa
So boring.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15RgrxOX8Pl
Or am i the only one.
>>34452200
>inb4 some anon finds her
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0irqx2nkVed
>>34452181
Disgusting, wanting to have sex with strangers.
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>34452198
This is disgusting and pathetic desu
>>34452181
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jz9kspUn1D
>>34452231
It's the 29 century grandpa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ogjIJmMj0L
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RCFyAYTkzZ
im being serious
>>34452228
Gay ass poetry desu
https://clyp.it/cid0kvbq
rate shitty singing
>>34452261
xD!!!!!!!!!!11
>>34452146
you have a sperg accent
>>34452316
3/10 tbqfahwyf
also the song is just lame
Who likes dubs here?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WnGsN6aqCJ
>>34448812
That's pretty good. I thought it was gonna be weird and shit but i was surprised. The slav needs to improve a little though bro
>>34443344
>>34443493
>>34443560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GQIgT7P0te
BTW continue the baneposting vocaroo chain I'll start
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18dQ2Wx6cT1
>>34443560
Fucking weirdo!
cvsdklvbfzxdklvhbudsvbhsdzo
>>34444168
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s04lQH79YHxG
gave me a boner desu
What is the point of this thread? You know that nobody is going to listen to anyone beyond like the first few people right?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0niQowS8fJ1
>>34452530
>gave me a boner desu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LQ3lIfDpk5
Time to contribute my autism to this thread.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12Dl0i9fYGV
>>34452677
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LQ3lIfDpk5
Since you asked so nicely...
>>34452677
here you go you dense homo
>>34452866
>dense
WOW rude.
Also, is that you, are you ftm. why do you have a fake dick?
>>34452794
>Since you asked so nicely...
thank you :)
Good tidings to all my fellow robots!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06A9EfBfiVf
>>34452896
Yes ftm, it is bottle opener, i loved it so i got it, every time someone comes into my house and i know the guys is not in the gay stuff i handle this to them to open up the beers
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RqpzxrQ7TD
>>34452992
You should use your pussy to open bottles, it's ironically quite manly.
What if they are in the gay stuff?
Ok, let's have some fun. I'm working from home today to fund your NEETbux.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HAN6Q1YJk6
>>34453110
can you please do this pasta?
THISAH PICTONGO MAKES ME FEEL SO UNO BONGO
THA LOOK IN HER BONGOBINGO, YOUAH JUSTA KNOW THEY SNOOPIEDINGUED
QUI GONO ISAH KNOWEN TO BE THA MOSTY HUNGO BEANO IN HOLLOWOODOO, POSSIBLY UNO OF THA BIGGASTO ON THE GALAXY HIS WILLYWINGOO HAS BEEN DESCRIBEDO AS LIKE A JUICYJANGO BOTTLE WITH FISHY THICKNESS THAT WOULD RIVAL ELDER DIRBO BINKO AND JAR JAR ME ESTIMATIN' HISAH SIZE TO BE ATLEAST 7 FLESHY BONGOS WITH OVER RANDO GIRTHO. HEAH WOULD HAVE AH BIGBADABOOMO AMADALLO'S WINGY WANGO.
THEY WOULD HAVEO SPENTO HOURO AND HOURO ON SNOO SNOO, GETTING SELF SLIPPY AND SLUGGYO ENOUGH JUST SO SHE CAN TAKE OHy, ME CAN IMAGINE DILLO BE BEGGIN' FOH SNOO WITH QUI GONNO BARELY ABLE TO SLAPO IN THE BONGO AND AMADALO GUGGLING AND BOGGLING DEMANDO HIMO TO FORCO IT IN DEEPRO. SHE WOULDO BANGO BONGO IN DEEPRO. SHE WOULD HAVEO ORGASMO'D THE ENTIRE LENGTHO, SPLURGING ANDO STRETCHEDO RIGHTO UPTO HERO CERVIXO. THE ORGASMO WOULDO HAVEO BEENO POWERFULO WITHO HERO VAGINO MUSCLYS CLAMPINO DOWNO ON QUI GONNO'S THROBBINO MONSTROSITINO HER WHOLE BODYO QUIVERINGO IN EUPHORIO...
ME BETTO SHE STILLO BANGBINGO TO THIS AEON
>>34453025
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mwzyQV2T9i
>>34453050
then i watch them all start an orgy and suck each other off
>>34453142
ahahahaha what the fuck. Ok give me a few minutes.
Here's something while you wait.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DVTD1qTAUb
>>34453142
>>34453277
Here's part 1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rt4raj5azf
>>34453383
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rt4raj5azf
thank you
>>34448812
GO FIND YOUR BEAUTY KATYUSHA!
>>34453025
Best vocaroo in this thread by far.
>>34453277
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA stop it anon
>>34450777
AND THIS
IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER
>>34452106
who knew critikal visits r9k
>>34443560
This is unsettling reeeee
>>34443560
This is actually really good.
ok here's part 2. I kept laughing while recording this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QlZgbYxR9K
>>34448812
she sounds cute anon
>>34453383
>>34454010
oh my god anon please
>>34452454
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVdEmQ08Ys
>>34441652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dvySoNZwAS
I'm really going to regret posting this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HJMbdtQ66v
>>34441652
Sure fag, you can even hear my gay lisp fampai.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m7lh5KgGmq
>>34456647
Ayy lmao fagoli, I enjoyed this a lot.
>>34456950
thank you I channeled all my autism into it.
>>34456647
Kekorigiano
More autism
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gTnMj7Juug
>>34443895
u have a soundcloud or something?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Meoh5owNL5
I have ascended, have you?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08uO01dso4U
I went to 5 different international schools in 4 different countries, lived in one for 11 years.
>>34457125
ahaha fuck, do the one where he's leaving them voicemails.
>>34457266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qAiHVXR8jG
>>34456521
Hahahahaha anon I love you!!!!!!!!!
>>34456860
Yes anon. It's okay. Please say more things.
>>34441652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11piXJeLNJo
Rate my jam guys? I tried my hardest...
>>34457365
Fucking kek. What does your normal voice sound like?
>>34454010
Anon you're smart and good at reading. You should be a voice actor.
>>34453025
I could listen to your beautiful coughing all day.
>>34457477
>Roland
excellent choice anon
>>34443895
Fucking gorgeous anon. Damn.
>>34453025
>Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis got the best of him
>>34457617
Yeah, I don't know what you mean.
>>34457477
anon do you live in texas?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lpt5dGjcZ8
I fucked up rull bad
>>34457772
have a look at your own picture you have posted
>>34457869
No, Florida.
why?
>>34457960
WEEEEWWW TO THAT LAD AMIRITE
>Have a fucking lisp
>Hear all these vocaroos without a lisp
I wish I were you...
>>34458382
I practiced saying S through my teeth ever since freshman year of highschool and it'sneraly unnoticeable
>>34458382
are u a girl(female)
>>34458580
How long do you think I have to practise that? I had treatment when I was a kid but it came back. It's really ruining my singing voice.
>>34458666
>Implying there's girls on the internet
WEW
Nice trips, though.
>>34458759
Well like I said, mine didn't completely go away but own my own it just took over a year for me to come natural to me
I used to sound so pathetic when I was younger but after taking a speech class and pursuing knowledge about attractiveness, I now talk more clearly and non-whiny, actively try to have a deeper voice.
>>34459424
u stil a faglol
I'm really lonely tonight guys, can someone just say
>hey I had a great time with you tonight! You're always tons of fun to hang out with!! Catch ya next Friday okay? Drive home safely!!
please I'm begging you I haven't talked to a person in days.
>>34443895
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rkoJXAwboh
good stuff anon
>>34443989
faglordo
>>34448812
>>34444073
Any more music? I'd shill for it, even
>>34441652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hJD8WuFmsF
It's always weird hearing your own voice.
>>34443814
you sound like that dude from retsupurae...
Several people have told me in the past that I talk like I'm gay. What do you guys think?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZpOvhROJb7
>>34461955
sounds a little but I guess more in that nasally whiny voice sense.
I'm sure you're a ok anon
>>34462077
i do have a bit of a cold
but how dare you call me whiny, you have made me very upset
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nCdNxnuZyw
>>34441652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gGT4TtR7u3
e n j o y
>>34450308
Holy shit eliza you really are in every thread.
This is a story of pringles and how they came to be.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ECYTi7LMXm
>>34450308
wow agatha browses /r9k/?
...damn...
>>34459424
>after taking a speech class
Not in uni right?
The ones in college were a fucking shitshow, terrible.
>>34461955
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZpOvhROJb7
you sound so fucking funny. not gay though.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bXsgNxcPuQ