>tfw my big sister barged into the room just a few minutes

Depends on your "Oh Face"
>judging by yfw you are fucked, she knows, shut it down

>>34474949
She knows and pretended she didn't know so it wouldn't be awkward. Lock your fucking door next time and teach her how to knock

>>34475038
>this

>>34474949
How coherent were you after you finished?

>>34474949
Shoulda kept the sheets off, you have to show your dominance as the alpha male

>>34474949
she probably didnt know. and tfw people interrupting you right before you nut. it happens way too often.

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>>34474949
Even if she couldn't tell by looking at you she could probably smell it

Once she has encountered your scent you'll be able to begin seducing her. It's like pheromones. If you can get a way to have her consume your semen without her knowing that'll be even better. You'll be able to fuck her sooner than you were expecting.

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>>34474949
I had this happen, but with my father

>16 yearold me
>school starts in the afternoon
>im supposed to tidy up the house when im home in the morning since parents are at work and sister in school
>i always do it in the last 20 minutes
>sometimes dad has to go to a meeting so he passes near our home and drops by to check what im doing
>if the house is not clean when he gets home he starts yelling and shit because according to him its the first time im supposed to do after i wake up
Anyway
>one day at around 11am
>decide to jerk off in the living room watching porn on the big tv
>ive been at it for 15 min
>reaching climax
>hear key enter keyhole
>quickly pull pants over dick and fumble with the remote to remove porn
>start cumming in my sweatpants
>dad sees me and the mess
>starte yelling immediatelly while i just lay there in shock jizzing all over the inside of my pants, looking him in the eye
>im done cumming but he keeps on talking and giving me a lesson for the following 5 minutes while i just lay there soaked in my juices
>he's finally done
>i havent said a word the whole time and i just get up and walk past him
>not sure if he could smell the cum but whatever
>enter bathroom in shame and evaluate the damage
>underwear ruinned, pants are salvagable
>dont want to throw cum filled underwear in the laundry because mom will see so i burry it in the trash after dad leaves for meeting

Not my proudest moment

>>34475038
>>34475083
>lock your fucking door
Ameritards

>>34475287
having locks on childrens bedrooms is a big no no in america

My mom used to take the door off of it's hinges when I was a teenager for punishment

>>34475155
smell is only particularly strong when its thick cause you haven't jizzed in days. If you fap everyday, it comes out light and watery and not as much, smell isn't as strong.

>>34475257
when i first started having wet dreams, i was probably about 13. I had no fucking idea what was going. I was ashamed to change my underwear in the morning cause I think my mum would ask why I'm changing them in the morning instead of at night and I would have been caught out.. I didnt think anybody would smell, I was literally walking around school the whole day soaked in my semen, I wonder how many of the girls at school could smell it.

Holy fuck just even thinking about it makes me simulataneously cringe/hate myself so hard and also weirdly eroticises me at the same time.